FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
I'm on my... I don't remember. It's Irish whiskey this time, I bought it because my brother is too much of a pussy for Scotch.
The official watermark is drunk thread
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FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
I can't get high because everyone I know who knows how to get weed is in Mississippi.
Lightbringer
Loves Me Some Souls
Your spelling is too good.
Airstrip One
Completely Effed
Watermark and I can both write extremely well when drunk. Plus, many people here cheat, to try to upstage Cawacko.
Airstrip One
Completely Effed
@Watermark, are you going to bust out any life size animé dolls?
i see no one talks about bbq in watermarks thread
Lightbringer
Loves Me Some Souls
The you're not really drunk.
Airstrip One
Completely Effed
It's because writing is easy as fuck. Probably even easier than walking.
Lightbringer
Loves Me Some Souls
Never been drunk eh? Go to Sharky's, you will be.
Airstrip One
Completely Effed
I doubt their Long Islands measure up to Logan's.
Lightbringer
Loves Me Some Souls
If you sip it like a woman it doesn't matter.
You're in Fayetteville. Get fucked up son. That's what it's there for.
Airstrip One
Completely Effed
All I'm saying is I've lost track of where I set my drinks, but I've never effed up a receipt.
Cancel 2018.2
Oh, hi
Are you sure that drunk(er) guy next to you isn't stealing your drinks?
Airstrip One
Completely Effed
He fucking better not be!
Cancel 2018.2
Oh, hi
Maybe it is the hottie on your left. But, you're married, so you can't do anything about it.
FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
I'm writing on a smartphone too. I think I'm like half a fifth in by now.
Cancel 2018.2
Oh, hi
Airstrip One
Completely Effed
Maybe it is the hottie on your left. But, you're married, so you can't do anything about it.
There's always the Joe Mixon way of dealing with it.
Lightbringer
Loves Me Some Souls
Still not drunk I see. Fayetteville is wasted on you.
Airstrip One
Completely Effed
Fayetteville is a waste.