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Beefy
07-23-2007, 12:23 PM
I quit my job, work at the carnival for a month and then its off to Hawaii.

Cancel7
07-23-2007, 12:25 PM
Lucky you.

Beefy, this is just the worst picture you've ever had. It gives me the creeps everytime I see it.

Cypress
07-23-2007, 12:25 PM
I quit my job, work at the carnival for a month and then its off to Hawaii.

Send us pics of you in a hula skirt.

Cancel7
07-23-2007, 12:25 PM
Send us pics of you in a hula skirt.

LOL

That would be cool.

Beefy
07-23-2007, 01:07 PM
Lucky you.

Beefy, this is just the worst picture you've ever had. It gives me the creeps everytime I see it.

You kiddin? This woman's a beauty queen.

cawacko
07-23-2007, 01:09 PM
I quit my job, work at the carnival for a month and then its off to Hawaii.

Hey Beefy, you play poker right? Is so I have a question for you.

Cancel7
07-23-2007, 01:09 PM
You kiddin? This woman's a beauty queen.

That's a totally distorted picture of her. The poor woman!

Cancel7
07-23-2007, 01:10 PM
Hey Beefy, you play poker right? Is so I have a question for you.

If you don't see the sucker at the table...it's you.

Beefy
07-23-2007, 01:10 PM
Hey Beefy, you play poker right? Is so I have a question for you.

Indeed I do. Fire away.

Beefy
07-23-2007, 01:11 PM
That's a totally distorted picture of her. The poor woman!

She kept getting face lifts, and now she's hot.

Cancel7
07-23-2007, 01:11 PM
She kept getting face lifts, and now she's hot.

LOL

You went back to my favorite picture. I love that one.

Beefy
07-23-2007, 01:13 PM
LOL

You went back to my favorite picture. I love that one.

My sense of humor is why I get endless ladies.

evince
07-23-2007, 01:13 PM
I know a professionalk poker player who is moving to Hawaii in a month or so.

Is there big money for poker players in Hawaii?

LadyT
07-23-2007, 01:14 PM
I love the "I beat Anorexia" t-shirt. Its funny everytime I read it.

Beefy
07-23-2007, 01:14 PM
I know a professionalk poker player who is moving to Hawaii in a month or so.

Is there big money for poker players in Hawaii?

Nope. There's no legal gambling whatsoever out there. I'll have to use Craigslist to get an underground game going out there.

evince
07-23-2007, 01:15 PM
So are you professional now or just retired?

Beefy
07-23-2007, 01:17 PM
So are you professional now or just retired?

Well, I'll just coast along for a bit out there. I might take a few months off before loking for work. I'm not a pro player though, but I do have a winning record.

Cancel7
07-23-2007, 01:19 PM
I love the "I beat Anorexia" t-shirt. Its funny everytime I read it.

I know! It never gets old.

LadyT
07-23-2007, 01:23 PM
Beefy, what house did you decide on?

Beefy
07-23-2007, 01:34 PM
Beefy, what house did you decide on?

I'm going to be staying with a friend out there for the first month or two, then I'll see what's available, the places go pretty quick out there.

cawacko
07-23-2007, 01:55 PM
Indeed I do. Fire away.

How do the jackpots work where you have a pocket pair and get beat by trip Aces?

I hit one last night but I'm not sure what the dude had who beat me.

Beefy
07-23-2007, 02:19 PM
How do the jackpots work where you have a pocket pair and get beat by trip Aces?

I hit one last night but I'm not sure what the dude had who beat me.

Was this at a casino or online? Each place has their own types of jackpots. How much did you win?

cawacko
07-23-2007, 02:22 PM
Was this at a casino or online? Each place has their own types of jackpots. How much did you win?

at a casino. I had pocket Kings and lost.

I won 6K, guy who beat me got 2K and rest of table got $320 each.

Beefy
07-23-2007, 02:24 PM
at a casino. I had pocket Kings and lost.

I won 6K, guy who beat me got 2K and rest of table got $320 each.

Its a bad beat jackpot. Usually, they require that both players use both hole cards, and that someone must lose with aces full or better. Then the loser of the hand gets the lion's share of the money, the winner gets some and the table splits the rest. But each casino has varying rules. What did the other guy have, and what was your final hand?

cawacko
07-23-2007, 02:29 PM
Its a bad beat jackpot. Usually, they require that both players use both hole cards, and that someone must lose with aces full or better. Then the loser of the hand gets the lion's share of the money, the winner gets some and the table splits the rest. But each casino has varying rules. What did the other guy have, and what was your final hand?

Bad beat jackpot is exactly what it was. I was so tired and drunk I can't even remember the last hand. I was all in with the pocket kings and after the flop the guy who beat was yelling for a four and then an ace I believe and both came.

I really can't remember the hand I was in shock.

Beefy
07-23-2007, 02:31 PM
Bad beat jackpot is exactly what it was. I was so tired and drunk I can't even remember the last hand. I was all in with the pocket kings and after the flop the guy who beat was yelling for a four and then an ace I believe and both came.

I really can't remember the hand I was in shock.

You must have ended up with 4 kings and the other guy must have made a straight flush.

What casino where you at?

Can I borrow $6 grand?

cawacko
07-23-2007, 02:36 PM
You must have ended up with 4 kings and the other guy must have made a straight flush.

What casino where you at?

Can I borrow $6 grand?

Commerce casino in L.A.

I was down $1,100 at the time, I gave $300 to the dealer, and then every employee working seemingly hit me up on my walk out. They gave me $6k and and I left with $5,400 - $5,500.

My first call when I got home was of course to IRS to make sure they would tax me on the winnings... yeah right.

Beefy
07-23-2007, 02:55 PM
Commerce casino in L.A.

I was down $1,100 at the time, I gave $300 to the dealer, and then every employee working seemingly hit me up on my walk out. They gave me $6k and and I left with $5,400 - $5,500.

My first call when I got home was of course to IRS to make sure they would tax me on the winnings... yeah right.

I like the Commerce and the Bike. I play mainly at hollywood park though. Really bad players there.

But come tax time, they'll get you. Keep track of your "losses" to offset the win there. Make it wash.

cawacko
07-23-2007, 02:59 PM
I like the Commerce and the Bike. I play mainly at hollywood park though. Really bad players there.

But come tax time, they'll get you. Keep track of your "losses" to offset the win there. Make it wash.

Seriously? How do they know to come after you? Does Commerce report it? I thought they only reported wins over $10k?

I know about how much I've lost there this year, do I need to show proof somehow?

Beefy
07-23-2007, 03:07 PM
You got w-2d, you probably have it somewhere.

cawacko
07-23-2007, 03:13 PM
You got w-2d, you probably have it somewhere.

Thanks for your feedback on this by the way. They didn't give me a w-2 at the casino.

Beefy
07-23-2007, 03:51 PM
Thanks for your feedback on this by the way. They didn't give me a w-2 at the casino.

No form or anything? Did they take your information and all that jazz?

cawacko
07-23-2007, 03:58 PM
No form or anything? Did they take your information and all that jazz?

Yeah, they did take my license so maybe that's what it was for.

Beefy
07-23-2007, 04:02 PM
Yeah, they did take my license so maybe that's what it was for.

Yep, you're gonna get w-2d. If you have a marker at the Casino, start using it, cashing the chips in, and then paying them by check. It'll show a loss to cover the the extra income the jackpot gave you. If you don't have a marker, try to get one.