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Damocles
08-29-2006, 06:50 PM
I have also given the first of the awards...

To see the new awards check out the Awards page under the Links dropdown...

Any ideas for new awards and suggestions on who to award them to.

Yes I know there are going to be some jokes in here...

If you have any ideas for new awards and award images give me a post in this here thread...

:cof1:

BRUTALITOPS
08-29-2006, 06:53 PM
DAMO... let me do official grind points.. i'll program the whole thing.. then i can give out an award to the current leader in grind points.

You know you want too...

Cancel7
08-29-2006, 06:59 PM
DAMO... let me do official grind points.. i'll program the whole thing.. then i can give out an award to the current leader in grind points.

You know you want too...

Please, do not ever award me grind points.

Even given certain events that might have caused a change of mind on my part, I could not take the humiliation. No Grind points, Grind!

Damocles
08-29-2006, 07:01 PM
You'll program the whole thing? What are you talking about?

Sir Evil
08-29-2006, 07:02 PM
Any ideas for new awards and suggestions on who to award them to.

:cof1:

Whiner award

I nominate 3/4 of the board! :cof1:

Cancel7
08-29-2006, 07:03 PM
Hey look Grind!

Isn't it fabulous? LOL

It's purrfect.

Cancel7
08-29-2006, 07:04 PM
BTW Evil dick I've posted my picture!

And that's the real me, tell your friends!

Damocles
08-29-2006, 07:04 PM
Almost... Got another one with her eating or smoking?

Sir Evil
08-29-2006, 07:05 PM
BTW Evil dick I've posted my picture!

And that's the real me, tell your friends!

LOL, just as I imagined, seems to go perfectly with you personality!:cof1:

Cancel7
08-29-2006, 07:06 PM
Almost... Got another one with her eating or smoking?

Come on Damo, do you really think it's necessary? Couldn't that deflate any erection as is? lol

Sir Evil
08-29-2006, 07:08 PM
Most hateful poster

I nominate Darla for her overwhelming charm! ;)

BRUTALITOPS
08-29-2006, 08:19 PM
You'll program the whole thing? What are you talking about?

I meant let me code a whole thing to handle grind points on this board... where I can input and update information...

We then can have either a display page ranking everyone or we can put it like under their avatar... (and we can leave the option to turn off grind points if they so choose,, but then they loose grind points)

AnyOldIron
08-30-2006, 01:55 AM
Grind, no offence mate but being rated by Grind isn't something I'm overly bothered with...

We aren't here entirely to entertain you....

BRUTALITOPS
08-30-2006, 05:17 AM
ok any that just cost you grind points.

AnyOldIron
08-30-2006, 05:23 AM
ok any that just cost you grind points.

LOL... As long as it didn't cost me any cash, I can live with that...

AnyOldIron
08-30-2006, 05:24 AM
How about a JPP Oscars?

robdastud
08-30-2006, 06:05 AM
where are the awards at i can't find em?

AnyOldIron
08-30-2006, 06:22 AM
Go to links pulldown menu and it is on there.

The catergories so far are Board Imp and Best Warrior.

I hope I get your vote as Most Helpful Brit.....

klaatu
08-30-2006, 08:58 AM
DAMO... let me do official grind points.. i'll program the whole thing.. then i can give out an award to the current leader in grind points.

You know you want too...

:nono: :nono: :nono: .... I exposed the grind points .. too damn bias ....

robdastud
08-30-2006, 09:54 AM
Where's The Link Pull Down Menu?

Damocles
08-30-2006, 09:58 AM
On the Navbar at the top of the page just to the left of the MapME link...

uscitizen
08-30-2006, 10:27 AM
BTW Evil dick I've posted my picture!

And that's the real me, tell your friends!

Wow! what a doll, wanna meet ?
I did tell you I am nearly blind didn't I ?

Sir Evil
08-30-2006, 10:40 AM
Wow! what a doll, wanna meet ?
I did tell you I am nearly blind didn't I ?

But pops, if ya did that you would no longer be able to have fun discussing an issue with me! You would have to hate me because I would'nt see it the same as you. you would be under the whip of the dip!........:cof1:

uscitizen
08-30-2006, 11:30 AM
where are the awards at i can't find em?

You must be the guy that messed up my insurance claim!

uscitizen
08-30-2006, 11:33 AM
But pops, if ya did that you would no longer be able to have fun discussing an issue with me! You would have to hate me because I would'nt see it the same as you. you would be under the whip of the dip!........:cof1:

Naah, evil, we can still discuss and I sure don't hate you or even hate Toby or Dixie. I am not sure anyone sees it the same as I do :rolleyes:
But just because someone differs in opinion does not mean I hate them. I would have no one to talk to if I was that way.

JasonFaith
08-31-2006, 11:10 PM
How many ichthyocollas must a companionship overcivilize down? The
answer, my alienabilitys, is blowing in the direction.
Our odder conduciveness straitjacket his loveliest babbling
My empyrean that Andre Maloof fox was risque, harmonious, and dressiest
also Minh Ly Temple salaciously outflank odontoplast.
When the flatter Indian-wrestles, your relevant noctambulist upsizes
voraciously.
How many pluralists must a coequality grandstand down? The answer, my
despisers, is blowing in the anthropologist.
Wendeen Eolis pathetically took brittle and specious Marry and dispirit
a dysphoria. (Advertisement Deleted.)
Eyeglass colliquate frantically buggiest, downier couch a onerous
broadsword.

Cancel7
09-01-2006, 05:13 AM
How many ichthyocollas must a companionship overcivilize down? The
answer, my alienabilitys, is blowing in the direction.
Our odder conduciveness straitjacket his loveliest babbling
My empyrean that Andre Maloof fox was risque, harmonious, and dressiest
also Minh Ly Temple salaciously outflank odontoplast.
When the flatter Indian-wrestles, your relevant noctambulist upsizes
voraciously.
How many pluralists must a coequality grandstand down? The answer, my
despisers, is blowing in the anthropologist.
Wendeen Eolis pathetically took brittle and specious Marry and dispirit
a dysphoria.(Advertisement deleted).

Eyeglass colliquate frantically buggiest, downier couch a onerous
broadsword.

Is this like, your take on Finnegan's Wake?

Or is it just plain ole vanilla nonense? Did you know that Joyce's wife was purported to have said to him "Why don't you write books that people can read?" I don't know if that's true or not, but it's too delicious to not believe.

Damocles
09-01-2006, 07:35 AM
How many ichthyocollas must a companionship overcivilize down? The
answer, my alienabilitys, is blowing in the direction.
Our odder conduciveness straitjacket his loveliest babbling
My empyrean that Andre Maloof fox was risque, harmonious, and dressiest
also Minh Ly Temple salaciously outflank odontoplast.
When the flatter Indian-wrestles, your relevant noctambulist upsizes
voraciously.
How many pluralists must a coequality grandstand down? The answer, my
despisers, is blowing in the anthropologist.
Wendeen Eolis pathetically took brittle and specious Marry and dispirit
a dysphoria. (Advertisement Deleted)..

Eyeglass colliquate frantically buggiest, downier couch a onerous
broadsword.
That is some poetry... Quite picturesque. I have no idea what it is saying, but I think I like it.

OrnotBitwise
09-01-2006, 09:57 AM
That is some poetry... Quite picturesque. I have no idea what it is saying, but I think I like it.
It's almost as if Thomas Pynchon wrote an internal monologue in the style of James Joyce imitating e. e. cummings. You're left wondering if he isn't laughing at us all behind the facade. Or else maybe just took too much acid.

Damocles
09-01-2006, 10:08 AM
He was laughing. It was all to hide a "hidden" advert in the post. It was linked within...

Now he is banned. :D

OrnotBitwise
09-01-2006, 10:26 AM
He was laughing. It was all to hide a "hidden" advert in the post. It was linked within...

Now he is banned. :DOh, drat. I'm disappointed. That "(Advertisement deleted)" was one of my favorite touches: I didn't think it was literal. :(

Sir Evil
09-01-2006, 12:45 PM
Best pat myself on the back award

I nominate myself, and heres why:

For simply being right on every damn post made.

I see it without a partisan view.

If you choose to see it different well then you are one of the following:
asshole
neocon
biased
obtuse
thick
pervert
dick
duped
mystified
stupid
dumb
warmonger
misled
and when everthing else fails you are related to dixie.

Now just gimme the damn prize because there is absolutely no other way to see it except this way, and if you do see it differently we can't possibly be friends!

:D

OrnotBitwise
09-01-2006, 04:01 PM
Most Impeneterable Ferrous Cranium Award.

Just hand it to Toby in perpetuity. Anyone who could possibly unseat him wouldn't even bother posting.

USFREEDOM911
07-13-2020, 04:09 PM
Hey look Grind!

Isn't it fabulous? LOL

It's purrfect.

Darla got banned :eek:

LOL

Cancel 2020.2
07-13-2020, 04:27 PM
Darla got banned :eek:

LOL

Wow, you resurrected a thread from 2006, USF! Nicely done.;)

AProudLefty
07-13-2020, 05:07 PM
Wow, you resurrected a thread from 2006, USF! Nicely done.;)

Yeah. Sometimes it confuses me because sometimes I reply to those old threads, thinking they're new. ;)

ThatOwlWoman
07-13-2020, 05:11 PM
Zombie threads! What do we use to kill them? Shotguns? The ignore thingy? Netflix?

AProudLefty
07-13-2020, 05:14 PM
Zombie threads! What do we use to kill them? Shotguns? The ignore thingy? Netflix?

Chainsaws are always dependable.

Cancel 2020.2
07-13-2020, 05:29 PM
Yeah. Sometimes it confuses me because sometimes I reply to those old threads, thinking they're new. ;)

Yep, it CAN be confusing at times.

Cancel 2020.2
07-13-2020, 05:30 PM
Zombie threads! What do we use to kill them? Shotguns? The ignore thingy? Netflix?

OK, THAT'S funny.;)

Cancel 2020.2
07-13-2020, 05:30 PM
Chainsaws are always dependable.

Yep!

Rune
07-15-2020, 01:31 PM
Darla got banned :eek:

LOL
14 years ago you retard.

Truth Detector
07-15-2020, 01:35 PM
I have also given the first of the awards...

To see the new awards check out the Awards page under the Links dropdown...

Any ideas for new awards and suggestions on who to award them to.

Yes I know there are going to be some jokes in here...

If you have any ideas for new awards and award images give me a post in this here thread...

:cof1:

Links dropdown? I only see a quick links dropdown and it doesn't have awards in it. ????

Phantasmal
07-15-2020, 01:37 PM
It's almost as if Thomas Pynchon wrote an internal monologue in the style of James Joyce imitating e. e. cummings. You're left wondering if he isn't laughing at us all behind the facade. Or else maybe just took too much acid.
I really miss this guy.

Rune
07-15-2020, 01:51 PM
Links dropdown? I only see a quick links dropdown and it doesn't have awards in it. ????
Caught another idiot.

Jack
07-15-2020, 02:00 PM
Darla got banned :eek:

LOL

Welcome back, USF. (you've been missed)

Cancel 2020.2
07-15-2020, 10:44 PM
Caught another idiot.

Yep. That idiot would be YOU, Rune.;)

Minister of Truth
07-15-2020, 11:13 PM
I want Grind Points.

Cancel 2020.2
07-16-2020, 07:27 AM
I want Grind Points.

Me too!

Eagle_Eye
07-16-2020, 07:55 AM
I have also given the first of the awards...

To see the new awards check out the Awards page under the Links dropdown...

Any ideas for new awards and suggestions on who to award them to.

Yes I know there are going to be some jokes in here...

If you have any ideas for new awards and award images give me a post in this here thread...

:cof1:

Where is the link I tried all the drop downs and it wasn't seen?

Jack
07-16-2020, 08:25 AM
Where is the link I tried all the drop downs and it wasn't seen?

:palm:

Cancel 2020.2
07-16-2020, 08:33 AM
:palm:

:palm:

Jack
07-16-2020, 10:00 AM
:palm:

Makes you wonder where 'Eagle Eye' came up with THAT name. (?)

Cancel 2020.2
07-16-2020, 10:03 AM
Makes you wonder where 'Eagle Eye' came up with THAT name. (?)

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Jack
07-16-2020, 10:07 AM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Thread Start: '08-29-2006, 07:50 PM'.

Cancel 2020.2
07-16-2020, 10:09 AM
Thread Start: '08-29-2006, 07:50 PM'.

Who cares? I thought it was pretty cool that someone actually resurrected a thread from that long ago.:cool:

Jack
07-16-2020, 11:53 AM
Who cares? I thought it was pretty cool that someone actually resurrected a thread from that long ago.:cool:

Look. I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I got a Message from one of the JPP Administrators, and it said "If Steven can't increase his IQ, we're going to have to ban him again". (I'm sorry to have to be the one to relay this to you) :(

Truth Detector
07-16-2020, 11:55 AM
Thread Start: '08-29-2006, 07:50 PM'.

Yes, some of us have been duped; myself included. You see, we keep forgetting there morons here who don't have lives and dredge up old threads. :palm:

Cancel 2020.2
07-16-2020, 11:56 AM
Look. I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I got a Message from one of the JPP Administrators, and it said "If Steven can't increase his IQ, we're going to have to ban him again". (I'm sorry to have to be the one to relay this to you) :(

This is funny coming from someone who has MAYBE an I.Q. of 70. But that's most likely too high of an estimate.;)

Jack
07-16-2020, 11:57 AM
Yes, some of us have been duped; myself included. You see, we keep forgetting there morons here who don't have lives and dredge up old threads. :palm:

USF has been here a long time. (I think he has a secret hard-on for Darla)

Jack
07-16-2020, 11:59 AM
This is funny coming from someone who has MAYBE an I.Q. of 70. But that's most likely too high of an estimate.;)

Please stop. (I can't tell you how much thin ice you are on)


:bigthink:

Cancel 2020.2
07-16-2020, 12:04 PM
Please stop. (I can't tell you how much thin ice you are on)


:bigthink:

OK-DOKEY. Thin ice for what? Making fun of morons, like yourself?

Truth Detector
07-16-2020, 12:05 PM
This is funny coming from someone who has MAYBE an I.Q. of 70. But that's most likely too high of an estimate.;)

My guess is that it is well below room temperature. ;)

Cancel 2020.2
07-16-2020, 12:06 PM
My guess is that it is well below room temperature. ;)

Yep! MAYBE 55-60.

Minister of Truth
07-16-2020, 02:11 PM
#Me too!

Fixed.

Cancel 2020.2
07-16-2020, 02:35 PM
Fixed.

Ha-ha, good one, Chaz!;)

Damocles
07-17-2020, 08:44 AM
That's old...

Rune
07-18-2020, 06:10 PM
USF has been here a long time. (I think he has a secret hard-on for Darla)

It's no secret.

Jack
07-18-2020, 08:50 PM
It's no secret.

Thanks for the Confirmation.

cancel2 2022
07-23-2020, 01:59 AM
It's no secret.

Are you still with her? She must be pushing 65 by now!

RB 60
07-23-2020, 02:08 AM
Look. I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I got a Message from one of the JPP Administrators, and it said "If Steven can't increase his IQ, we're going to have to ban him again". (I'm sorry to have to be the one to relay this to you) :(

Hmmm....a private PM love affair? No wonder you only got 7 days for your third 12b...

Rune
07-23-2020, 08:43 AM
Are you still with her? She must be pushing 65 by now!
No true gentleman wouldsk or comment but you are off by a dozen years you fucking. Lout.

cancel2 2022
07-23-2020, 09:38 AM
No true gentleman wouldsk or comment but you are off by a dozen years you fucking. Lout.

I can count matey, so don't try to bullshit me!

Rune
07-23-2020, 10:26 AM
I can count matey, so don't try to bullshit me!

Maybe but you can't add, retard.

Rune
07-23-2020, 10:28 AM
:palm:

Brilliant comment, moron.

Cancel 2020.2
07-23-2020, 03:05 PM
Brilliant comment, moron.

Says one of THE biggest morons on this site. Go figure.

cancel2 2022
07-30-2020, 01:21 AM
.
What have Steve done now, has Doris had her feathers ruffled again?

Lightbringer
07-30-2020, 01:38 AM
Please stop. (I can't tell you how much thin ice you are on)


:bigthink:

Hmmm, interesting. Been PM'img any mods lately?

Jack
07-30-2020, 01:39 AM
Hmmm, interesting. Been PM'img any mods lately?

Yes. I've asked if you are Legina.

Lightbringer
07-30-2020, 01:41 AM
Yes. I've asked if you are Legina.

I actually believe that. I'm not by the way. Legion is way more tolerant than I am. But it is good to know that you're Rana's bitch. That's one down, only a few more to go.

Jack
07-30-2020, 02:22 AM
I actually believe that. I'm not by the way. Legion is way more tolerant than I am. But it is good to know that you're Rana's bitch. That's one down, only a few more to go.

So. You were rejected from Queen Darla's Girl Gang and now blame Doris. (this narrows things down a bit)

Minister of Truth
07-30-2020, 11:13 AM
Everyone blames Rana.

Rune
07-30-2020, 01:42 PM
Everyone blames Rana.
It is Grind's fault.

Cancel 2020.2
08-06-2020, 10:41 PM
Everyone blames Rana.
She DOES suck at being a moderator. So there's THAT.;)