New hurricane to follow

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Why have I never had to evacuate, dumbfuck? It's obvious to anyone except a fucking tard such as yourself. It's because I don't live in a shithole like the South. But you fucking morons have to run for your lives pretty much every year.

Get out the flat bottomed boat and generator, idiot. I'll watch you, with amusement, on the weather channel. In my lounge chair. With my air conditioner on. Drinkable water from the tap and plumbing that's not backing shit up into my basement.

Life is good!

What a clueless Minnesotan you are. I've never evacuated. You act like you sucked on a bitter lemon. Why are you so angry?
 
Bs. They are larger, more violent and more frequent now. It's going to take a storm the size of jupiters spot to convince you people.


LOL. You ain't seen nothing yet!
We have an entire west coast enveloped in flames, major hurricanes and typhoons going on, earthquakes multiplying daily on the daily occurrence charts, likely plagues and diseases coming out of the Houston flood waters and no pajama boy driving a Prius with a gluten-free vegan sub sandwich in one hand and a non-fat spirulina smoothie in the other can stop it. Shove off! :tongout:
 
Minnesota? Hell no! Never even been there.

My, my. It looks like I have

TRIGGERED YOU!

Ain't that somethin'?

You're the angry one, not me.

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Bs. They are larger, more violent and more frequent now. It's going to take a storm the size of jupiters spot to convince you people.

I see a lot of predictions and speculation on alarmist websites, but where's the historical data that proves that contention?

We only have partial and anecdotal records at best for most of recorded history, so where are you getting your information?
 
In the interest of clarity, the EURO model and the GFS model have been tracking equally so far. The split comes on Saturday night. GFS shows coming North up the East coast. EURO shows a little more West and then North up the West coast.

Either way the southern quarter of Florida gets some damage. Right now I'm leaning towards agreement with the GFS model at this time. I still think by Thursday we'll have the clearest indications.
 
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Why have I never had to evacuate, dumbfuck? It's obvious to anyone except a fucking tard such as yourself. It's because I don't live in a shithole like the South. But you fucking morons have to run for your lives pretty much every year.

Get out the flat bottomed boat and generator, idiot. I'll watch you, with amusement, on the weather channel. In my lounge chair. With my air conditioner on. Drinkable water from the tap and plumbing that's not backing shit up into my basement.

Life is good!

June -October is a full on Dante hell circle in the South. That's about 1/2 of the damn year every year during which they are all in mortal peril if not already clinging to drift wood or dog paddling looking for some.

Hey, can you pass me a Corona?
 
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Why have I never had to evacuate, dumbfuck? It's obvious to anyone except a fucking tard such as yourself. It's because I don't live in a shithole like the South. But you fucking morons have to run for your lives pretty much every year.

Get out the flat bottomed boat and generator, idiot. I'll watch you, with amusement, on the weather channel. In my lounge chair. With my air conditioner on. Drinkable water from the tap and plumbing that's not backing shit up into my basement.

Life is good!

But you don't have to evacuate and that's why you're not only full of shit; but really-really dense. :D
 
Got a dumb question.
If my power goes out I can charge my phone in my car...do I need the car to be running at that time or not?
thx

That depends. If you want to charge the phone just once, you should be fine. More often you will want to start and run the car so your alternator will recharge your battery. Otherwise you will drain your car battery.

Since you don't know how an automobile engine works, I feel obliged to warn you that you should open the garage door if you run your automobile engine so you don't die of carbon monoxide poisoning
 
That depends. If you want to charge the phone just once, you should be fine. More often you will want to start and run the car so your alternator will recharge your battery. Otherwise you will drain your car battery.

Since you don't know how an automobile engine works, I feel obliged to warn you that you should open the garage door if you run your automobile engine so you don't die of carbon monoxide poisoning

No problem......I have no garage, LOL!
 
But you don't have to evacuate and that's why you're not only full of shit; but really-really dense. :D

I don't. I'm sitting in my lounge chair watching Floridians buying lumber, ravaging the grocery store shelves and running for the hills.

God is smiting thee. lol

RUN FORREST, RUN!
 
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