Heads up JPP/Damocles: Those who claim Melania a hooker, online, better watchout

Nomad said:
Q) What's the difference between Melania Trump and a toilet seat?

A) A toilet seat will eventually warm to the touch.
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Shut up fapper. Seriously, what has she ever done to piss you off so bad. You're an hysterical asshole that sounds like he has been spurned.
 
Jarod said:
I once had a girlfriend, she was beautiful, but her body was actually cold to the touch. She was not "cold" with her affections or anything, just cold to the touch. When we would have sex I would physically get cold. I ended up breaking up with her because sex became enjoyable because of how cold her body was.
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Necrophilia pervert.
 
Jarod to his girl, baby, you're drop dead gorgeous.

She was dying to make whoopee with Jarod.

She didn't want six inches, she wanted six feet under.

Jarod asked how good he was and she said, you kill me.
 
Yaya said:
Shut up fapper. Seriously, what has she ever done to piss you off so bad. You're an hysterical asshole that sounds like he has been spurned.
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What the difference between Nomad and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining eventually.

Sent from Lenovo K5 Note:
To piss off snowflakes, bottom feeders and racists
 
Yaya said:
Jarod to his girl, baby, you're drop dead gorgeous.

She was dying to make whoopee with Jarod.

She didn't want six inches, she wanted six feet under.

Jarod asked how good he was and she said, you kill me.
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She is still alive today, I am Facebook friends with her. Like I said, I like her, she is a nice person, just could not carry on the sexual relationship.
 
Yaya said:
Shut up fapper. Seriously, what has she ever done to piss you off so bad. You're an hysterical asshole that sounds like he has been spurned.
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Awwwwwwwwww........Did I make poor little yo-yo get his string all tangled up????
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For eight years we listened to you knuckle dragging yard apes on the shitbag right hurl the nastiest insults imaginable at a FLOTUS who had more class, education and decency in her little finger than Melania TRAMP has in her entire family and now you're pissing your diaper over the taste of your own medicine.

TOUGH SHIT!!!!

You've got however much longer Dump is in office to look forward to it and I'm gonna make sure you slobs get every bit of your share of it.

So SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP!!!!
 
Yaya said:
Nomad is a mouth breather. When he wants to get his date drunk, he splashes rubbing alcohol on his hand.
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I breathe through my mouth sometimes and my nose sometimes. I find both methods work equally well.

As far as getting dates drunk is concerned, I never needed to get the girls and women I dated drunk in order to get them in bed. They always came happily and willingly.

And then they came again. And again, and again and again....

And I'm sure you've never needed to rely on alcohol either.

But only because the inflatable blow up dolls you have sex with don't care one way or the other.
 
Nomad said:
Awwwwwwwwww........Did I make poor little yo-yo get his string all tangled up????
ROFLMAO.gif


For eight years we listened to you knuckle dragging yard apes on the shitbag right hurl the nastiest insults imaginable at a FLOTUS who had more class, education and decency in her little finger than Melania TRAMP has in her entire family and now you're pissing your diaper over the taste of your own medicine.

TOUGH SHIT!!!!

You've got however much longer Dump is in office to look forward to it and I'm gonna make sure you slobs get every bit of your share of it.

So SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP!!!!
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Fuck you asshole. I never said anything bad about her and I never approved of the insults.

So basically, you didn't like it when pubs did it, so, you have to give shit to melania who actually likes Michelle.

I am so sick of you fuck ed liberals always blaming others for your actions.
 
Yaya said:
Fuck you asshole. I never said anything bad about her and I never approved of the insults.

So basically, you didn't like it when pubs did it, so, you have to give shit to melania who actually likes Michelle.

I am so sick of you fuck ed liberals always blaming others for your actions.
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Fuck you and your lies, lying piece of shit LIAR!!!! :lies:

Nobody cares what you're sick of either!!!

Get used to hearing about what a slut your Slovenian sleaze bucket is because it's not gonna stop!!!!

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