Maineman and Yurt....

mainman would be lost in the jungle for ever being chased by a pack of apes who want to eat him...

and Yurt would find a way to get off and go on to live happily ever after..

:cof1:
 
I would build a raft and use my nautical knowledge to sail away from yurt and the island.

yurt would quickly annoy every living creature on the island and eventually be overcome by a horde of them and eaten...not for the nutritional value, but mainly just to permamently shut his yapper.
 
Socrtease said:
are stranded on a deserted island together
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when they come across a piece of abandoned luggage. When they open it they discover seven packs of chewing gum, 3 Playboy Magazines, cigarettes, a lighter, and a week's supply of "Doritos"....
 
and then they find a genie in a bottle to make them one wish each.

mainmain wishes for a hot babe to keep him company.

yurt ask for a boat..
 
meme said:
and then they find a genie in a bottle to make them one wish each.

mainmain wishes for a hot babe to keep him company.

yurt ask for a boat..
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as stated earlier... maineman would have long since built his own boat and left yurt alone to deal with whatever the island had in store for him.
 
meme said:
and then they find a genie in a bottle to make them one wish each.

mainmain wishes for a hot babe to keep him company.

yurt ask for a boat..
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Yurt, realizing Maineman's superior nautical skills, asks Maineman to be the skipper and get them home safely... Maineman gracefully accepts and they sail for home to live happily ever after... then they both wake up.

Immie
 
Immanuel said:
Yurt, realizing Maineman's superior nautical skills, asks Maineman to be the skipper and get them home safely... Maineman gracefully accepts and they sail for home to live happily ever after...

then they both wake up.

Please don't tell me its in the same bed...:cof1::cof1::cof1:
Immie
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Damocles said:
when they come across a piece of abandoned luggage. When they open it they discover seven packs of chewing gum, 3 Playboy Magazines, cigarettes, a lighter, and a week's supply of "Doritos"....
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Then they look up and see Maineman's long lost friend, Toby, wandering toward them on the beach....thus finding out where he has been all this time. Toby rushes in and quickly eats the food, smokes the cigarettes and runs off with the magazines........continuing to make Maineman's life miserable.
 
weird thread....i put mfm on ignore (occasionally check to see if he has stopped his bs, has not) and you guys are still obsessing about us

creepy and/or gay...

and immie...he does not have superior nautical skills, kind of weird you would make such a bizarre comment
 
leaningright said:
He's a former navy guy isn't he? Seems that I remember that.
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So am I, you don't want me to skipper any boat anywhere. Well, I can drive on the lake if I have a GPS, but otherwise you don't want me to tell anybody how to do anything on an ocean.
 
leaningright said:
He's a former navy guy isn't he? Seems that I remember that.
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that doesn't mean he has nautical skills

i've spent time on remote islands in the southern pacific, dug out a canoe (helped), lived off the land for days...

but anyways i digress, gay thread and strangely obsessive when most here wanted us to stop our fued, so i put him on ignore and he continues the fued on his own and then socks creates a thread about us when we haven't dialogued for a long time...

there are some very weird people on this board, most are cool though
 
Yurt said:
that doesn't mean he has nautical skills

i've spent time on remote islands in the southern pacific, dug out a canoe (helped), lived off the land for days...

but anyways i digress, gay thread and strangely obsessive when most here wanted us to stop our fued, so i put him on ignore and he continues the fued on his own and then socks creates a thread about us when we haven't dialogued for a long time...

there are some very weird people on this board, most are cool though
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I see it more as a playful thread, not to keep things stirred up with you two..

I though it was funny.:clink:
 
Yurt said:
i've spent time on remote islands in the southern pacific, dug out a canoe (helped), lived off the land for days...
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Which one are you?

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Yurt said:
and immie...he does not have superior nautical skills, kind of weird you would make such a bizarre comment
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It is a playful thread. I was simply trying to find some way for the two of you to kiss and make up. You would have to be willing to make some kind of an effort on your part to make that possible. Besides it was only a dream. ;)

Immie
 
Yurt said:
that doesn't mean he has nautical skills

i've spent time on remote islands in the southern pacific, dug out a canoe (helped), lived off the land for days...

but anyways i digress, gay thread and strangely obsessive when most here wanted us to stop our fued, so i put him on ignore and he continues the fued on his own and then socks creates a thread about us when we haven't dialogued for a long time...

there are some very weird people on this board, most are cool though
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you certainly are no judge of my nautical skills. I'd bet a whole lot of money that I have WAY more time conning and navigating and maneuvering aboard seagoing vessels than you have.
 
Immanuel said:
It is a playful thread. I was simply trying to find some way for the two of you to kiss and make up. You would have to be willing to make some kind of an effort on your part to make that possible. Besides it was only a dream. ;)

Immie
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he's had plenty of oppportunities, immie. he pissed in his whiskey a long time ago.
 
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