New here...old elsewhere.

[asaratis]

This is the newest place I've been in a long time. I look forward to engaging discussions a cut above the norm. Please don't let me down. I haven't read a single thread here yet, so I have no conception of the general tone. I will endeavor to operate within the bounds of my gentleman's training. If it doesn't suffice, I will not blame my trainers.

[Damocles]

You'll do fine, so long as you have a thick skin... See you on the boards. :D

[Minister of Truth]

This place has recently been infested with a plague of retarded trolls, but other than that, I'm sure you'll enjoy the place.

I recommend you reading through the Werewolf game thread, as it has been hilarious!!

Welcome aboard. :clink:

[evince]

Welcome dude

[PostmodernProphet]

This is the newest place I've been in a long time. I look forward to engaging discussions a cut above the norm. Please don't let me down. I haven't read a single thread here yet, so I have no conception of the general tone. I will endeavor to operate within the bounds of my gentleman's training. If it doesn't suffice, I will not blame my trainers.

this will be a refreshing change....lately we've had an influx of people who, while they were "new" here, were still old here.....inbreeding is to be avoided, new blood welcome.....

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

This is the newest place I've been in a long time. I look forward to engaging discussions a cut above the norm. Please don't let me down. I haven't read a single thread here yet, so I have no conception of the general tone. I will endeavor to operate within the bounds of my gentleman's training. If it doesn't suffice, I will not blame my trainers.

Do you believe a one world government would create peace and harmony because there would no longer be countries to fight each other anymore?

Who would think a reorg could create such a fundamental change in human nature?

[asaratis]

Do you believe a one world government would create peace and harmony because there would no longer be countries to fight each other anymore?No.


Who would think a reorg could create such a fundamental change in human nature?BO.

[zappasguitar]

Do you believe a one world government would create peace and harmony because there would no longer be countries to fight each other anymore?

Who would think a reorg could create such a fundamental change in human nature?


Who you ask?

Possibly the same people who think reading certain stories out of their magic book to unbelievers will instantly allow people to forget 2,000+ years of cultural and religious differences?

[asaratis]

Can't edit your posts here, huh?...bummer!

[Damocles]

Can't edit your posts here, huh?...bummer!
You can, once you pass a certain number of posts. I put certain restrictions on that avoid most of the ad spammers.

[Canceled2]

This is the newest place I've been in a long time. I look forward to engaging discussions a cut above the norm. Please don't let me down. I haven't read a single thread here yet, so I have no conception of the general tone. I will endeavor to operate within the bounds of my gentleman's training. If it doesn't suffice, I will not blame my trainers.

Welcome~~~

[asaratis]

You can, once you pass a certain number of posts. I put certain restrictions on that avoid most of the ad spammers.Ad spammers tend not to look back. What makes you think they would want to edit? I can see holding off on posting links, but needing to fix a stupid mistake?


You'll do fine, so long as you have a thick skin... See you on the boards. :DI have many skins. I molt seasonally.


This place has recently been infested with a plague of retarded trolls, but other than that, I'm sure you'll enjoy the place.Trolls can be fun...and tasty!



I recommend you reading through the Werewolf game thread, as it has been hilarious!!I am not a gamer...nor do I take hints from trolls.



Welcome aboard. :clink:Thank you. What is your drink of choice?




Welcome dudeThank you. I am not a dude. I am a dog. I am a son-of-a-bitch. I am an ugly son-of-a-bitch. I am that ugliest son-of-a-bitch that ever lived....in....! And don't you fucgit it! I speak the truth...as I see it! How 'bout chew?


this will be a refreshing change....lately we've had an influx of people who, while they were "new" here, were still old here.....inbreeding is to be avoided, new blood welcome.....Thank you.


Do you believe a one world government would create peace and harmony because there would no longer be countries to fight each other anymore?No.



Who would think a reorg could create such a fundamental change in human nature?Barack Obama.


No.



Who would think a reorg could create such a fundamental change in human nature?BO.Never mind, I fixed it myself.


Who you ask?

Possibly the same people who think reading certain stories out of their magic book to unbelievers will instantly allow people to forget 2,000+ years of cultural and religious differences?Problem is there's too many magic books. Maybe we should burn all but one.


Can't edit your posts here, huh?...bummer!Not a problem, dude.


Welcome~~~Thank you. Shall we dance?

[Minister of Truth]

Trolls can be fun...and tasty!

I am not a gamer...nor do I take hints from trolls.

Thank you. What is your drink of choice?


1) I have a long history of loving the trolls and their hilarity, including having created the FP Troll Hall of Fame, but over the past few years, trolls have become less and less creative, and the truly creative minds have gone silent. The latest batch to have cropped up are an embarrassment to the trade.

2) I'm not a gamer, either. Its the closest we ever get around here, and its been as much goofing off as it has been gaming.

3) Alaskan Amber is my beer of choice. I do try to mix it up a little, so right now the beer in my fridge is Killians.

[asaratis]

1) I have a long history of loving the trolls and their hilarity, including having created the FP Troll Hall of Fame, but over the past few years, trolls have become less and less creative, and the truly creative minds have gone silent. The latest batch to have cropped up are an embarrassment to the trade....a natural progression, I suppose.




2) I'm not a gamer, either. Its the closest we ever get around here, and its been as much goofing off as it has been gaming.Is that a sign of boredom? (...not that boredom is all that bad. Were it not for boredom, sometimes we would have absolutely nothing to occupy our time.)




3) Alaskan Amber is my beer of choice. I do try to mix it up a little, so right now the beer in my fridge is Killians.Have you experienced a really good single malt scotch?

[Cancel 2018. 3]

if i did not say welcome, welcome :clink:

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

Welcome to the board new person!

[/MSG/]

Single malts are overrated. You can get better flavors and notes from a proper blend.

[Damocles]

Adspammers sometimes try to edit in the links they couldn't add. This stops that. It only takes 15 posts to be upgraded, by that time I know who the spammers are and they've been banned. Of course I could upgrade you to "verified" now, and if you want to post in the APP area you need to ask to be allowed access.

[Damocles]

There, you should be able to edit now. As well as add sigs and other things you couldn't before...

[Minister of Truth]

Single malts are overrated. You can get better flavors and notes from a proper blend.

I don't have much experience with them. Basically, I love my ambers and reds, and I also appreciate white ales. Not a big fan of stouts or anything hoppy (I like the Sam Adams Winter Lager, but not the standard Boston Lager for this reason). I absolutely loathe IPAs, and generally hate piss-water beers such as Pabst and BL.

[BRUTALITOPS]

person isn't new

[asaratis]

if i did not say welcome, welcome :clink:Thank you. I'll drink to that.


Welcome to the board new person!Thank you. I am an old person...new to this board. I'll try to keep up.

Are your from Dixie? ...named Dixie? ...aware that Dixie is God's country? I went to high school with a nifty Dixie.


Single malts are overrated. You can get better flavors and notes from a proper blend.There are some good blends. Single malts are better (to me). Tastes differ...thankfully. Among the single malt drinkers, there are those that actually like Lagavulin. I do not. That's why we have chocolate and vanilla.


There, you should be able to edit now. As well as add sigs and other things you couldn't before...Thank you. I could have waited for the 15th post. I am a patient man. I simply would have been more careful in placing the fingers and proofreading before clicking the Submit Replay button.

[asaratis]

There, you should be able to edit now. As well as add sigs and other things you couldn't before...Thanks for the minute of your time. :)


person isn't newThank you for being astute. I was a student once and learned to be astute...as you appear to be. Are you really astute? Can you parse letters? Do you communicate with emoticons often?:cof1:

[Ashes of a Global Pariah]

Your arrival is an... unfortunate coincidence.

[asaratis]

Your arrival is an... unfortunate coincidence.
For whom? Me or you?

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

Thank you. I am an old person...new to this board. I'll try to keep up.

Are your from Dixie? ...named Dixie? ...aware that Dixie is God's country? I went to high school with a nifty Dixie.

You'll do just fine, don't let the pinheads bother you, they don't know how to act because their parents never disciplined.

I am from Dixie, and I am aware it's God's Country! My name is not Dixie, I am a male and most people named Dixie are female, although the University of Alabama had a famous running back in the early 1900s named "Dixie Howell." I am a huge Crimson Tide fan, and I once owned a web domain for Alabama Football, called "Dixie's Football Pride" This is where I began using the moniker Dixie... later, I discovered that the name seems to bring out the hidden prejudice and bigotry in some, who have an ignorant understanding of what the Civil War was about. I had two relatives who fought and died under the Confederate flag, and I fly it in my avatar in their honor. To me and my family, that flag has never represented anything other than our homeland and what our forefathers gave their lives for.... and that WASN'T slavery.

[Minister of Truth]

The South sucks, Dixie.

[asaratis]

You'll do just fine, don't let the pinheads bother you, they don't know how to act because their parents never disciplined.

I am from Dixie, and I am aware it's God's Country! My name is not Dixie, I am a male and most people named Dixie are female, although the University of Alabama had a famous running back in the early 1900s named "Dixie Howell." I am a huge Crimson Tide fan, and I once owned a web domain for Alabama Football, called "Dixie's Football Pride" This is where I began using the moniker Dixie... later, I discovered that the name seems to bring out the hidden prejudice and bigotry in some, who have an ignorant understanding of what the Civil War was about. I had two relatives who fought and died under the Confederate flag, and I fly it in my avatar in their honor. To me and my family, that flag has never represented anything other than our homeland and what our forefathers gave their lives for.... and that WASN'T slavery.

You ain't jes' whistlin' Dixie there, bro.

The Confederate Battle Flag was tarnished by the KKK, leaving a stain on the South that has generated untold misunderstanding about the real people of the South. We have the best people, the best food, the best women, the most sincerity in our hospitality, the best weather, the best hunting and the best football teams in the country. I would not seriously think of living anywhere else but in D I X I E ! ! !

Do you remember when Georgia Tech beat Alabubba 7 to 6 on national TV after Alabubba had won 19 games in a row?...Grant Field...Atlanta, Georgia...early '60s?

I was there. It was great!

[cancel2 2022]

You ain't jes' whistlin' Dixie there, bro.

The Confederate Battle Flag was tarnished by the KKK, leaving a stain on the South that has generated untold misunderstanding about the real people of the South. We have the best people, the best food, the best women, the most sincerity in our hospitality, the best weather, the best hunting and the best football teams in the country. I would not seriously think of living anywhere else but in D I X I E ! ! !

Do you remember when Georgia Tech beat Alabubba 7 to 6 on national TV after Alabubba had won 19 games in a row?...Grant Field...Atlanta, Georgia...early '60s?

I was there. It was great!

Grits, possum, roadkill and poke salad, a sumptous feast indeed.

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

You ain't jes' whistlin' Dixie there, bro.

The Confederate Battle Flag was tarnished by the KKK, leaving a stain on the South that has generated untold misunderstanding about the real people of the South. We have the best people, the best food, the best women, the most sincerity in our hospitality, the best weather, the best hunting and the best football teams in the country. I would not seriously think of living anywhere else but in D I X I E ! ! !

Do you remember when Georgia Tech beat Alabubba 7 to 6 on national TV after Alabubba had won 19 games in a row?...Grant Field...Atlanta, Georgia...early '60s?

I was there. It was great!

Yes, I do remember that... I was visiting my cousins in Macon at the time, we watched it on TV... My cousins were big Georgia fans and hated Ga. Tech, so they were rooting for Bama that day, I thought that was cool because we were usually at odds.

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

Grits, possum, roadkill and poke salad, a sumptous feast indeed.

Grits? I have them about once a week.
Possum? Never ate a possum... closest I came was Squirrel.
Roadkill? Does it count if you hit a deer and put it in the freezer?
Poke Salad? Haven't had it in a while, pretty good with some eggs, but I can live without it.

[Canceled2]

Grits? I have them about once a week.
Possum? Never ate a possum... closest I came was Squirrel.
Roadkill? Does it count if you hit a deer and put it in the freezer?
Poke Salad? Haven't had it in a while, pretty good with some eggs, but I can live without it.

Grits with a little butter and 2 slices of garden fresh tomato salt and pepper...yummmmmmmmmmm!

[TuTu Monroe]

Grits with a little butter and 2 slices of garden fresh tomato salt and pepper...yummmmmmmmmmm!

Grits? YUCK~~~~

[cancel2 2022]

Grits? I have them about once a week.
Possum? Never ate a possum... closest I came was Squirrel.
Roadkill? Does it count if you hit a deer and put it in the freezer?
Poke Salad? Haven't had it in a while, pretty good with some eggs, but I can live without it.

If you are extolling the virtues of Southern cuisine, it would help if you gave a few examples of your own. Nothing wrong with venison though, assuming that it is from a young deer.

[cancel2 2022]

Grits? YUCK~~~~

We don't agree very often but I tried them once and it looked like wallpaper paste without the bits.

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

If you are extolling the virtues of Southern cuisine, it would help if you gave a few examples of your own.

Very well...

Turnip greens, fried okra, black-eyed peas, cornbread, fired green tomatoes, sawmill gravy and biscuits, red-eye gravy and biscuits, just plain biscuits...

Southern Food is aka: Soul Food!

[Canceled2]

Grits? YUCK~~~~

You just haven't had 'em made and served right my friend...

[cancel2 2022]

Very well...

Turnip greens, fried okra, black-eyed peas, cornbread, fired green tomatoes, sawmill gravy and biscuits, red-eye gravy and biscuits, just plain biscuits...

Southern Food is aka: Soul Food!

Biscuits mean something different in the UK, it comes from the French and means twice cooked, what you call a biscuit is called a scone over here. Okra is a staple of Indian cuisine typically in the form of Bhindi Baaji, which is usually a starter in Indian restaurants.

[/MSG/]

You ain't jes' whistlin' Dixie there, bro.

The Confederate Battle Flag was tarnished by the KKK, leaving a stain on the South that has generated untold misunderstanding about the real people of the South. We have the best people, the best food, the best women, the most sincerity in our hospitality, the best weather, the best hunting and the best football teams in the country. I would not seriously think of living anywhere else but in D I X I E ! ! !

Do you remember when Georgia Tech beat Alabubba 7 to 6 on national TV after Alabubba had won 19 games in a row?...Grant Field...Atlanta, Georgia...early '60s?

I was there. It was great!

Just for fun, ask Dixie to explain 1/3.

[/MSG/]

If you are extolling the virtues of Southern cuisine, it would help if you gave a few examples of your own. Nothing wrong with venison though, assuming that it is from a young deer.

Venison is more a northern cuisine than a southern one Tom.

[asaratis]

Grits, possum, roadkill and poke salad, a sumptous feast indeed.Turkey fries, mountain oysters, raccoon and rice, cornbread muffins, pepperjelly, mint julips, watermelon, greasy fried chicken, a good old fashioned pig-pullin', beef tongue, chicken livers, catfish, craw-dads, goat's milk, pig's feet, shrimp, rabbit, turtle, guinea eggs, dove, duck, beef tenderloin, rattlesnake, alligator and gar.

I'd had that and more.

We also like baby lamb and French wine. Carnivores rule!!


Grits with a little butter and 2 slices of garden fresh tomato salt and pepper...yummmmmmmmmmm!Grits and Shrimp...


If you are extolling the virtues of Southern cuisine, it would help if you gave a few examples of your own. Nothing wrong with venison though, assuming that it is from a young deer.Deer sausage! Hard to beat. Had a friend that would bring some to work annually, shortly after the killing season. That, a biscuit and some jelly would be to die for.

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

Biscuits mean something different in the UK, it comes from the French and means twice cooked, what you call a biscuit is called a scone over here. Okra is a staple of Indian cuisine typically in the form of Bhindi Baaji, which is usually a starter in Indian restaurants.

Well, down here we call them "catheads" for some reason. I think it comes from the size... they are as big as a cat's head. I've had UK biscuits... made by Cadbury... (the people who make the chocolate Easter eggs with gooey filling here) They were good, but I would classify them as "cookies" instead of biscuits. I've not had your "scones" but I already know they aren't as good as my mom's catheads! Nothing on the planet comes close!

Okra is a little funky... I don't like boiled okra, it's one of the slimiest most disgusting green things you could ever put in your mouth. I enjoy a good pickled okra, if you ever have the chance to try it... but by all means, my favorite is southern homemade fried okra. Growing/picking okra is not much fun, it is very... itchy... reminds you of handling fiberglass or something...

[asaratis]

Well, down here we call them "catheads" for some reason. I think it comes from the size... they are as big as a cat's head. I've had UK biscuits... made by Cadbury... (the people who make the chocolate Easter eggs with gooey filling here) They were good, but I would classify them as "cookies" instead of biscuits. I've not had your "scones" but I already know they aren't as good as my mom's catheads! Nothing on the planet comes close!

Okra is a little funky... I don't like boiled okra, it's one of the slimiest most disgusting green things you could ever put in your mouth. I enjoy a good pickled okra, if you ever have the chance to try it... but by all means, my favorite is southern homemade fried okra. Growing/picking okra is not much fun, it is very... itchy... reminds you of handling fiberglass or something...Oh, bull! Boiled okra is good. It just looks like it'S NOT!

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

Oh, bull! Boiled okra is good. It just looks like it'S NOT!

LOL... Exactly!! :good4u:

[BRUTALITOPS]

southerners disgust me I wish we could chainsaw through america and let you float off into the sea. Not only low class, but proudly low class. The worst combination. Proudly stupid, ignorant, proudly religious and illiterate, they love racism, guns, and fucking sisters. They have such empty heads they can watch nascar and thoroughly enjoy it. Fat beer belly's, they wear overalls and are moronicly nationalistic to the point of tatooing the flag on their face while at the same time hating the very government they worship and being paranoid about it to the point that they need to sleep with a gun under their pillow in case obama or al qaeda comes to their house to take their freedoms. catapult a pumpkin 300 feet while playing the banjo and then set off an m80 and you'll make them reach orgasm on the spot.

[asaratis]

southerners disgust meSome disgust me too.
I wish we could chainsaw through america and let you float off into the sea.What a childish thought.
Not only low class, but proudly low class. The "class" system is an imagined thing. You are as low class as anyone else.
The worst combination. Proudly stupid, ignorant, proudly religious and illiterate, they love racism, guns, and fucking sisters. They have such empty heads they can watch nascar and thoroughly enjoy it. Fat beer belly's, they wear overalls and are moronicly nationalistic to the point of tatooing the flag on their face while at the same time hating the very government they worship and being paranoid about it to the point that they need to sleep with a gun under their pillow in case obama or al qaeda comes to their house to take their freedoms. catapult a pumpkin 300 feet while playing the banjo and then set off an m80 and you'll make them reach orgasm on the spot.You generalize so well. I think you've watched too much TV. Apparently, you are ignorant of the south...and proud of it.

[/MSG/]

What wrong with a love of guns Grind? Better than your hopeless Apple obsession.

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

southerners disgust me I wish we could chainsaw through america and let you float off into the sea. Not only low class, but proudly low class. The worst combination. Proudly stupid, ignorant, proudly religious and illiterate, they love racism, guns, and fucking sisters. They have such empty heads they can watch nascar and thoroughly enjoy it. Fat beer belly's, they wear overalls and are moronicly nationalistic to the point of tatooing the flag on their face while at the same time hating the very government they worship and being paranoid about it to the point that they need to sleep with a gun under their pillow in case obama or al qaeda comes to their house to take their freedoms. catapult a pumpkin 300 feet while playing the banjo and then set off an m80 and you'll make them reach orgasm on the spot.

What a great example of your overall views on stereotyping, prejudice, and bigoted thinking! I think our newest member can get a feel for just what sort of person you really are and what kind of character you possess, just by that one example! Well done, Grind!

[BRUTALITOPS]

and well done to you for being able to type out a couple of sentences! your mother would be very proud. I think you even got some 3 syllable + words in there.

[Ashes of a Global Pariah]

southerners disgust me I wish we could chainsaw through america and let you float off into the sea. Not only low class, but proudly low class. The worst combination. Proudly stupid, ignorant, proudly religious and illiterate, they love racism, guns, and fucking sisters. They have such empty heads they can watch nascar and thoroughly enjoy it. Fat beer belly's, they wear overalls and are moronicly nationalistic to the point of tatooing the flag on their face while at the same time hating the very government they worship and being paranoid about it to the point that they need to sleep with a gun under their pillow in case obama or al qaeda comes to their house to take their freedoms. catapult a pumpkin 300 feet while playing the banjo and then set off an m80 and you'll make them reach orgasm on the spot.

You play the class warfare card so well. You're more like what you describe. You should just chainsaw yourself and let your torso float in a lake while the maggots skullfuck you.

[Ashes of a Global Pariah]

Well this board's too slow for me so let me get this over with and brush aside my congenialities... Asa, why are you such a cunt?

[asaratis]

Well this board's too slow for me so let me get this over with and brush aside my congenialities... Asa, why are you such a cunt?Because you think me so?

[Ashes of a Global Pariah]

Because you think me so?

... nevermind you're too boring to waste time on.

My time at JPP is over.

[PostmodernProphet]

We don't agree very often but I tried them once and it looked like wallpaper paste without the bits.

then they weren't made right.....good grits taste like wallpaper paste WITH bits....

[Damocles]

... nevermind you're too boring to waste time on.

My time at JPP is over.
Already? Weak.

[USFREEDOM911]

Already? Weak.

We can't miss the fucker, if the asswipe won't leave. :good4u:

[asaratis]

... nevermind you're too boring to waste time on.

My time at JPP is over.AMF!

:gives::321::blowup:

:thisisgettinggood:

[Norman Paperman]

This is the newest place I've been in a long time. I look forward to engaging discussions a cut above the norm. Please don't let me down. I haven't read a single thread here yet, so I have no conception of the general tone. I will endeavor to operate within the bounds of my gentleman's training. If it doesn't suffice, I will not blame my trainers.

Well, there goes the neigborhood...