Never Again

[Beefy]

2 More days at this fair, and I announce my retirement from the hot tub industry forever, effective on the 14th of October, after a 4 day home show.

I've made a lot of friends on the road, and made a shitload of money, but it is so incredibly not worth it. Its come to the point where I actually, truly envy the homeless and the dead. The swings are pure evil, the toll on the body and soul are straight out of hell.

I'm going to leave this infernal industry to the young and able bodied, for I feel like I'm 65 at 31.

All you folks are going to have to buy your tubs from some other poor dumb bastard that got sucked unwittingly into this nightmare, cause my shit is so the fuck out of it its not even funny.

Anyone need a soda jerk? Or a window washer? I'm open.

[BRUTALITOPS]

move to vegas become a pro poker player and live my dream for me.

[evince]

2 More days at this fair, and I announce my retirement from the hot tub industry forever, effective on the 14th of October, after a 4 day home show.

I've made a lot of friends on the road, and made a shitload of money, but it is so incredibly not worth it. Its come to the point where I actually, truly envy the homeless and the dead. The swings are pure evil, the toll on the body and soul are straight out of hell.

I'm going to leave this infernal industry to the young and able bodied, for I feel like I'm 65 at 31.

All you folks are going to have to buy your tubs from some other poor dumb bastard that got sucked unwittingly into this nightmare, cause my shit is so the fuck out of it its not even funny.

Anyone need a soda jerk? Or a window washer? I'm open.

damn take some of that money and open a snow cone stand of the beach in Hawaii. You still live there right?

[uscitizen]

He has not made it to HI yet I think Desh. My trip out west sorta got sidetracked as well. Getting too involved in the local scene....

[Beefy]

damn take some of that money and open a snow cone stand of the beach in Hawaii. You still live there right?

I'm moving there in 4 weeks. I still live in hell for now. But I am taking the rest of the year off and maybe peddling puka shells to dopey tourists for a couple of gilders.

[Damocles]

Sell them those idiotic sandals that stick to the bottom of your feet.

[Cypress]

2 More days at this fair, and I announce my retirement from the hot tub industry forever, effective on the 14th of October, after a 4 day home show.

I've made a lot of friends on the road, and made a shitload of money, but it is so incredibly not worth it. Its come to the point where I actually, truly envy the homeless and the dead. The swings are pure evil, the toll on the body and soul are straight out of hell.

I'm going to leave this infernal industry to the young and able bodied, for I feel like I'm 65 at 31.

All you folks are going to have to buy your tubs from some other poor dumb bastard that got sucked unwittingly into this nightmare, cause my shit is so the fuck out of it its not even funny.

Anyone need a soda jerk? Or a window washer? I'm open.


Your moving to the democratic Socialist republic of hawaii. They have more generous public heathcare benefits and unemployment benefits than most states. Don't worry about it.

Take a few months off and enjoy the beautiful, tan women ;)