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Beefy
12-28-2007, 06:00 PM
Things I've learned about our friend Topspin:

He can't spell.

He certainly wasn't a "communication" major in college.

He digs anorexic broads.

He feels invalid as a man unless he has a girlfriend/wife.

He likes the movie "Joe Dirt".

He wears hotpants when he heads to the tennis court.

He "married to tens".

He likes his pot.

He has a thing about riverboat captains....


What else?

Topspin
12-28-2007, 06:03 PM
LOL from king white trash carney man himself. Lofl
wait your going to tell me you didn't marry till after 30 and aren't a loser.

Battleborne
12-28-2007, 06:07 PM
Things I've learned about our friend Topspin:

He can't spell.

He certainly wasn't a "communication" major in college.

He digs anorexic broads.

He feels invalid as a man unless he has a girlfriend/wife.

He likes the movie "Joe Dirt".

He wears hotpants when he heads to the tennis court.

He "married to tens".

He likes his pot.

He has a thing about riverboat captains....


What else?


He thinks he is 'Ritchie Rich'
As he counts his pennies he imagines dollars!
He thinks he is hung like his tennis balls!
He plays with his pee pee in the tee pee!
His wife gives him a new racket every Christmas...someday he will actually find the Tennis Court!:cof1:

Damocles
12-28-2007, 06:08 PM
A loser compares his life to others hoping to find happy people "lacking" in some way and assumes that their version of success is the only possible version.

And before you go there....

I married at 29 and yes, we've actually had sex.

Battleborne
12-28-2007, 06:11 PM
A loser compares his life to others hoping to find happy people "lacking" in some way and assumes that their version of success is the only possible version.

And before you go there....

I married at 29 and yes, we've actually had sex.

:shock: Thats not what Mrs.Damo said...she said she thought you meant you were majoring in 'Sex Ed'...not PC Gremlins!:D

Beefy
12-28-2007, 06:13 PM
LOL from king white trash carney man himself. Lofl
wait your going to tell me you didn't marry till after 30 and aren't a loser.

I'm not married.

Another thing about topspin:

He doesn't understand remedial punctuation.

Topspin
12-28-2007, 06:14 PM
wow 29 you nearly were jeffrey dhamer.

Damocles
12-28-2007, 06:16 PM
wow 29 you nearly were jeffrey dhamer.
Without the eating people. And my neighbors probably don't think I'm so great.

Topspin
12-28-2007, 06:16 PM
what a shock a sloppy mid 30's uneducated guy not married.

LadyT
12-28-2007, 06:20 PM
what a shock a sloppy mid 30's uneducated guy not married.

Usually i find some of your antics amusing. You're just being mean.

Topspin
12-28-2007, 06:21 PM
I don't start fights I finish them.

Damocles
12-28-2007, 06:24 PM
what a shock a sloppy mid 30's uneducated guy not married.
Beefy isn't sloppy. I don't know where you got that impression from.

Topspin
12-28-2007, 06:26 PM
wild guess
heavy drinker
no exercise
carney stalker

FUCK THE POLICE
12-28-2007, 06:42 PM
Why are people who "don't start fights, finish them" always in fights?

Is it because they start them, and let useless ones drag on for ages for no other purpose than personal pride?

You decide.

Beefy
12-28-2007, 06:45 PM
wild guess
heavy drinker
no exercise
carney stalker

You forgot: "GED" and smoker.

Topspin
12-28-2007, 06:49 PM
I figured you for real high school maybe community college. Never would have guessed you were as dumb as a smoker though.

Beefy
12-28-2007, 07:00 PM
I figured you for real high school maybe community college. Never would have guessed you were as dumb as a smoker though.

Thanks Top. I'm quitting next week.

Topspin
12-28-2007, 07:40 PM
good luck with that
Seriously, I failed at smoking. Tried it at 15 and it made me sick. I wanted to be cool like the other kids. Boxing coach was pissed.

Said1
12-28-2007, 10:30 PM
He doesn't understand remedial punctuation.


Me either. :(

Beefy
12-29-2007, 02:36 AM
LOL from king white trash carney man himself. Lofl
wait your going to tell me you didn't marry till after 30 and aren't a loser.

Carney Man??!!

CARNEY MAN?!??

I used to do that, but I've since moved up the ladder. I'm now unemployed. I've been telling you this for months.

Get it through your thick head dammit!! I'm NOT a carney anymore! I'm UNEMPLOYED!!! Sheesh.

gonzojournals
12-29-2007, 11:22 AM
I'm a smoker, yet I would venture to guess I'm quite a bit more intelligent than Topspin.

For one, I can make a coherent sentence, and I also have the ability to debate issues other than the economy.

evince
12-29-2007, 11:31 AM
I suspect Topy is really some high school kid whos Dad is a stock broker.

Topspin
12-29-2007, 02:02 PM
gonzo you seem like A 27 yr old sophomore in your third major.
Desh seem like a 200lb housewife.

Minister of Truth
12-30-2007, 02:18 PM
Things I've learned about our friend Topspin:

He can't spell.

He certainly wasn't a "communication" major in college.

He digs anorexic broads.

He feels invalid as a man unless he has a girlfriend/wife.

He likes the movie "Joe Dirt".

He wears hotpants when he heads to the tennis court.

He "married to tens".

He likes his pot.

He has a thing about riverboat captains....


What else?

I think on #4 you confused Toppy with me...

evince
12-30-2007, 02:24 PM
Most Humans were designed to pair off.

Im am sure I am much happier with my hubby than I would be alone.

Minister of Truth
12-30-2007, 02:26 PM
Well, at least someone is happy... Youth like Watermark and I are just about ready to blow our brains out - him more so than me, because I have the comfort of the Pacific NW and better style (no emo).

evince
12-30-2007, 02:27 PM
Hang on for the right one.

You do have to sample to find the right one though, just remember to wear your raincoats.

Minister of Truth
12-30-2007, 02:30 PM
I'm from Seattle. I was born in a raincoat! :)

evince
12-30-2007, 02:40 PM
That must have been strange for your Mother.

Minister of Truth
12-30-2007, 02:46 PM
I was wondering if someone was going to respond to that... :)

uscitizen
08-31-2008, 09:31 PM
good luck with that
Seriously, I failed at smoking. Tried it at 15 and it made me sick. I wanted to be cool like the other kids. Boxing coach was pissed.
Just a quitter.

uscitizen
08-31-2008, 09:37 PM
Not all humans will do their best in marriage.
Marriage sometimes brings out the worst in people.
Our society does push marriage bigtime though.
And everyoe are supposed to have children as well.
And belittle those who do not get married,
I think a bit of jealousy is involoved.