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leaningright
12-11-2016, 08:22 PM
Just 4 points made...

Bill
12-11-2016, 09:58 PM
Will you be posting them??

leaningright
12-11-2016, 10:42 PM
Lol...

1. Hillary shouldn't have taken the rust belt for granted
2. Hillary should have been more active on Twitter
3. Hillary shouldn't have taken the rust belt for granted
4. Bernie should learn to comb his hair and look less like a crazy man

No, seriously, Pilate...

1. Tried to shift responsibility to others
2. Tried to compromise with evil
3. Tried to wash his hands of the situation
4. Quit

But I post just the title on FB and had them hooked today. :)

Bill
12-12-2016, 10:20 AM
Straight out of the bible..:rolleyes:

leaningright
12-12-2016, 05:59 PM
Sho nuff...

christiefan915
12-12-2016, 06:54 PM
Next you should do one on the Pharisees and see if they get the analogy to trump.

Lightbringer
12-12-2016, 06:55 PM
Lol...

1. Hillary shouldn't have taken the rust belt for granted
2. Hillary should have been more active on Twitter
3. Hillary shouldn't have taken the rust belt for granted
4. Bernie should learn to comb his hair and look less like a crazy man

No, seriously, Pilate...

1. Tried to shift responsibility to others
2. Tried to compromise with evil
3. Tried to wash his hands of the situation
4. Quit

But I post just the title on FB and had them hooked today. :)

Hillary wouldn't have won the rust belt no matter what.

leaningright
02-26-2017, 02:06 PM
Tonight

Hell: Believe It Or Not

Mott the Hoople
02-26-2017, 04:42 PM
Tonight

Hell: Believe It Or Not
So your sermon is on Texas?

leaningright
03-02-2017, 07:21 AM
So your sermon is on Texas?

In defense of Norah. I'm sure she likes Texas just fine even though she's in the panhandle. ;) I'm more of a fan of East Texas but I like going to the panhandle to hunt.


https://youtu.be/giu3Zn612p0

Norah
03-03-2017, 08:30 PM
In defense of Norah. I'm sure she likes Texas just fine even though she's in the panhandle. ;) I'm more of a fan of East Texas but I like going to the panhandle to hunt.


https://youtu.be/giu3Zn612p0

I actually grew up in east Texas, more like the western edge of it though.

Norah
03-03-2017, 08:30 PM
So your sermon is on Texas?


only in the summer

Minister of Truth
03-03-2017, 09:14 PM
Just 4 points made...

Oh, I thought you were subjecting your congregation to a four hour lecture on Douchebag Donald. :D

leaningright
03-04-2017, 09:43 AM
Oh, I thought you were subjecting your congregation to a four hour lecture on $&@#% Donald. :D

Four hours! I'd walk out on me if I did that. 25 minutes is my mark ... 30 tops. That's why I use an outline. I tend to get long winded when I go off script.

Bill
03-04-2017, 10:55 AM
I actually grew up in east Texas, more like the western edge of it though.

LOL, where is the western edge of eastern texas??

Phantasmal
03-04-2017, 10:58 AM
only in the summer
Or traffic in Houston

Mott the Hoople
03-04-2017, 12:49 PM
Four hours! I'd walk out on me if I did that. 25 minutes is my mark ... 30 tops. That's why I use an outline. I tend to get long winded when I go off script.

You should in invite me as a guest speaker. My topic would be "the evils of procrastination.". I'll be 25 minutes late!

Mott the Hoople
03-04-2017, 12:51 PM
Or traffic in Houston
I like Houston traffic. Before driving in Houston I thought Death Race 2000 was just a movie.

Mott the Hoople
03-04-2017, 12:56 PM
LOL, where is the western edge of eastern texas??
Itasca.

Norah
03-04-2017, 01:12 PM
LOL, where is the western edge of eastern texas??

Well I guess that depends on where you are but my hometown is basically getting close to central Texas. So for me its inside that Huntsville, College Station, Brenham, NW Houston area.

Norah
03-04-2017, 01:19 PM
Or traffic in Houston

Houston traffic stresses me out especially if i'm pulling a trailer. Anytime I have to go to Houston I typically have to do the 290 to 610 route and i'm always praying that everything is going smoothly.

leaningright
03-05-2017, 09:34 AM
LOL, where is the western edge of eastern texas??

When you understand how the landscape changes as you travel from east to west you know. I knew exactly what she meant. :)

Minister of Truth
03-05-2017, 09:54 AM
In defense of Norah. I'm sure she likes Texas just fine even though she's in the panhandle. ;) I'm more of a fan of East Texas but I like going to the panhandle to hunt.

You hunt Texans? :cof1:

Phantasmal
03-06-2017, 09:21 PM
Houston traffic stresses me out especially if i'm pulling a trailer. Anytime I have to go to Houston I typically have to do the 290 to 610 route and i'm always praying that everything is going smoothly.
290, construction hell!

Bill
03-06-2017, 11:55 PM
When you understand how the landscape changes as you travel from east to west you know. I knew exactly what she meant. :)

I have done it a few times... As well as west to east~when I lived in NOLA....

Seems mostly flat & non-distinct once your on the eastern side of San Antonio....:dunno:

leaningright
03-07-2017, 07:10 AM
I have done it a few times... As well as west to east~when I lived in NOLA....

Seems mostly flat & non-distinct once your on the eastern side of San Antonio....:dunno:

Yes, then you've been on the "western edge of east Texas." Right where that landscape starts to change from undulating hills to "flat & non-distinct." ;)

leaningright
03-07-2017, 07:14 AM
You hunt Texans? :cof1:

Not in at least 20 years.... :D

Norah
03-07-2017, 10:21 AM
Yes, then you've been on the "western edge of east Texas." Right where that landscape starts to change from undulating hills to "flat & non-distinct." ;)

The landscape change from West Texas to east Texas is pretty dramatic and really beautiful in my opinion. The mountains of far west Texas, the plains of west and north Texas, then crossing through the awesome hill country in central texas, then the rolling plains slowly turning into pine forests is pretty dramatic.

midcan5
03-09-2017, 02:49 PM
"I do not believe there is a problem in this country or the world today which could not be settled if approached through the teaching of the Sermon on the Mount." Harry S. Truman

Mott the Hoople
03-09-2017, 06:01 PM
"I do not believe there is a problem in this country or the world today which could not be settled if approached through the teaching of the Sermon on the Mount." Harry S. Truman
You're quoting a man who solved a problem by being the only person to order the use of a nuclear bomb against civilians.

Minister of Truth
03-09-2017, 10:06 PM
You're quoting a man who solved a problem by being the only person to order the use of a nuclear bomb against civilians.

I think you mean the effective use of a nuclear bomb against civilians.