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BRUTALITOPS
01-31-2008, 10:58 AM
Please Advise.

I like control.

uscitizen
01-31-2008, 11:08 AM
I think a member has to recommend you.

Damocles
01-31-2008, 11:15 AM
I don't even know if they exist. Ask AHZ I'm sure he can give you some hints.

As far as I know if you send me $20 to bury in my back yard with a note, it won't help you at all...

FUCK THE POLICE
01-31-2008, 11:25 AM
Can I join too please?

BRUTALITOPS
01-31-2008, 12:33 PM
quit copying me watermark!!!!

FUCK THE POLICE
01-31-2008, 02:20 PM
quit copying me watermark!!!!

Fuck you then.

I'm joining the Jewish conspiracy! I don't need you and the illumanti!

BRUTALITOPS
03-21-2008, 05:37 PM
AHZ any advice sir?

Hermes Thoth
03-21-2008, 06:07 PM
AHZ any advice sir?

Reject hierarchy

Point to point networks have proven their superiority

Said1
03-21-2008, 06:31 PM
For a laugh, I used to read the guest book at an Illuminati web site. Funny stuff. One guy used to write volumes of stuff. He even believed that they had gotten to his wife who threatened to leave if he didn't get help with his paranoia.

Hermes Thoth
03-21-2008, 06:42 PM
For a laugh, I used to read the guest book at an Illuminati web site. Funny stuff. One guy used to write volumes of stuff. He even believed that they had gotten to his wife who threatened to leave if he didn't get help with his paranoia.

What a bitch! Quelle une bitch?

Said1
03-21-2008, 06:46 PM
What a bitch! Quelle une bitch?

Bien-oui-le! Real paaaah-tun (French Canadian slang for c**t).

evince
03-21-2008, 06:55 PM
Please Advise.

I like control.


You can marry into it.

Hermes Thoth
03-21-2008, 06:58 PM
You will reap what you sew. So?

Said1
03-21-2008, 07:01 PM
You will reap what you sew. So?

I thought it was sow, or soe.

uscitizen
03-21-2008, 09:06 PM
Please Advise.

I like control.

You will be approached and evaluated for potential membership. they will not identify themselves though.

TexasMeg
03-21-2008, 09:28 PM
LOL i saw this and my first thought was ME TOO!!! didnt even read thread

Annie
03-21-2008, 09:34 PM
I don't even know if they exist. Ask AHZ I'm sure he can give you some hints.

As far as I know if you send me $20 to bury in my back yard with a note, it won't help you at all...

But if you send ME $20, I'll help you find the way.

gonzojournals
03-25-2008, 02:48 PM
Pay me 1,000,000 dollars and I will send your official Illuminati membership card.

Beefy
04-01-2008, 12:03 AM
Pay me 1,000,000 dollars and I will send your official Illuminati membership card.

Horribly unfunny and timed badly. A disaster of a joke, a calamity.

LadyT
04-01-2008, 11:02 AM
For a laugh, I used to read the guest book at an Illuminati web site. Funny stuff. One guy used to write volumes of stuff. He even believed that they had gotten to his wife who threatened to leave if he didn't get help with his paranoia.

Okay, that was the funniest thread I've read in a while.

Cancel11
05-31-2008, 01:35 AM
The Illuminati cannot be joined.

You're born into it.

Minister of Truth
05-31-2008, 12:49 PM
THE ILLUMINATI CAN SUCK ME OFF