Things I've learned

[Beefy]

Unique things about Hawaii:

-Spam, the meat, is huge. Its everywhere.

-There are no pork sandwiches, only "pig" sandwiches

-No shoes in a home, ever

-Shower at night before bed, rather than in the morning

-Not recycling is a cardinal sin

-Nobody gives a shit what you drive, at all

-UH football is more important than anything that has ever existed in the universe

-There can never be enough ABC stores

-Hana Bay Rum supercedes all other rums

-Hawaiian Shirts are called "Aloha Shirts"

-Howzit.

-The shaka replaces the wave

-Eddia Aikau is God

[uscitizen]

Flaccid.

[Beefy]

Flaccid.

Why you hatin' on my thread?

[uscitizen]

good question.

You already know the answer.

[Beefy]

good question.

You already know the answer.

Allright. I was just venting. It happens to me every few months or so.

My sincerest regrets. :clink:

[uscitizen]

:clink:

[Cypress]

Been to the big island yet?

[Battleborne]

Mainlanders not welcome!
Howlees go home!
The Big Kahuna Rocks!
The Little Kahuna drinks too much only hangs five!:D
Mobetta bruddah'

[Battleborne]

Been to the big island yet?


:rolleyes: Beefy is a ingognito touroid...not a sailor!

[Beefy]

Mainlanders not welcome!
Howlees go home!
The Big Kahuna Rocks!
The Little Kahuna drinks too much only hangs five!:D

I've been pretty welcomed here, but there are areas on the Island that are not really considered safe for the haoles, mainly the west coast of the Island.

I haven't heard the "haole go home" yet, but I've only driven through the west side of the Island once.

The Big Kahuna is pretty cool, I got twisted there a few weeks ago and damned near picked up a hooker, but thought better of it.

[Beefy]

Been to the big island yet?

Not yet, probably after new years.

[evince]

Do they call you a howlee?

[Cypress]

:rolleyes: Beefy is a ingognito touroid...not a sailor!


there's this amazing new invention called airplanes, that allows one to hop around the islands at will.

[Beefy]

Do they call you a howlee?

Sometimes, but its not always considered derogatory. My roommate is a local, and she sometimes refers to me as "haole". But out here, there are many different contexts for Hawaiian words.

[Beefy]

there's this amazing new invention called airplanes, that allows one to hop around the islands at will.

The superferry just opened as well.

[Battleborne]

there's this amazing new invention called airplanes, that allows one to hop around the islands at will.



over the vets head again...The big Island is home of the 7th fleet...I don't think beefy wants to compete with sailors on shore leave...takes way mo money!

[Battleborne]

I've been pretty welcomed here, but there are areas on the Island that are not really considered safe for the haoles, mainly the west coast of the Island.

I haven't heard the "haole go home" yet, but I've only driven through the west side of the Island once.

The Big Kahuna is pretty cool, I got twisted there a few weeks ago and damned near picked up a hooker, but thought better of it.


don't spell it clinical...spell it like they say it...howlee'...ya the 'Big Kahuna' is once in a lifetime experience...for sure stay away from the hookers...ya won't get laid but ya may get taken by the girls big Kahuna BF!...!

[Beefy]

don't spell it clinical...spell it like they say it...howlee'...ya the 'Big Kahuna' is once in a lifetime experience...for sure stay away from the hookers...ya won't get laid but ya may get taken by the girls big Kahuna BF!...!

That's how haole's pronounce it "howlee", but the locals pronounce it hao leh.

Good mai tais at the Big Kahuna.

[Battleborne]

That's how haole's pronounce it "howlee", but the locals pronounce it hao leh.

Good mai tais at the Big Kahuna.



are you a native...el beefy...the 'LittleKahuna'


Mai tais are cool...a really good get the girl drink..lotsa little umbrellas and such...are you limp wristed now el beefy...the locals do the beer route!:cof1:

[Beefy]

are you a native...el beefy...the 'LittleKahuna'


Mai tais are cool...a really good get the girl drink..lotsa little umbrellas and such...are you limp wristed now el beefy...the locals do the beer route!:cof1:

I'm pretty much a beer and bourbon guy. But an occasional mai tai topped with 151 can hit spot.

I pronounce it "howlee" because I feel like a poser if I try to pronounce it the way the locals do.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Unique things about Hawaii:

-Spam, the meat, is huge. Its everywhere.

-There are no pork sandwiches, only "pig" sandwiches

-No shoes in a home, ever

-Shower at night before bed, rather than in the morning

-Not recycling is a cardinal sin

-Nobody gives a shit what you drive, at all

-UH football is more important than anything that has ever existed in the universe

-There can never be enough ABC stores

-Hana Bay Rum supercedes all other rums

-Hawaiian Shirts are called "Aloha Shirts"

-Howzit.

-The shaka replaces the wave

-Eddia Aikau is God

Fuck you.

I'm so jealous.

[Beefy]

Fuck you.

I'm so jealous.

ZOMG? Jealous of what? You live in Mississippi, the most advanced society in the country.

[Diuretic]

ABC stores - had to laugh my guts out once on IRC when an Australian bloke said the first time he went to Honolulu he said he marked out where the hotel was because there was a store called "ABC" right next door so he wouldn't get lost - he was of course making a joke at his own expense but it struck me as very humorous.

[Beefy]

ABC stores - had to laugh my guts out once on IRC when an Australian bloke said the first time he went to Honolulu he said he marked out where the hotel was because there was a store called "ABC" right next door so he wouldn't get lost - he was of course making a joke at his own expense but it struck me as very humorous.

Literally, you can see other ABC stores from the inside of an ABC store. There's 2 of them no more than 100 feet apart in one part of Waikiki.

[uscitizen]

ZOMG? Jealous of what? You live in Mississippi, the most advanced society in the country.:D that is funny.

[Diuretic]

Literally, you can see other ABC stores from the inside of an ABC store. There's 2 of them no more than 100 feet apart in one part of Waikiki.

Yep, that's what made it so funny. They're very convenient though (and I didn't get lost in Honolulu I just asked for directions, people are very helpful). Funny thing did happen to me though. I was walking back to the hotel from dinner one night with my then wife and behind me I heard this booming voice in an Australian accent, "isn't it funny who you come across in Hawaii?" I turned around, it was one of the recruits I used to teach, graduated a few weeks earlier and had come to Honolulu for leave.

I was really glad I was walking along the street with my wife and not some hooker :clink:

[FUCK THE POLICE]

ZOMG? Jealous of what? You live in Mississippi, the most advanced society in the country.

Oh fuck you.

[Beefy]

Oh fuck you.

Whad I do?