Why Quarterbacks should have short last names

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http://media.regentcomm.com/elp/klaq/morningshow/funny/romo.bmp

http://media.regentcomm.com/elp/klaq/morningshow/funny/roethlisberger.bmp

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Reef sandals are extremely comfortable.

[Minister of Truth]

That Romo chick brings out the emoticon in me...
:1up:
Yeah, Baby! Go Cowboys! Uhh! (Such I lier I can be for her, seeing as how I hate the Cowgirls...)

Water can have the Roethlisberger chick...

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Man..

Who's the first girl?

[Minister of Truth]

I dunno, but I want to enter hard right below the 9.

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I dunno, but I want to enter hard right below the 9.

water was thinking the same thing... except he was looking at lucky number 7

[Epicurus]

LOL @ Virgin Lust.

Brent would condemn you both as traitors.

[Epicurus]

Btw wtf is wrong with that 2nd woman's skin?

She appears to have been flogged in the legs or suffered frostbite for an extended period of time.

[Damocles]

It's called cellulite.

[Minister of Truth]

water was thinking the same thing... except he was looking at lucky number 7

LOL Unfortunately the Owned emoticon can only be used to represent me and #9 (horny guy and a hot lady), but not Water and #7... :cool:

[FUCK THE POLICE]

water was thinking the same thing... except he was looking at lucky number 7

Yeah, if number seven if the first girl, then yeah. I'd give all my A's this semester to stick it in number nine. That's the most I can give up.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

It's called cellulite.

It doesn't get that bad. This woman has a medical condition.

[Damocles]

It doesn't get that bad. This woman has a medical condition.
Her medical condition is called "really fat", all of her other problems will stem from that.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Her medical condition is called "really fat", all of her other problems will stem from that.

Fat people don't get cellulose that bad. Either the picture was doctored or she's got something wrong with her (besides fatness your retarded fuck).

[Damocles]

Fat people don't get cellulose that bad. Either the picture was doctored or she's got something wrong with her (besides fatness your retarded fuck).
And do you think that "really fat" might add to the condition? Maybe even have caused that condition?

Seriously, I couldn't care less, but this woman's medical problems all stem from "really fat syndrome".

[FUCK THE POLICE]

And do you think that "really fat" might add to the condition? Maybe even have caused that condition?

Seriously, I couldn't care less, but this woman's medical problems all stem from "really fat syndrome".

I luv u

[Minister of Truth]

Yuk.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Yuk.

Would you give up all your A's to rear end it?

[Minister of Truth]

Would you give up all your A's to rear end it?

I dunno what you mean by A's, but I seriously want to rear-end #9, like this
:1up:

[FUCK THE POLICE]

:1up:

(Replace Mario with WM and Princess with #9)

Oh yeah!

[Damocles]

I prefer my partners to be ambulant and enjoying the process.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I prefer my partners to be ambulant and enjoying the process.

I prefer my partners to have "1up" 's shooting out of their ass as I screw them doggy style in a ridiculously reptitive fashion.

[Epicurus]

I prefer my partners to have "1up" 's shooting out of their ass as I screw them doggy style in a ridiculously reptitive fashion.

lmfao me too

If I watch that picture too long I just think "CHAFING"

[Epicurus]

I prefer my partners to be ambulant and enjoying the process.

The process?

Really, Damo?

That makes it sound rather boring.

[Damocles]

The process?

Really, Damo?

That makes it sound rather boring.
Science makes everything sound painful. Don't you watch Spoingebob Squarepants?

[Minister of Truth]

I prefer my partners to have "1up" 's shooting out of their ass as I screw them doggy style in a ridiculously reptitive fashion.

Same here. But #9 is mine.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Same here. But #9 is mine.

It's not like we're talking about a scarce resource here.

[Damocles]

It's not like we're talking about a scarce resource here.
There is only one #9 in the Universe.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

There is only one #9 in the Universe.

But she can have sex with more than one guy. Even at a time.

[Damocles]

But she can have sex with more than one guy. Even at a time.
It is still a very limited resource. And not many guys like to share.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

It is still a very limited resource. And not many guys like to share.

It's not Threedee's property. Her vagina can go wherever it wills.

[Damocles]

It's not Threedee's property. Her vagina can go wherever it wills.
No, it can't. It can only do what she wills.

[Minister of Truth]

No, it can't. It can only do what she wills.

Which, in case Waterbaby was wondering, is me. :kiss2:

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Which, in case Waterbaby was wondering, is me. :kiss2:

I'm better looking, smarter, and funnier.

[Minister of Truth]

I'm better looking, smarter, and funnier.

Wrong on the first two counts, and only correct on third count if she finds your sense of humor funny instead of depressing.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Wrong on the first two counts, and only correct on third count if she finds your sense of humor funny instead of depressing.

We have to find her and see what she thinks.

Seriously, what's her name? I at least want to type it into the search engine and wack off to other pictures of her.

[Minister of Truth]

We have to find her and see what she thinks.

Seriously, what's her name? I at least want to type it into the search engine and wack off to other pictures of her.

I would attempt "Romo Girl." Perhaps she uses it as a screen name somewhere... You can try stalking her on MySpace.

[Epicurus]

I would attempt "Romo Girl." Perhaps she uses it as a screen name somewhere... You can try stalking her on MySpace.

Try it.

I bet she spends a lot of time online.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Try it.

I bet she spends a lot of time online.

All hot girls do. THat's just common sense.