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FUCK THE POLICE
08-06-2006, 06:15 AM
In your opinion, which of the following methods do you think would be most efficient in ridding us of the idiocy that is fascism?

Option 1: Rub gasoline on them and light them on fire. Then throw them in a river so that their families never see their dead bodies again.

Option 2: Castrate them using the same method they used to castrate Jews. Do this to all fascists females. It should take about 2 days, and we'll be rid of fascism forever.

Option 3: Get out the Zyklon B... Oh yeah!

Option 4: Infect all of them with a deadly wasting disease and laugh as they die.

Option 5: Rip out their noses and feed them to them. Now tie them down and let them bleed to death through the open wound.

Option 6: Use their proposed methods for dealing with "other groups" on themselves.

toby
08-06-2006, 09:28 AM
All those sound a bit fascist to me. But that is watermark! LOL

toby
08-06-2006, 09:30 AM
What is the difference in a liberal and a fascist? Nothing, only the liberal is a better liar.

BRUTALITOPS
08-06-2006, 10:42 AM
brent isn't a fascist, he's just lost. Watermark, you used to be a socialist. cut him some slack.

Damocles
08-06-2006, 10:57 AM
He's just playing wit' all your heads...

Cancel7
08-06-2006, 06:47 PM
Since I assume you are talking about that bloviating moron Brent, who has no less than 10 threads up about HIMSELF, I picked option one.

gonzojournals
08-06-2006, 11:18 PM
In your opinion, which of the following methods do you think would be most efficient in ridding us of the idiocy that is fascism?

Option 1: Rub gasoline on them and light them on fire. Then throw them in a river so that their families never see their dead bodies again.

Option 2: Castrate them using the same method they used to castrate Jews. Do this to all fascists females. It should take about 2 days, and we'll be rid of fascism forever.

Option 3: Get out the Zyklon B... Oh yeah!

Option 4: Infect all of them with a deadly wasting disease and laugh as they die.

Option 5: Rip out their noses and feed them to them. Now tie them down and let them bleed to death through the open wound.

Option 6: Use their proposed methods for dealing with "other groups" on themselves.

Public education?

gonzojournals
08-06-2006, 11:20 PM
If that doesn't work, put them into trucks with converted exhaust systems.....the bodies turn pink....anyone who has seen the movie "Conspiracy" knows what I am talking about.

CO and all that.

FUCK THE POLICE
08-07-2006, 09:56 PM
Hey, that'll be pretty funny.

We can show them to later generations in our museum, and example of the most imperfect, idiotic humans. And they'd be pink! It'd be a riot.

TheDanold
08-10-2006, 09:24 PM
I bet if you're a number oner and you start the fire, then chuck the guy in the river only to extinguish the fire and keep him alive, you would be thinkin
"Gee I guess I shoulda thought that one over a little better."

FUCK THE POLICE
08-13-2006, 12:51 AM
I bet if you're a number oner and you start the fire, then chuck the guy in the river only to extinguish the fire and keep him alive, you would be thinkin
"Gee I guess I shoulda thought that one over a little better."

Well, I don't believe a Gas fire could be put out so easily, and anyway the wounds all over their bodies would probably be mortal or at least disfigure them if they didn't drown.

Anyway, I believe you'd let the fire burn all the way through them before you threw them in the river. Just a suggestion. That way, you can take pleasure from their screaming, weeping voices. Ah, a sweet nectar, it is.

TheDanold
08-13-2006, 10:13 PM
Well, I don't believe a Gas fire could be put out so easily, and anyway the wounds all over their bodies would probably be mortal or at least disfigure them if they didn't drown.

Anyway, I believe you'd let the fire burn all the way through them before you threw them in the river. Just a suggestion. That way, you can take pleasure from their screaming, weeping voices. Ah, a sweet nectar, it is.
Well even if it wasn't put out that easy, exactly how are you going to throw some hot burning body into the river without burning yourself, you gonna blow on them first?
(And don't get any sick thoughts there you necropheliac bastard)

Blackflag
08-14-2006, 07:45 AM
He is just an idiot kid that wants all of your attantion because he has a sad pathetic life. It is a shame that you guys give him so much of the attention he seeks. Just ignore him so he'll kill himself.

gonzojournals
08-14-2006, 12:56 PM
(And don't get any sick thoughts there you necropheliac bastard)

He's on to me.