Louie Gohmert: No LGBT colonies in space

[christiefan915]

Start watching at 2:00. This wack-a-doodle is in Congress. All of Texas should hide its face in shame.

There have been a lot of justifications for continued discrimination against LGBT people. Preserving marriage. Religious freedom. Preservation of traditional families. But in a speech on the House floor this week, Congressman Louis Gohmert took things to the next level. Gohmert argued that we need to discriminate against LGBT people now or the future of humanity is in danger.

How? It’s really quite simple. At some point, a giant asteroid may start barreling toward earth, putting the future of humanity in doubt. We will then need to prepare a special spaceship and send a group of people to colonize Mars. In case you think this is far-fetched, Gohmert notes this is not a dissimilar scenario from a recent Matt Damon flick, The Martian.

 

[Leonthecat]

Okay Gohmie!
This man is truly retarded.

 

[christiefan915]

Okay Gohmie!
This man is truly retarded.

You have to laugh at his seriousness, though. The man is comedy gold.

 

[anatta]

How? It’s really quite simple. At some point, a giant asteroid may start barreling toward earth, putting the future of humanity in doubt. We will then need to prepare a special spaceship and send a group of people to colonize Mars

 

[Airstrip One]

You have to admit, an LBGTQRXU colony in space would be pretty fucking gay!

 

[Legion Troll]

Would there be horses in space? If not, Norah Beth would not want to go, would she?

 

[Norah]

Would there be horses in space? If not, Norah Beth would not want to go, would she?

I like it here on Earth

 

[Legion Troll]

I like it here on Earth

Asteroids might change that, Norah Beth.

Only Trump could save the planet if we are in danger from space rocks!

 

[Norah]

Asteroids might change that, Norah Beth.

Only Trump could save the planet if we are in danger from space rocks!

I'm not afraid of dying and so if an asteroid came then I'd take my last breaths on Earth and not in some space colony.

 

[Legion Troll]

I'm not afraid of dying and so if an asteroid came then I'd take my last breaths on Earth and not in some space colony.

Ted Cruz will be in the escape pod, as Trump's VP.

 

[Norah]

Ted Cruz will be in the escape pod, as Trump's VP.

I wish them the best

 

[Legion Troll]

I wish them the best

I'm sure Trump and his VP Ted will thank you for sacrificing yourself so that they may personally make sure America's space home is gay-free and all white.

 

[Norah]

I'm sure Trump and his VP Ted will thank you for sacrificing yourself so that they may personally make sure America's space home is gay-free and all white.

In the event of global destruction due to an asteroid I doubt the social issues of our time will matter much.

 

[Legion Troll]

In the event of global destruction due to an asteroid I doubt the social issues of our time will matter much.

Louie Gohmert disagrees.

 

[evince]

Ijust wish being decent to your fellow man was important NOW

 

[Norah]

Louie Gohmert disagrees.

He's allowed to

 

[Norah]

Ijust wish being decent to your fellow man was important NOW

The vast majority of Americans on all political aides are decent to their fellow man

 

[evince]

not you racists

 

[Norah]

not you racists

And we're done

 

[evince]

when you defend racists it means your a racist



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