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Beefy
12-20-2007, 02:40 PM
John Edwards clearly doesn't believe in science.

He believes that there once was a man who walked on water, raised the dead, turned water into wine, fed 5,000 people with a couple of fish, and died for three days before his body rose into heaven.

LOL What a tool!

We can't give any creedence to the wingnuts who will believe this kind of drivel!

DigitalDave
12-20-2007, 02:43 PM
I can just see John now, giving thanks to a weirdo who cursed a fig tree.

Bonestorm
12-20-2007, 02:49 PM
I don't get it.

Liberano
12-20-2007, 02:56 PM
I don't get it.
Well I do! We clearly can't trust this anti-science guy John Edwards to get power, I don't know about you but doggone it, I just don't feel "comfortable" with someone like that being president.

Bonestorm
12-20-2007, 03:01 PM
Oh, so we're playing a little game of equating being Christian to being "anti-science?"

Sounds fun. Let me know how that works out for you.

Beefy
12-20-2007, 03:02 PM
Oh, so we're playing a little game of equating being Christian to being "anti-science?"

Sounds fun. Let me know how that works out for you.

Consider yourself skewered.

FUCK THE POLICE
12-20-2007, 03:03 PM
What a loon! We can't trust people like that to be president!

DigitalDave
12-20-2007, 03:04 PM
Oh, so we're playing a little game of equating being Christian to being "anti-science?"

Sounds fun. Let me know how that works out for you.

Climb to the highest mountain and you will see all the lands, cause the world is flat!

Liberano
12-20-2007, 03:09 PM
Consider yourself skewered.

Hahaha, nice.

Onceler
12-20-2007, 03:13 PM
The right-wing mob on here always gangs up on the poor wittle wefties...shame on you...

Liberano
12-20-2007, 03:35 PM
The right-wing mob on here always gangs up on the poor wittle wefties...shame on you...

Yeah it took you a few months to be able to use that line, which shows you how often it happens. And by mob, you mean 3 people.

Pathetic.

Onceler
12-20-2007, 03:38 PM
Yeah it took you a few months to be able to use that line, which shows you how often it happens. And by mob, you mean 3 people.

Pathetic.

I think the salient point is that you jumped on one of the very rare opportunities to "mob up", and seemed very happy about it.

I just though that was interesting.

Beefy
12-20-2007, 03:40 PM
I think the salient point is that you jumped on one of the very rare opportunities to "mob up", and seemed very happy about it.

I just though that was interesting.

Mob up?! There's only 12 posts.

Damocles
12-20-2007, 04:02 PM
We're doomed. It seems they all profess to believe in this. Including that the entire planet was covered in water within that same 6000 year period...

Cypress
12-20-2007, 04:06 PM
The right-wing mob on here always gangs up on the poor wittle wefties...shame on you...

Go easy on him. Beefy is one of the few here who actually likes Dano.

Let Dano have at least ONE friend. Have a heart!

DigitalDave
12-20-2007, 04:11 PM
Mob up?! There's only 12 posts.

Didn't you realize that it's liberals we are dealing with here? You can't joke with liberals, they get offended too easily.

Beefy
12-20-2007, 04:15 PM
Didn't you realize that it's liberals we are dealing with here? You can't joke with liberals, they get offended too easily.

Radical pinkos. Dano could school them in comedy.

DigitalDave
12-20-2007, 04:27 PM
Radical pinkos. Dano could school them in comedy.

Pinko offends them, liberal offends them, socialist offends them, Democrat Party offends them, commie offends them, D.L. Hughley offends them, and talkin' bad 'bout Jesus now offends them.

Beefy
12-20-2007, 04:29 PM
Pinko offends them, liberal offends them, socialist offends them, Democrat Party offends them, commie offends them, D.L. Hughley offends them, and talkin' bad 'bout Jesus now offends them.

I thought making fun of Jesus would get me points with these guys. :confused:

DigitalDave
12-20-2007, 04:31 PM
I thought making fun of Jesus would get me points with these guys. :confused:

You are only allowed to joke about your stud hampster. Jokes in expense of yourself are the only funny ones.

Beefy
12-20-2007, 04:32 PM
stud hampster.

Is that some sort of slang for pimp stick?

DigitalDave
12-20-2007, 04:34 PM
Is that some sort of slang for pimp stick?

Is that slang for lap taffy?

Beefy
12-20-2007, 04:37 PM
Is that slang for lap taffy?

LOL I don't know. Maybe?

DigitalDave
12-20-2007, 04:41 PM
LOL I don't know. Maybe?

I think it does mean dude piston. I am for sure that it does not mean ham wallet and definatly not fish wrinkle.

Onceler
12-20-2007, 04:53 PM
Pinko offends them, liberal offends them, socialist offends them, Democrat Party offends them, commie offends them, D.L. Hughley offends them, and talkin' bad 'bout Jesus now offends them.


I could care less.

Dano is retarded, though.

Topspin
12-20-2007, 08:23 PM
Dems are kicking Edwards girly ass good enough, and his wife is dead tired trying to defend him. This is why only 10% of dems support him, the bottom 10%.
He doesn't believe in GOD, he's pandering to the few dems who do.
He's the phoniest I've seen in a while. That fucker flew to Nawlins for a quick photo opt. post Katrina. Got in front of a destroyed house with a few Brotha's and held a shovel. I think he actually filled a third of a small wheel barrel with sand his handlers brought in.

Cancel7
12-20-2007, 08:26 PM
Dems are kicking Edwards girly ass good enough, and his wife is dead tired trying to defend him. This is why only 10% of dems support him, the bottom 10%.
He doesn't believe in GOD, he's pandering to the few dems who do.
He's the phoniest I've seen in a while. That fucker flew to Nawlins for a quick photo opt. post Katrina. Got in front of a destroyed house with a few Brotha's and held a shovel. I think he actually filled a third of a small wheel barrel with sand his handlers brought in.

Who are the bottom 10% Top? The poor trash you are sweeping out into the streets in New Orleans? Certainly not your kind. You being the cream of the crop and all.

If the crop is horseshit.

Topspin
12-20-2007, 08:29 PM
the bottom ten are the false outrage wanna be limosine leberals like you and desh.
It's far more complicated than far left always right and cons always wrong. Your far to much a simpleton to get it. The smart people are the moderates who realize such.

Onceler
12-20-2007, 08:31 PM
the bottom ten are the false outrage wanna be limosine leberals like you and desh.
It's far more complicated than far left always right and cons always wrong. Your far to much a simpleton to get it. The smart people are the moderates who realize such.

The smart people? The ones who decide to vote Republican because they don't like someone calling Bush "chimp"?

Yeah, that's real mensa stuff there. Way over my head.

Topspin
12-20-2007, 08:33 PM
A lot of stuff is over the heads of used software salesmen.
A lot of dem voters will vote for the nominee who voted for Bush you moron. Do you think your candidate or any of them will refuse the vote.

Onceler
12-20-2007, 08:37 PM
A lot of stuff is over the heads of used software salesmen.
A lot of dem voters will vote for the nominee who voted for Bush you moron. Do you think your candidate or any of them will refuse the vote.

Well, here's a little hint, tops. If you want to tout yourself as one of the "smart ones," it helps to communicate that way.

I'm not talking little spellcheck/grammar police stuff. I'm talking about not sounding like a complete, full-blown illiterate, and actually making one iota of sense when you write. What you wrote above is incomprehensible, as usual...

Cancel7
12-20-2007, 08:40 PM
A lot of stuff is over the heads of used software salesmen.
A lot of dem voters will vote for the nominee who voted for Bush you moron. Do you think your candidate or any of them will refuse the vote.

If he's selling used condoms he's got one up on you. You're a two-bit pimple on the ass of a baboon, who has never made any bit of sense on this board. You have a well-earned inferiority complex that you are covering with a laughable superiority complex.

Topspin
12-20-2007, 09:25 PM
like usual lorax/plastic oncelor throws grenades from the gay shadowns and get applauded by leftdard dhula.

Topspin
12-20-2007, 09:26 PM
Lorax, how far is your phoney boy behind Hillary?

Onceler
12-20-2007, 09:57 PM
Lorax, how far is your phoney boy behind Hillary?

Dead heat in Iowa, thanks.

I can't believe how much you like Hill, H-girl. Part of me hopes she wins, just so you can learn the hard way how much of a disaster she will be not just for the Dem party, but for the country as a whole.

Oh, and she will both continue a war, and start a new one.
:clink:

Beefy
12-20-2007, 10:02 PM
Dead heat in Iowa, thanks.

I can't believe how much you like Hill, H-girl. Part of me hopes she wins, just so you can learn the hard way how much of a disaster she will be not just for the Dem party, but for the country as a whole.

Oh, and she will both continue a war, and start a new one.
:clink:

Ugh. She would be a disaster. Do you really think she's go into Iran though? I don't know, she certainly like wars and death, but the war in Iraq has been bad enough that I don't think she'd do it. I could be wrong, but I hope I am not because I fear she'll be the next CIC.

Onceler
12-20-2007, 10:05 PM
Ugh. She would be a disaster. Do you really think she's go into Iran though? I don't know, she certainly like wars and death, but the war in Iraq has been bad enough that I don't think she'd do it. I could be wrong, but I hope I am not because I fear she'll be the next CIC.

Of all the women who could really run for President at this point, Hilllary is the worst, because she's so expedient. I'm no psychologist, but I could see her going overboard in an effort to prove that a woman can be just as "tough" a leader. I definitely think she'll be the slowest to get us out of Iraq, and I think Iran is on the table w/ her.

She'll be more of a hawk than some Republicans.

Topspin
12-21-2007, 07:23 AM
LOL it's how much I like yanking the chain of the far left outer wing of my new found party.
What I like are the dems main issues. Dodd is way more in my line of important issues.
Education, and stoping the Nazi war on drugs.
I'll take whoever the nominee is to push the dem party platform, even mr fake Edwards though I think he has as much chance as Paul, or Ross Perot.