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Damocles
02-06-2010, 03:12 PM
Which means one of you will be the lucky recipient of a $60 Amazon.com card!

Damocles
02-06-2010, 03:13 PM
Or you can choose a politics.com item from the store and get the rest in Amazon.com card...

:D

(as if)... A couple of you bought coffee cups. Fess up!

asaratis
02-06-2010, 03:21 PM
Who would have thought that 600,000 would be significant?

What will be the prize for posting the 1,000,000th message?:cof1:

asaratis
02-06-2010, 03:29 PM
It the current rate, I'm guessing 8 to 10 days 'til the postometer turns to 600,000.

:clink:

Damocles
02-06-2010, 07:10 PM
Every 100K, I've given a prize to whomever posted that post starting from 200K.

At 200K it was $20.
At 300K it was $30...

Now it is 600K for $60...

At 1M, if I follow the regular pattern, somebody will receive $100, but I am thinking of doing something special for that one.

SmarterthanYou
02-06-2010, 09:58 PM
nice.

Annie
02-06-2010, 10:56 PM
Wow, I've never post whored on this site. Might be time. ;)

USFREEDOM911
02-06-2010, 11:04 PM
Only 4, 817 to go.
Well 4, 816 now

Beefy
02-08-2010, 10:47 PM
For the record, if I'm #600,000, direct deposit the whip into my FulTilt account.

USFREEDOM911
02-08-2010, 10:49 PM
For the record, if I'm #600,000, direct deposit the whip into my FulTilt account.

Only 4,670 more to go.
Well, now 4,669.

Minister of Truth
02-08-2010, 11:54 PM
Look out for my...


EPIC POST!!

Damocles
02-09-2010, 09:17 AM
Just an FYI...

I will not be giving out any gifts to trolls. If the 600,000th post is from a troll the first post after that is not from a troll will be the one that gains the gift.

USFREEDOM911
02-09-2010, 09:44 AM
Just an FYI...

I will not be giving out any gifts to trolls. If the 600,000th post is from a troll the first post after that is not from a troll will be the one that gains the gift.

3,486 to go.
Well, 3,485 now.

Yurtski
02-09-2010, 04:00 PM
Yurt should get the gift.

Minister of Truth
02-09-2010, 04:00 PM
Just an FYI...

I will not be giving out any gifts to trolls. If the 600,000th post is from a troll the first post after that is not from a troll will be the one that gains the gift.

Ah, damn. And I was so rooting for either Southern Manlover, Yurtski, or Jayrod to win!!!

Yurtski
02-09-2010, 04:02 PM
Only Yurt is deserving.

USFREEDOM911
02-09-2010, 04:02 PM
3,103 to go, after this one of course

Yurtski
02-09-2010, 04:06 PM
Just give it to Yurt. Do it now.

Cancel 2018. 3
02-09-2010, 04:21 PM
yurtski has to be the most obessive troll yet

you need a life dude

Yurtski
02-09-2010, 04:46 PM
Yurt is worth devoting my life to.

Canceled1
02-09-2010, 04:49 PM
Yurt is worth devoting my life to.

But will you undergo the operation and have your gonads re-attached so you can pass for something that resembles a "real man"?

No?


So sad. Too bad, Spurtski.... :(

Yurtski
02-09-2010, 05:08 PM
I sacrificed my gonads for Yurt long ago.

Canceled1
02-10-2010, 05:46 PM
I sacrificed my gonads for Yurt long ago.

Well that and your childhood dream to grow up and become a Eunuch.

Minister of Truth
02-10-2010, 05:49 PM
Gogogogogo!!!!!

Yurtski
02-11-2010, 06:26 AM
Well that and your childhood dream to grow up and become a Eunuch.

What happened to your childhood dream of looking like Jamie Lee Curtis circa 1985?

YouTube- OPARH : JAMIE LEE CURTIS ADMITS SHE IS HERMAPHRODITE

USFREEDOM911
02-11-2010, 10:07 AM
1, 829 posts to go.

Canceled1
02-11-2010, 10:30 AM
What happened to your childhood dream of looking like Jamie Lee Curtis circa 1985?

YouTube- OPARH : JAMIE LEE CURTIS ADMITS SHE IS HERMAPHRODITE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hCpnBlr1yM)

Well considering you are living proof that Indians screwed buffalos, you'd probably kill to look as good as the stuff between her toes.

TuTu Monroe
02-11-2010, 10:37 AM
Well considering you are living proof that Indians screwed buffalos, you'd probably kill to look as good as the stuff between her toes.

Sheeeesh. From where do these nutty posters come?

Yurtski
02-11-2010, 01:02 PM
Sheeeesh. From where do these nutty posters come?

She claims to come from N California.

Canceled1
02-11-2010, 01:11 PM
She claims to come from N California.

You look like Yurt. Yurt's donkey's septic hemorrhoid that is.

You have no rep power, but thanks for the rep all the same.

Glad to see it's working, wannabe. :pke:

USFREEDOM911
02-11-2010, 01:19 PM
1,651 more to go

Canceled2
02-11-2010, 03:11 PM
You look like Yurt. Yurt's donkey's septic hemorrhoid that is.

You have no rep power, but thanks for the rep all the same.

Glad to see it's working, wannabe. :pke:

It's Tom...a lil' birdie told me :)

Canceled.LTroll.2
02-11-2010, 04:17 PM
You look like Yurt. Yurt's donkey's septic hemorrhoid that is.

You have no rep power, but thanks for the rep all the same.

Glad to see it's working, wannabe. :pke:

Who's the wannabe? I don't see no hermaphrodite Aprhodite pix on anyone else's avatar, do I?

BWAHAHAHA!

Yurtski
02-11-2010, 04:28 PM
You look like Yurt. Yurt's donkey's septic hemorrhoid that is.

You have no rep power, but thanks for the rep all the same.

Glad to see it's working, wannabe. :pke:

Are you Yurt's veterinary proctologist?

How do you know he has a donkey?

Do you kiss his ass? I mean, donkey.

I know you kiss his ass. Now, kiss mine.

I know one more thing - you don't look anything like Jamie Lee Curtis, hag.

I just won't be able to face the rest of my life with no rep power on a troll account on a chat board.

Thanks for the laughs, loser.

cancel2 2022
02-11-2010, 04:34 PM
It's Tom...a lil' birdie told me :)

Yes, well your little birdie is wrong. That's not my style and never has been, you should know better.

Canceled1
02-11-2010, 04:52 PM
Are you Yurt's veterinary proctologist?

How do you know he has a donkey?

Do you kiss his ass? I mean, donkey.

I know you kiss his ass. Now, kiss mine.

I know one more thing - you don't look anything like Jamie Lee Curtis, hag.

I just won't be able to face the rest of my life with no rep power on a troll account on a chat board.

Thanks for the laughs, loser.

Hahahahaaaaaa!

Yep. Paydirt!

Run along now. We know who you are.

Now watch it or we'll hack your account(s)

Muah-hahahahahaaaaaa!

Canceled1
02-11-2010, 04:56 PM
Yes, well your little birdie is wrong. That's not my style and never has been, you should know better.

You're right. Never has been your style, but you might want to give the same leeway you give yourself when you sign up so readily to believe some of these trolls are one of us.

cancel2 2022
02-11-2010, 05:21 PM
You're right. Never has been your style, but you might want to give the same leeway you give yourself when you sign up so readily to believe some of these trolls are one of us.

You do seem to have a lot of little birdies telling you things though. Long John Silver just had a parrot on his shoulder, you guys have a whole menagerie.

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/long-john-silver_net5.jpg

Canceled.LTroll.2
02-11-2010, 06:06 PM
Hahahahaaaaaa!

Yep. Paydirt!

Run along now. We know who you are.

Now watch it or we'll hack your account(s)

Muah-hahahahahaaaaaa!

I'm waiting, hag.

Yurtski
02-11-2010, 06:11 PM
Hahahahaaaaaa!

Yep. Paydirt!

Run along now. We know who you are.

Now watch it or we'll hack your account(s)

Muah-hahahahahaaaaaa!

Paydirt, huh?

here's some more since you like the taste: http://www.examiner.com/x-10507-LA-Dancing-Examiners~y2009m8d11-Haunting-hermaphrodite-rumors-Jame-Lee-Curtis-then-and-Lady-Gaga-now


Muah-hahahahahaaaaaa!

Canceled.LTroll.4
02-11-2010, 06:34 PM
I have a little birdie....wanta see it?

Minister of Truth
02-11-2010, 07:06 PM
Paydirt, huh?

here's some more since you like the taste: http://www.examiner.com/x-10507-LA-Dancing-Examiners~y2009m8d11-Haunting-hermaphrodite-rumors-Jame-Lee-Curtis-then-and-Lady-Gaga-now


Muah-hahahahahaaaaaa!

Hey, dumbass, Lady Gaga is not a hermaphrodite. You offend her vagina every time you make the accusation.

Canceled1
02-11-2010, 07:10 PM
Hey, dumbass, Lady Gaga is not a hermaphrodite. You offend her vagina every time you make the accusation.

The little puss pocket is buying into every Urban Legend out there and there is rumor that Gaga is hermaphrodite.

This piece of worthless shit offends her own vagina every time she opens her mouth. That's prolly why she never could have children.

Canceled1
02-11-2010, 07:13 PM
You do seem to have a lot of little birdies telling you things though. Long John Silver just had a parrot on his shoulder, you guys have a whole menagerie.

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/long-john-silver_net5.jpg

It's really simple Tom. We hack accounts so we basically know who we want to know.

Surely you've heard the word, right? Who needs a bird with these skills?

Just in case though, here ya go!


http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/Images/big-bird.jpg

Yurtski
02-11-2010, 07:17 PM
The little puss pocket is buying into every Urban Legend out there and there is rumor that Gaga is hermaphrodite.

This piece of worthless shit offends her own vagina every time she opens her mouth. That's prolly why she never could have children.

Now, just because you picked a hermaphrodite as your avatar after some blind person claimed you resemble 'it', there's no reason to call yourself "a piece of worthless shit"

I'll do it for you, you piece of worthless shit.

Jamie Lee Curtis has had no children either. Hers are adopted.

Guess that means....

BTW, she's married to the real Nigel Tufnel, and she is also a blogger for Huffington Post...so she's an uber-lib!

Minister of Truth
02-11-2010, 07:23 PM
Lady Gaga just has a twisted sense of humor, and an adoration for the spotlight. Put those together, and you have a young celebrity who would strap on a fake penis and let it slide down beneith her skirtline where an audience and news cameras would see it. Then, the celebrity gossip commences. Hell, even her "denial" was so crude and vague that she obviously is still getting a kick out of it.

Canceled2
02-11-2010, 08:15 PM
The little puss pocket is buying into every Urban Legend out there and there is rumor that Gaga is hermaphrodite.

This piece of worthless shit offends her own vagina every time she opens her mouth. That's prolly why she never could have children.

Her dust bowl of a womb is legend :)

Canceled1
02-11-2010, 08:45 PM
Her dust bowl of a womb is legend :)

Speaking of dusty wombs, you see the republican who is running for governor in the state of Alaska? How much you wanna bet Frog is supporting him?

:cof1:

Canceled2
02-11-2010, 08:47 PM
Speaking of dusty wombs, you see the republican who is running for governor in the state of Alaska? How much you wanna bet Frog is supporting him?

:cof1:

Walker's push for the pipeline will keep her in ebay bucks...funny how supporting the pro oil guy is suddenly ok for the progessive idgit!

Canceled1
02-11-2010, 08:49 PM
Walker's push for the pipeline will keep her in ebay bucks...funny how supporting the pro oil guy is suddenly ok for the progessive idgit!

In the end, it's AWL about the "Buddy Bucks"!

:321:

Canceled2
02-11-2010, 08:51 PM
In the end, it's AWL about the "Buddy Bucks"!

:321:

He's...err it's so "repulsive" :cof1:

asaratis
02-12-2010, 11:44 AM
It the current rate, I'm guessing 8 to 10 days 'til the postometer turns to 600,000.

:clink:Looks like we're on schedule for the 14th.

USFREEDOM911
02-12-2010, 12:44 PM
928 to go.

cancel2 2022
02-12-2010, 02:01 PM
928 to go.

Perhaps Damo should put a counter on each post, it not fair using you. He is just a cheapskate.

USFREEDOM911
02-12-2010, 02:05 PM
Perhaps Damo should put a counter on each post, it not fair using you. He is just a cheapskate.

867 to go.

:cof1:

Damocles
02-12-2010, 02:18 PM
Perhaps Damo should put a counter on each post, it not fair using you. He is just a cheapskate.
People delete posts and mess stuff like that up...

Canceled1
02-12-2010, 02:22 PM
People delete posts and mess stuff like that up...


It's so hard to please all of them, isn't it Damo?

USFREEDOM911
02-12-2010, 02:24 PM
It's so hard to please all of them, isn't it Damo?

853 left. :good4u:

Canceled2
02-12-2010, 03:02 PM
It's so hard to please all of them, isn't it Damo?

That's the trouble with people pleasers.

USFREEDOM911
02-12-2010, 03:04 PM
Needing 825 more.

Minister of Truth
02-12-2010, 04:31 PM
That's the trouble with people pleasers.

I'm not a people pleaser, just a woman pleaser. :D


:1up:

cancel2 2022
02-12-2010, 04:50 PM
I'm not a people pleaser, just a woman pleaser. :D


:1up:


Wait until you get married, then you'll settle for being a woman appeaser!

USFREEDOM911
02-12-2010, 04:51 PM
748 left to go.

USFREEDOM911
02-12-2010, 07:01 PM
704 to go.

Minister of Truth
02-12-2010, 07:07 PM
Wait until you get married, then you'll settle for being a woman appeaser!

Older married men make me weep.


Then you wouldn't please USAFemdom or "her" avatar, Hermaphrodite.

Okay. I remember when the word "hermaphrodite," was popular, 11 years ago. In fact, I was ahead of the curb, because I started using it 13 years ago. Now its long since been replaced with much better words, like douchebaggery.

USFREEDOM911
02-12-2010, 07:11 PM
Need 692 more

Minister of Truth
02-12-2010, 07:22 PM
Need physical stimulation from hot ladies.

USFREEDOM911
02-12-2010, 07:30 PM
Need 671 more posts.

Minister of Truth
02-12-2010, 07:34 PM
Lady Gaga?

Fo sho.

USFREEDOM911
02-12-2010, 07:36 PM
662 more needed.

USFREEDOM911
02-13-2010, 12:51 AM
531 more till the goal is reached.

asaratis
02-14-2010, 08:58 AM
531 more till the goal is reached.

Less than 300 now. It should happen today.

USFREEDOM911
02-14-2010, 06:37 PM
17 to go

USFREEDOM911
02-14-2010, 06:38 PM
15 to go

USFREEDOM911
02-14-2010, 06:38 PM
14 to go

USFREEDOM911
02-14-2010, 06:39 PM
12 to go

USFREEDOM911
02-14-2010, 06:39 PM
11 to go

USFREEDOM911
02-14-2010, 06:40 PM
10 to go

USFREEDOM911
02-14-2010, 06:41 PM
9 left

Damocles
02-14-2010, 06:41 PM
Make it a real post... Not a silly countdown post man...

USFREEDOM911
02-14-2010, 06:41 PM
8 more

USFREEDOM911
02-14-2010, 06:41 PM
6 to go

USFREEDOM911
02-14-2010, 06:42 PM
5

USFREEDOM911
02-14-2010, 06:43 PM
4 to reach the goal

Damocles
02-14-2010, 06:43 PM
Quit it...

USFREEDOM911
02-14-2010, 06:43 PM
3 and we're there.

USFREEDOM911
02-14-2010, 06:44 PM
2 and almost

USFREEDOM911
02-14-2010, 06:44 PM
Is this the one??

Damocles
02-14-2010, 06:44 PM
Is this the one??
This is the one.

USFREEDOM911
02-14-2010, 06:45 PM
This is the one.

I don't want the prize.
Take it and donate it to your favorite charity.
That is, besides yourself. LOL

Damocles
02-14-2010, 06:47 PM
I don't want the prize.
Take it and donate it to your favorite charity.
That is, besides yourself. LOL
My favorite charity is Canine Companions for Independence...

USFREEDOM911
02-14-2010, 06:48 PM
My favorite charity is Canine Companions for Independence...

Sounds good to me. :good4u:
I hope they enjoy it. :clink:

Thorn
02-14-2010, 07:37 PM
Congrats, USFree! :)

USFREEDOM911
02-14-2010, 10:28 PM
Congrats, USFree! :)

Thank you

asaratis
02-20-2010, 06:18 PM
I don't want the prize.
Take it and donate it to your favorite charity.
That is, besides yourself. LOL:good4u:

I wouldn't take it either...especially if I had stuffed the ballot box like that!:cof1:

USFREEDOM911
02-20-2010, 07:47 PM
:good4u:

I wouldn't take it either...especially if I had stuffed the ballot box like that!:cof1:

"....stuffed the ballot box......"!!

It wasn't a VOTE, you idgit

Next time; get off of your ass and be proactive, instead of inactive.

Minister of Truth
02-20-2010, 09:26 PM
"....stuffed the ballot box......"!!

It wasn't a VOTE, you idgit

Next time; get off of your ass and be proactive, instead of inactive.

Post.

USFREEDOM911
02-20-2010, 09:28 PM
Post.

????

Minister of Truth
02-20-2010, 09:38 PM
????

Just trying to edge ever closer to that 700k mark.

Another post.

USFREEDOM911
02-20-2010, 09:43 PM
Just trying to edge ever closer to that 700k mark.

Another post.

LOL

asaratis
02-21-2010, 07:06 PM
"....stuffed the ballot box......"!!

It wasn't a VOTE, you idgit

Next time; get off of your ass and be proactive, instead of inactive.Horse hockey puck! You were votin' for yourself to win! Don't get your panties in a wad over such silly shit, bro! You cool! :clink:

Kudos for 'charitizing' the prize! :hand:

USFREEDOM911
02-21-2010, 07:11 PM
Horse hockey puck! You were votin' for yourself to win! Don't get your panties in a wad over such silly shit, bro! You cool! :clink:

Kudos for 'charitizing' the prize! :hand:

I wasn't "voting", I was doing a count down and anyone else could have jumped in at any time.
I did the same thing, for the last milestone, and someone else was the prize poster.

Try being proactive.

asaratis
02-21-2010, 07:33 PM
I wasn't "voting", I was doing a count down and anyone else could have jumped in at any time.
I did the same thing, for the last milestone, and someone else was the prize poster.

Try being proactive.
Well, I'll be damned! He's still got his panties in a wad! I haven't reviewed the thread completely, but I recall getting the impression that you won and donated the prize to Damocles' favorite charity. My apologies for that part. I wasn't on-line at the time and did not get on-line until several hundred more posts were made. I do not spend 24/7 here.

Kudos to whoever donated the prize! :clink:

USFREEDOM911
02-21-2010, 07:36 PM
Well, I'll be damned! He's still got his panties in a wad! I haven't reviewed the thread completely, but I recall getting the impression that you won and donated the prize to Damocles' favorite charity. My apologies for that part. I wasn't on-line at the time and did not get on-line until several hundred more posts were made. I do not spend 24/7 here.

Kudos to whoever donated the prize! :clink:

So you just logged in, to bitch and moan.
Congratulations, you have succeeded. :good4u:

asaratis
02-21-2010, 07:54 PM
So you just logged in, to bitch and moan.
Congratulations, you have succeeded. :good4u:Your judgmental nature is surfacing. :lolup:

USFREEDOM911
02-21-2010, 07:56 PM
Your judgmental nature is surfacing. :lolup:

And pointing you out. :cof1:

Minister of Truth
02-21-2010, 08:00 PM
Horse hockey puck! You were votin' for yourself to win! Don't get your panties in a wad over such silly shit, bro! You cool! :clink:

Kudos for 'charitizing' the prize! :hand:

Its actually been done by most of the previous winners as well.

Damocles
02-21-2010, 09:34 PM
LOL. Nobody needs to get upset. It's just a game man. Sure there was real cheese in play, but nothing too onerous...

asaratis
02-22-2010, 12:18 PM
And pointing you out. :cof1:

...erroneously.:cof1:

ZappasGuitar
02-22-2010, 04:13 PM
Well, I'll be damned! He's still got his panties in a wad! I haven't reviewed the thread completely, but I recall getting the impression that you won and donated the prize to Damocles' favorite charity. My apologies for that part. I wasn't on-line at the time and did not get on-line until several hundred more posts were made. I do not spend 24/7 here.

Kudos to whoever donated the prize! :clink:

I got news for ya...I've read this guy's posts on different boards for quite a while now and can say with a fair amount of certainty that he's ALWAYS had his panties wadded up and jammed tight.

It would take a jackhammer, a couple crowbars and a crew of 6 to get his undies unjammed.:cof1:

Canceled2
02-22-2010, 04:21 PM
I got news for ya...I've read this guy's posts on different boards for quite a while now and can say with a fair amount of certainty that he's ALWAYS had his panties wadded up and jammed tight.

It would take a jackhammer, a couple crowbars and a crew of 6 to get his undies unjammed.:cof1:

Spewing ad-hom's you big fat "fucking" hippo-crite:cof1:

Canceled1
02-22-2010, 04:31 PM
I got news for ya...I've read this guy's posts on different boards for quite a while now and can say with a fair amount of certainty that he's ALWAYS had his panties wadded up and jammed tight.

It would take a jackhammer, a couple crowbars and a crew of 6 to get his undies unjammed.:cof1:


Whereas getting your undies unjammed from your cheeks would take a backhoe and the Jaws of Life.

ZappasGuitar
02-22-2010, 04:38 PM
Spewing ad-hom's you big fat "fucking" hippo-crite:cof1:

That's a keeper...

Canceled2
02-22-2010, 04:43 PM
That's a keeper...

No one gives a flying fuck what you keep fatso. Your self appointed board monitoring of right and propper is not just stupid, it's pathetic because of your oh-so-obvious selective hypocrisy.

Canceled2
02-22-2010, 04:44 PM
Whereas getting your undies unjammed from your cheeks would take a backhoe and the Jaws of Life.

And the s t e n c h the stench :eek:

ZappasGuitar
02-22-2010, 04:45 PM
No one gives a flying fuck what you keep fatso. Your self appointed board monitoring of right and propper is not just stupid, it's pathetic because of your oh-so-obvious selective hypocrisy.

Whatever...

I can discuss issues without resorting to the f-bombs...YOU can't.

That alone makes me better than you.

Canceled1
02-22-2010, 04:49 PM
Whatever...

I can discuss issues without resorting to the f-bombs...YOU can't.

That alone makes me better than you.

Yes, yes, dearie. You are a legend....




in your own mind.

Canceled2
02-22-2010, 04:50 PM
Whatever...

I can discuss issues without resorting to the f-bombs...YOU can't.

That alone makes me better than you.

LOL...you are such a lame assed piece of shit zap...truly. 90% of the posters over here throw f "fucking" bombs... Your prancing around with your wadded up panties pretending to be superior is just plain ol' dumb and proves only one thing; you are a pathetic hypocrite of the rankest order.

Canceled1
02-22-2010, 04:54 PM
Whatever...

I can discuss issues without resorting to the f-bombs...YOU can't.

That alone makes me better than you.

Pssssssssssssssst!!!

The reason(s) you need to keep editing your posts is your mad-on is taking over your brain and you can't seem to articulate your thoughts first time out of the gate.

The sure 100% GENUINE proof that you, Baby Huey, are R-A-T-T-L-E-D!!!!



http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/cry-baby-girl-face.jpg

You keep renaming it though. It's A HOOT!!!!!!

USFREEDOM911
02-22-2010, 07:56 PM
I got news for ya...I've read this guy's posts on different boards for quite a while now and can say with a fair amount of certainty that he's ALWAYS had his panties wadded up and jammed tight.

It would take a jackhammer, a couple crowbars and a crew of 6 to get his undies unjammed.:cof1:

Aww zippy!!

Have I been avoiding you and now you feel neglected??

Everyone knows you can't wear underwear; because with those cheeks of yours, you'ld never be able to pry them from your crack. :cof1:

USFREEDOM911
02-22-2010, 08:10 PM
Whatever...

I can discuss issues without resorting to the f-bombs...YOU can't.

That alone makes me better than you.

I've got a bomb for you.

Fuck you. (Keep that asshole)

The only thing you're better at, then anyone else; is stuffing enogh food in your pie hole, that a normal person would choke to death.

Now, go reward yourself with a fucking twinky; but avoid the middle man and just shove it up your ass. (you can keep this one too) :good4u:

Canceled2
02-22-2010, 10:37 PM
I've got a bomb for you.

Fuck you. (Keep that asshole)

The only thing you're better at, then anyone else; is stuffing enogh food in your pie hole, that a normal person would choke to death.

Now, go reward yourself with a fucking twinky; but avoid the middle man and just shove it up your ass. (you can keep this one too) :good4u:

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