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sharinpalin
11-07-2009, 11:48 AM
Well Howdy you all! that is how they talk down here in Texas.

I am about to pull out a can of whoop ass and get busy promoting my book down here!

It is a long way from Alaska and I can't see Russia, but I got a good glimpse of Mexico and damn, it is full of Mexicans! Can you imagine!

Todd, the hunky first dude just wants to get back to riding snow machines, but I told him that down here it is steers and queers we ride!

It was not my time, it was not my moment, but Jesus tells me it is coming soon!
2012, Sarah Palin for President! Hey, that is the same year as the Myan calendar ends, do you think the two have anything in common?

My book promotion is fun! Todd has to do all the yucky stuff like take care of the kids, but he likes the money so he doesn't complain much and when he does, I just get out the red lips stick and bite him on the ass like a pit bull.

I am in Plano and yet, I have not gotten an invitation from my good buddy George to come over and visit Laura and him. It just breaks this little Wasilly heart to think that we just can't be friends. I am trying to forget those hurtful things he has said about me.

Well, time to go to the mall and find some new dudes and hairspray! I have to wear my hair BIG here to attract the BIG money. Big hair and shorts skirts, those Texans know how to treat a woman! Now if I can just get them steered, that 's a joke son, in my direction!

meme
11-07-2009, 11:57 AM
Don't give up your day job..

as a impersonator or comedian you just might starve..:pke:

sharinpalin
11-07-2009, 12:27 PM
Another fan, I tell ya, I just can't keep 'em away, it is like flies to manure, that is also Texas talk, in Alaska we just call it shit.

meme
11-07-2009, 12:32 PM
Humm, any guesses on who this is from the board??:cof1:

sharinpalin
11-07-2009, 12:36 PM
Well, you can have as many guesses as you wish, they are free and if you guess right, well, there might be a copy of my book for you!

Thorn
11-07-2009, 12:44 PM
Another fan, I tell ya, I just can't keep 'em away, it is like flies to manure, that is also Texas talk, in Alaska we just call it shit.

That's okay, we call it shit in Texas, too.

sharinpalin
11-07-2009, 12:57 PM
Well, gorsch, you learn something new everyday, will you be joining me for my book signing in Plano? I sure would love for you to come out and give me some money, I am in desperate need, all the clothed bills, the suits, and now that posing for naked magazine worhtless money grubbing lad that knocked up my daughter thinks he has a right to see the kids he fathered. I just can't let that happen.

Canceled2
11-07-2009, 01:44 PM
Don't give up your day job..

as a impersonator or comedian you just might starve..:pke:

It's toad breath~~~

I'm telling ya Mem's, frog can't even sneak up on stupid she's so dumb~~~I guess the beer got stale :(

(PM me ifin ya want details...)

Norman Paperman
11-07-2009, 02:05 PM
Go douche somewhere else.

sharinpalin
11-07-2009, 02:25 PM
Douche is that a French word for dude? I have been wandering around the country trying to learn the lingo, we talk a lot different up in Wasilly. It is easy to get confused. I sometimes feel like people are talkin a foreign language. They speak all fancy and me and the dude, we just like to talk regular and stuff.

Canceled2
11-07-2009, 02:36 PM
Douche is that a French word for dude? I have been wandering around the country trying to learn the lingo, we talk a lot different up in Wasilly. It is easy to get confused. I sometimes feel like people are talkin a foreign language. They speak all fancy and me and the dude, we just like to talk regular and stuff.


((((((((((REPULSES ME:cof1:))))))))))

sharinpalin
11-07-2009, 02:42 PM
See, it is like this, I just don't understand what this little lady is trying to say here, hugging herself and drinking coffee, it is right confusing. Things are a lot simpler where I come from in Alaska.

Cancel 2018. 3
11-07-2009, 03:27 PM
watermark?

Canceled2
11-07-2009, 03:30 PM
watermark?

froggie~~~WM's not this lame.

sharinpalin
11-07-2009, 03:39 PM
What a fish bowl I live in. The media watching my every move and as always, putting their negative spin on it. I'm amazed at my stamina. All women must remain strong to support their husbands and families, But I am the strongest woman I have ever known. " Keep the faith in our Lord and Savior and He will never fail you."

Cancel 2018. 3
11-07-2009, 03:41 PM
yeah....does seem like froggie

PostmodernProphet
11-07-2009, 03:56 PM
froggie~~~WM's not this lame.

Wm's not that creative.....he would have started mumbling after "my name is Palin".......

sharinpalin
11-07-2009, 03:58 PM
I love God and that is why they hate me. I am like Ronald Reagan, they hate me because I am beautiful and I talk all mixed up and things. I am grounded in the divine and he has a plan for me and Iraq. God gives us our rights, not Washington or any other place where governments reside. When God is on your side and he has a divine plan for you, it doesn't matter who people think you are, you are grounded in greatness and when you are shaped by something from beyond this world you are not being judgemu are being grounded in God.

I listened to my horoscope and found that Jupiter is coming in through my back door so I must wait and gather my strength for the monumental fight that I am about to embark upon and I swear by the God above that I will not let Nancy Pelosi put the elderly or the aborted out on ice flows, nor will I let government intervene in their health care or their Social Security or their Medicare.

I hear the clarion call of my base and me and the the ex-first dude are gathering our stamina for this fight for the rights of the states.

President Obama is immoral, he is part of the machine that is ready to take Washington down the road to Socialism and eventually Communism and then to Atheism and I am having a vicereal gut reaction to all of this creepy stuff that is going on and Todd and I know that we must hook this nation to the dog team of morality and pull Washington out of their elistist, I am a lawyer and what is your degree in slump they are sliding towards.
So, let's support the troops, keep them in Afghanistan and fighting those evil, creeps who threaten the very fiber of our existence on this six thousand year old Earth.

sharinpalin
11-07-2009, 04:06 PM
As a Christian, I do not fear death. I long for the eternal respite from the sheer evil and depraved insanity of this world. I hope for the end of this life as fervently as a soldier in combat longs for peace. That day when all hostilities cease, the struggle won, the victory realized.

The day is coming. We who have repented and made peace with the Creator will shed this mortal coil and be refreshed.

I am Sarah, hear me roar, with God on my side, who can be against me?

Cancel 2018. 3
11-07-2009, 04:10 PM
hi froggie :)

sharinpalin
11-07-2009, 04:11 PM
Imagine a city, if set on the North American continent, would have it's southwest corner resting in San Diego, it's northwest in Vancouver, it's northeast in Minneapolis, and it's southeast corner in Dallas.

Light, brilliant hues, mansions of indescribable beauty, crystal rivers, trees bearing a new crop of fruit each month for the healing of the body. Outside the city gates, a world of wondrous nature, flowers to make the soul weep. Picnics with loved ones long ago lost to injury, sickness, or old age. Traveling at the speed of thought, in a physical body that never tires or grows old or infirm. Run and do not stop, laugh with the children who mature into adults as millions of newly murdered children appear in the city each year.

Who will mother them? Perhaps those women who could not have their most fervent desires fulfilled on earth. someday, I, Sarah Palin will be there.

Imagine my mansion, It is SO me. Everything, down the most minute detail, prepared for me. God knows me more intimately than I know myself, sometimes I blush when I think of him looking at me.
I get to walk with Him, and to talk with Him, and hear Him say, you're His own. I'll ask hundreds of questions I've been dying to know the answers to. "Why, Lord, Why did You let me run as Vice President and not be elected?"

"I need to experience what life without Me was truly like. The pain, the heartache, the misery. But, I picked you up when the trial was over, and tended to your wounded knees and elbows. I dusted you off and sent you on your way. And because I allowed you to be afflicted, the next time I spoke, you heard my voice and heeded me." I carried you and at times you were really heavy"

Dance and twirl, quiver and swirl, for I hast entered the joy o' thy Lord. I am His chosen and he is mine. I wonder what Todd will do when I am in heaven with God?

/MSG/
11-07-2009, 04:53 PM
Hi Sharin, welcome to the board.

Annie
11-07-2009, 04:56 PM
I've never cared for Palin, this troll might make me change my mind.

Canceled1
11-07-2009, 05:15 PM
Wm's not that creative.....he would have started mumbling after "my name is Palin".......

Frog in a blender.

http://www.clipal.com/video/frog_in_blender

Canceled2
11-08-2009, 12:54 PM
Frog in a blender.

http://www.clipal.com/video/frog_in_blender


Hahahahaha! So froggie~~~

sharinpalin
11-08-2009, 01:09 PM
I got to thinking this morning after church services where I had my weekly conversation with Jesus and while Todd and I were gathering road kill for breakfast that Maybe Barrack Hussein Obama is a robot, a new Muslim technology? He sure doesn't seem to have any emotion for his troops or the people of the United States who are always footing the bills. Oh yeah, he has feelings for illegal alien voters, or the Acorn Mafia, but for those of us who have small businesses, ...or who are in the income bracket that will have to pay -no pity. We don't owe lazy ass citizens one red cent. We do need to be compassionate but not enablers. He wants to take our hard earned money and re-distribute it to the people who didn't prepare for their retirement like those Enron people or people who get diseases like cancer and such.

Minister of Truth
11-09-2009, 09:00 PM
Wow, this troll sucks. Trying too hard, perhaps???

Canceled1
11-10-2009, 03:47 PM
Wow, this troll sucks. Trying too hard, perhaps???

Yeah, she sucked at doing the Meme troll too.

cancel2 2022
11-10-2009, 04:15 PM
Frog in a blender.

http://www.clipal.com/video/frog_in_blender

My God, that only been around on t'internet for about 10 years, have you just received it as a viral?

Canceled1
11-10-2009, 07:15 PM
My God, that only been around on t'internet for about 10 years, have you just received it as a viral?

Next time I post something Thomasina, should I get the okay from you? Is there some sort of year limit on material you believe people should be able to post, you nosey, handwringing, cry baby lil gurl?

Are you up so late at night, every night, because your wife has long since figured out that the idea of intimacy is long gone like this frog in a blender deal?

Maybe you should spend a little more time taking care of your marriage and less time diddling yourself on the internet, eh?

Canceled2
11-10-2009, 07:19 PM
Next time I post something Thomasina, should I get the okay from you? Is there some sort of year limit on material you believe people should be able to post, you nosey, handwringing, cry baby lil gurl?

Are you up so late at night, every night, because your wife has long since figured out that the idea of intimacy is long gone like this frog in a blender deal?

Maybe you should spend a little more time taking care of your marriage and less time diddling yourself on the internet, eh?

What and give up his posting on sex tapes and pole dancing trannies? I think our Tom needs another trip to visit the sex huts of Thailand~~~

Canceled1
11-10-2009, 07:26 PM
What and give up his posting on sex tapes and pole dancing trannies?

That's what Tom considers foreplay.

Canceled2
11-10-2009, 07:46 PM
That's what Tom considers foreplay.

TMI TMI TMI :eek:

cancel2 2022
11-11-2009, 11:13 AM
What and give up his posting on sex tapes and pole dancing trannies? I think our Tom needs another trip to visit the sex huts of Thailand~~~

The sex huts of Thailand, that is just hilarious.

sharinpalin
11-11-2009, 09:06 PM
Actually, I just visit the various Sarah Palin fan sites and then change the wording up just a bit to fit what Todd and I believe and then post those thoughts here for you'al!

I am sorry that my fan base sucks!

Lowaicue
11-11-2009, 09:27 PM
The sex huts of Thailand, that is just hilarious.

Don't you know that as far as the average yank is concerned, all furriners live in huts.
Strange from a country whose inhabitants live in wooden sheds.

cancel2 2022
11-12-2009, 09:04 AM
Don't you know that as far as the average yank is concerned, all furriners live in huts.
Strange from a country whose inhabitants live in wooden sheds.

Their naivety is sort of compelling, it's like watching a film which is so bad it's good.

Damocles
11-12-2009, 09:16 AM
It's toad breath~~~

I'm telling ya Mem's, frog can't even sneak up on stupid she's so dumb~~~I guess the beer got stale :(

(PM me ifin ya want details...)
Just an FYI... As far as I can tell this is not Froggie. The IPs are not telling me that this new "troll" is Froggs...

:dunno:

Canceled2
11-12-2009, 09:19 AM
Just an FYI... As far as I can tell this is not Froggie. The IPs are not telling me that this new "troll" is Froggs...

:dunno:

hahahaha...otay damo :rolleyes:

christiefan915
11-12-2009, 10:17 AM
Just an FYI... As far as I can tell this is not Froggie. The IPs are not telling me that this new "troll" is Froggs...

:dunno:

Trying to convince them this isn't Froggie is like whistling Dixie into a hurricane.

Futile.

Canceled2
11-12-2009, 10:22 AM
Trying to convince them this isn't Froggie is like whistling Dixie into a hurricane.

Futile.

When you know things, you just know things. :cof1:

Thorn
11-12-2009, 12:06 PM
Just an FYI... As far as I can tell this is not Froggie. The IPs are not telling me that this new "troll" is Froggs...

:dunno:

I have a suspicion who it is, based on previous trolls by that person. :)

Mott the Hoople
11-13-2009, 03:19 PM
I have a suspicion who it is, based on previous trolls by that person. :)It's Watermark. Who else would have this lack of imagination?

cancel2 2022
11-13-2009, 04:06 PM
Trying to convince them this isn't Froggie is like whistling Dixie into a hurricane.

Futile.

Amen sister.