More troubles in river city.

[doniston]

i don't know if anyone else is affected, but all morning I have been having trouble staying on site. just like that which happen before you changes programs. I can try to go to another page, and it goes to an error message saying it can't find the site. A weak system perhaps??

[uscitizen]

all those darned iPhones are clogging up the net :)

[Damocles]

i don't know if anyone else is affected, but all morning I have been having trouble staying on site. just like that which happen before you changes programs. I can try to go to another page, and it goes to an error message saying it can't find the site. A weak system perhaps??
Hmmm... I've had no issues. Anybody else?

[Cancel7]

Hmmm... I've had no issues. Anybody else?

No. It did happen to me on Thursday though. I couldn't get in for about an hour. That's when I realized that I'm like, addicted to it. But today, totally fine.

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pickalittle talkalittle pickalittle talkalittle cheep cheep cheep talk a lot pick a little more.

[Cancel7]

pickalittle talkalittle pickalittle talkalittle cheep cheep cheep talk a lot pick a little more.

Uh oh. His programming has finally gone off line completely. I knew he was a bot.

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Uh oh. His programming has finally gone off line completely. I knew he was a bot.


76 trombones led the big parade, biatch.


...with a capital t, that rhymes with p, and that stands for pool, homie.

[uscitizen]

I just knew AHZ was into musicals, he probably has Mary Poppins posters on his wall.

[Cancel7]

I just knew AHZ was into musicals, he probably has Mary Poppins posters on his wall.

LOL

[Damocles]

pickalittle talkalittle pickalittle talkalittle cheep cheep cheep talk a lot pick a little more.
I haven't seen that one since HS.

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I just knew AHZ was into musicals, he probably has Mary Poppins posters on his wall.

I just know a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, in the most delightful way.

[Cancel7]

I haven't seen that one since HS.

Really, but you've seen it?

I have no idea what the lunatic is babbling about.

[Damocles]

Really, but you've seen it?

I have no idea what the lunatic is babbling about.
Musicman.

[OrnotBitwise]

Really, but you've seen it?

I have no idea what the lunatic is babbling about.I not only saw it but I worked on it . . . in high school. I was the sound tech for that turkey. To this day I can't hear that music without tensing up. Bleh!

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

I haven't seen that one since HS.

My favorite is west side story. I feel pretty.

Officer krupke is socially analytic genius

GEE, OFFICER KRUPKE
ACTION
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,
You gotta understand,
It's just our bringin' up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!

ACTION AND JETS
Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset;
We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get.
We ain't no delinquents,
We're misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there is good!

ACTION
There is good!

ALL
There is good, there is good,
There is untapped good!
Like inside, the worst of us is good!

SNOWBOY: (Spoken) That's a touchin' good story.

ACTION: (Spoken) Lemme tell it to the world!

SNOWBOY: Just tell it to the judge.

ACTION
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor,
My parents treat me rough.
With all their marijuana,
They won't give me a puff.
They didn't wanna have me,
But somehow I was had.
Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad!

DIESEL: (As Judge) Right!

Officer Krupke, you're really a square;
This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care!
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed.
He's psychologic'ly disturbed!

ACTION
I'm disturbed!

JETS
We're disturbed, we're disturbed,
We're the most disturbed,
Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed.

DIESEL: (Spoken, as Judge) In the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home.

ACTION: (Spoken) Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived.

DIESEL: So take him to a headshrinker.

ACTION (Sings)
My father is a bastard,
My ma's an S.O.B.
My grandpa's always plastered,
My grandma pushes tea.
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress.
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!

A-RAB: (As Psychiatrist) Yes!
Officer Krupke, you're really a slob.
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job.
Society's played him a terrible trick,
And sociologic'ly he's sick!

ACTION
I am sick!

ALL
We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick, sick, sick,
Like we're sociologically sick!

A-RAB: In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!

ACTION: Hey, I got a social disease!

A-RAB: So take him to a social worker!

ACTION
Dear kindly social worker,
They say go earn a buck.
Like be a soda jerker,
Which means like be a schumck.
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only anti-work.
Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk!

BABY JOHN: (As Female Social Worker)
Eek!
Officer Krupke, you've done it again.
This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen.
It ain't just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down inside him, he's no good!

ACTION
I'm no good!

ALL
We're no good, we're no good!
We're no earthly good,
Like the best of us is no damn good!

DIESEL (As Judge)
The trouble is he's crazy.

A-RAB (As Psychiatrist)
The trouble is he drinks.

BABY JOHN (As Female Social Worker)
The trouble is he's lazy.

DIESEL
The trouble is he stinks.

A-RAB
The trouble is he's growing.

BABY JOHN
The trouble is he's grown.

ALL
Krupke, we got troubles of our own!

Gee, Officer Krupke,
We're down on our knees,
'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease.
Gee, Officer Krupke,
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke,
Krup you!

[Damocles]

I not only saw it but I worked on it . . . in high school. I was the sound tech for that turkey. To this day I can't hear that music without tensing up. Bleh!
Gaaary, Indiana... Gaaaary, Indiana...

[Damocles]

My favorite is west side story. I feel pretty.

Officer krupke is socially analytic genius

GEE, OFFICER KRUPKE
ACTION
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,
You gotta understand,
It's just our bringin' up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!

ACTION AND JETS
Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset;
We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get.
We ain't no delinquents,
We're misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there is good!

ACTION
There is good!

ALL
There is good, there is good,
There is untapped good!
Like inside, the worst of us is good!

SNOWBOY: (Spoken) That's a touchin' good story.

ACTION: (Spoken) Lemme tell it to the world!

SNOWBOY: Just tell it to the judge.

ACTION
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor,
My parents treat me rough.
With all their marijuana,
They won't give me a puff.
They didn't wanna have me,
But somehow I was had.
Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad!

DIESEL: (As Judge) Right!

Officer Krupke, you're really a square;
This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care!
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed.
He's psychologic'ly disturbed!

ACTION
I'm disturbed!

JETS
We're disturbed, we're disturbed,
We're the most disturbed,
Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed.

DIESEL: (Spoken, as Judge) In the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home.

ACTION: (Spoken) Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived.

DIESEL: So take him to a headshrinker.

ACTION (Sings)
My father is a bastard,
My ma's an S.O.B.
My grandpa's always plastered,
My grandma pushes tea.
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress.
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!

A-RAB: (As Psychiatrist) Yes!
Officer Krupke, you're really a slob.
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job.
Society's played him a terrible trick,
And sociologic'ly he's sick!

ACTION
I am sick!

ALL
We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick, sick, sick,
Like we're sociologically sick!

A-RAB: In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!

ACTION: Hey, I got a social disease!

A-RAB: So take him to a social worker!

ACTION
Dear kindly social worker,
They say go earn a buck.
Like be a soda jerker,
Which means like be a schumck.
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only anti-work.
Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk!

BABY JOHN: (As Female Social Worker)
Eek!
Officer Krupke, you've done it again.
This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen.
It ain't just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down inside him, he's no good!

ACTION
I'm no good!

ALL
We're no good, we're no good!
We're no earthly good,
Like the best of us is no damn good!

DIESEL (As Judge)
The trouble is he's crazy.

A-RAB (As Psychiatrist)
The trouble is he drinks.

BABY JOHN (As Female Social Worker)
The trouble is he's lazy.

DIESEL
The trouble is he stinks.

A-RAB
The trouble is he's growing.

BABY JOHN
The trouble is he's grown.

ALL
Krupke, we got troubles of our own!

Gee, Officer Krupke,
We're down on our knees,
'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease.
Gee, Officer Krupke,
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke,
Krup you!
I've always wondered how it was possible to run through a part of town that was mostly hispanic shouting Maria and have only one person answer.

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I've always wondered how it was possible to run through a part of town that was mostly hispanic shouting Maria and have only one person answer.

I may just burst into song again! Quit tempting me!

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

Gaaary, Indiana... Gaaaary, Indiana...

The wells fargo wagon is uh, coming down the track oh please let it be for me!

[doniston]

pickalittle talkalittle pickalittle talkalittle cheep cheep cheep talk a lot pick a little more.What in hell is that supposed tlo be about??

[Battleborne]

What in hell is that supposed tlo be about??


'West Side Story'...never mind ya are from E/Barstow...outta the old loop...lol

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What in hell is that supposed tlo be about??


Part of the song lyrics from the music man. This particular line is sung a by a group of ladies singing along with the barbershop quartet, which is singing Good Night Ladies.

[Cancel7]

What in hell is that supposed tlo be about??

It's a thread filled with men singing broadway musicals together. Need I say more Doniston?

[Battleborne]

How about ya sing a little song from...'Welcome to Rydell High'... I vote for "Youre the one That I want" never mind this will be taken outta context...go for "Greased Lightnin"

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How about ya sing a little song from...'Welcome to Rydell High'... I vote for "Youre the one That I want" never mind this will be taken outta context...go for "Greased Lightening"

Good ones! All of Them ! Im overstimulated.

[Battleborne]

It's a thread filled with men singing broadway musicals together. Need I say more Doniston?


Stockard Channing anyone...lol

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Stockard Channing anyone...lol

Totally. Darla's the head Pink Lady. The slutty one who got knocked up by Konicki!

[Battleborne]

Totally. Darla's the head Pink Lady. The slutty one who got knocked up by Konicki!


and who said musicals aren't akin to real life...certainly not you and I...lol

[Battleborne]

"Beauty School dropout" to darla...sing it Frankie....:cof1:

[doniston]

It's a thread filled with men singing broadway musicals together. Need I say more Doniston? I don no., can you say"Highjacked"??? Heh heh

[Cancel7]

Totally. Darla's the head Pink Lady. The slutty one who got knocked up by Konicki!




Stockard Channing anyone...lol

This is the gayest thread ever. I love your dresses guys! Cute.

[OrnotBitwise]

Good ones! All of Them ! Im overstimulated.
Yeah, we noticed.

A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
Will get sand in his face
When kicked to the ground
And soon in the gym
With a determined chin
The sweat from his pores
As he works for his cause
Will make him glisten
And gleam, and with massage
And just a little bit of steam
He'll be pink and quite clean
He'll be a strong man
Oh, honey!

But the wrong man

He'll eat nutritious, high protein
And swallow raw eggs
Try to build up his shoulders
His chest, arms, and legs
Such an effort
If he only knew of my plan
In just seven days

I can make you a man

[Cancel7]

Yeah, we noticed.

A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
Will get sand in his face
When kicked to the ground
And soon in the gym
With a determined chin
The sweat from his pores
As he works for his cause
Will make him glisten
And gleam, and with massage
And just a little bit of steam
He'll be pink and quite clean
He'll be a strong man
Oh, honey!

But the wrong man

He'll eat nutritious, high protein
And swallow raw eggs
Try to build up his shoulders
His chest, arms, and legs
Such an effort
If he only knew of my plan
In just seven days

I can make you a man


LOL! Now that, is a tune.