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Beefy
10-17-2007, 08:31 PM
Its official, I'm now a Hawaiian, or a Haole as the locals would call it.

Good riddance L.A.
Cancel7
10-17-2007, 08:32 PM
Its official, I'm now a Hawaiian, or a Haole as the locals would call it.

Good riddance L.A.

:party:

I'm really jealous. It must be amazing.
FUCK THE POLICE
10-17-2007, 08:49 PM
http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/32/14/08/kubac298.jpg

This is the REAL Cuba!

Oh wait, you're going to Hawaii? Well that's pretty good then.
Beefy
10-17-2007, 08:55 PM
:party:

I'm really jealous. It must be amazing.

It is a wee bit surreal that I'm here. Sitting next to a narcoleptic on the plane was kind of weird, but here I am, finally. Putting up with all those goddamned carnies finally paid off.
OrnotBitwise
10-17-2007, 10:29 PM
http://www.imgag.com/product/full/ap/3032060/cg6cp.gif
Damocles
10-18-2007, 08:56 AM
Excellent. Now, how's the commute?
Cancel7
10-18-2007, 08:58 AM
http://www.imgag.com/product/full/ap/3032060/cg6cp.gif

Where'd you get the mice? They are so cute.
OrnotBitwise
10-18-2007, 10:13 AM
Where'd you get the mice? They are so cute.
Rats, dear, rats. Conga rats, to be more specific. ;)

I googled "conga rats" since I couldn't remember where I'd seen them before.
TRGLDTE
10-18-2007, 10:59 AM
Rats, dear, rats. Conga rats, to be more specific. ;)

I googled "conga rats" since I couldn't remember where I'd seen them before.
What's all this about Rats? :cof1:
Cypress
10-18-2007, 11:02 AM
Its official, I'm now a Hawaiian, or a Haole as the locals would call it.

Good riddance L.A.

Welcome to paradise!
uscitizen
10-18-2007, 11:06 AM
Beefy, you will always be a haole there.
Cancel 2016.2
10-18-2007, 11:10 AM
Beefy, you will always be a haole there.

Is it a coincidence that they call you "haole" or is it mild dislexia and they meant a-hole?

Enquiring minds want to know.
evince
10-18-2007, 12:47 PM
Summer by the beach all year long.

Damn a person could get used to that.
uscitizen
10-18-2007, 01:15 PM
Yeah living on top of some of the worlds tallest active volcanoes...
Cypress
10-18-2007, 01:31 PM
Yeah living on top of some of the worlds tallest active volcanoes...

Nah, he's on the island of Oahu isn't he?

I'd be more worried about tsnaumis on Oahu.
uscitizen
10-18-2007, 01:35 PM
well dormant then, but all the islands are the tops of volcanoes.
Beefy
10-18-2007, 01:57 PM
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o312/mbl727/Photo11.jpg

My view. This rules.
Cancel5
10-18-2007, 02:01 PM
Hawaii, sigh...

Maui, so beautiful.
Cancel7
10-18-2007, 02:02 PM
I can't see it. I don't know why every once in a while a pic will be posted that I just cannot see at work, it's so weird. I thought it was blank, but I guess not.
Thorn
10-18-2007, 02:10 PM
I can just smell the air, just looking at that. Beautiful! Sigh.
Cypress
10-18-2007, 02:13 PM
Nice beefy.

Looks almost like my view. :cof1:
Beefy
10-18-2007, 02:16 PM
Nice beefy.

Looks almost like my view. :cof1:

Palo Alto right? Or Paso Robles, can't remember.
Cancel5
10-18-2007, 02:19 PM
I should go take a picture of my view, so you guys could freak out at all the snow on the mountains!
Cypress
10-18-2007, 02:21 PM
I should go take a picture of my view, so you guys could freak out at all the snow on the mountains!

Can you take one with you in your bikini? :cool:
Cancel7
10-18-2007, 02:21 PM
I should go take a picture of my view, so you guys could freak out at all the snow on the mountains!

I should take a picture of my view...I could do it on my cell phone right now. A dark, dingy, windowless room, and Uday just walked by picking his nose.
AnyOldIron
10-18-2007, 02:23 PM
I'm a Hawaiian

You're covered in ham and pineapple?
/MSG/
10-21-2007, 10:28 PM
Are there beautiful women everywhere? Or have my dreams failed me once more?
Beefy
10-22-2007, 02:20 AM
Are there beautiful women everywhere? Or have my dreams failed me once more?

Seriously, there are more beautiful women here than I could have hoped for. Very sweet, beautiful, quality women. I don't even know how to act. I'm a retard surrounded by god's greatest bounty. Alls I can do is enjoy the view.
TheDanold
10-22-2007, 09:30 PM
It must be costing you a fortune there no?
Beefy
10-22-2007, 11:50 PM
It must be costing you a fortune there no?

Its expensive, but no more than LA was. And finding a job is turning out to be a bitch. But thankfully I sold a lot of spas in Liberal Seattle so I still have some cash. But the women, sweet mother of mercy, Captain Cook was an idiot for letting the natives see his blood, and thus getting himself killed because they figured out he wasn't a god, because gods don't bleed.
FUCK THE POLICE
10-23-2007, 12:03 AM
Say you're "between jobs" or "in a band". It makes you sound cooler than "I'm an unemployed loser". ;)
FUCK THE POLICE
10-23-2007, 12:03 AM
I'm in a band. The Dead Man's Flying Troope band. I've showed you guys "our" work before.
Beefy
10-23-2007, 01:02 AM
Say you're "between jobs" or "in a band". It makes you sound cooler than "I'm an unemployed loser". ;)

In fact, I'm simply a retired hot tub carnie. But since I play guitar, piano, harmonica, banjo and drums, you could call me a 1 man band.