Douche Off

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Reminded me of some rivalries on this board!

I laughed till I almost cried!

YouTube - Bible In a Minute

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Reminded me of some rivalries on this board!

I laughed till I almost cried!

YouTube - Bible In a Minute (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar_k8JjVWQA&annotation_id=annotation_4677&feature=iv)
Ooops. that was funny, copied wrong address, talk about a douche! he haw!

Here is the one I found hilarious!YouTube - Jesus Pwned You Video

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YouTube - Pwn3d by Jesus 2

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One more time, I am having motor function difficulty today!

YouTube - Douche Off

[Minister of Truth]

Wow, FAIL x3!!!

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Wow, FAIL x3!!!

Ah come on, Douche off is hilarious and much like a debate between you and anyone!

[Damocles]

Ooops. that was funny, copied wrong address, talk about a douche! he haw!

Here is the one I found hilarious!YouTube - Jesus Pwned You Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOpFQYSUTT0&feature=related)
The best one was the last one... when he flops and gets the other dude a red card...

[ZappasGuitar]

Reminded me of some rivalries on this board!

I laughed till I almost cried!

YouTube - Bible In a Minute (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar_k8JjVWQA&annotation_id=annotation_4677&feature=iv)

Silly me.

I saw the thread title and just assumed meme and USF must be having some kind of argument.

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Silly me.

I saw the thread title and just assumed meme and USF must be having some kind of argument.
ZING!

[BRUTALITOPS]

HAHAH sunglasses to a casual poker game. Those of you that dont play have noooo idea.

Whenever I'm at a home game or playing low stakes poker in a casino, anyone wearing sunglasses I know they insta suck. Bonus points if they are wearing like a full tilt poker hat.

[Damocles]

HAHAH sunglasses to a casual poker game. Those of you that dont play have noooo idea.

Whenever I'm at a home game or playing low stakes poker in a casino, anyone wearing sunglasses I know they insta suck. Bonus points if they are wearing like a full tilt poker hat.
If I actually liked the game and learned to do it well, I'd dress like that all the time to sucka you, and those who think like you, in.

[Mott the Hoople]

Ah come on, Douche off is hilarious and much like a debate between you and anyone!
OH!!! OHHHHHHH!!! That gives me an awesome idea. Let's have a douche off between 3D and PiMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If I actually liked the game and learned to do it well, I'd dress like that all the time to sucka you, and those who think like you, in.

id catch on pretty quick O_O

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3d wins no question.

[PostmodernProphet]

OH!!! OHHHHHHH!!! That gives me an awesome idea. Let's have a douche off between 3D and PiMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how could we compete against you, Mottley...after all, you admitted you were "The Ringer" in a debate you wouldn't even engage in, not to mention having a user name with "THE" in it........now that has got to trump photoshopping abs on your own picture.......

[Mott the Hoople]

3d wins no question.
are you saying 3D is a bigger douche?

[Mott the Hoople]

how could we compete against you, Mottley...after all, you admitted you were "The Ringer" in a debate you wouldn't even engage in, not to mention having a user name with "THE" in it........now that has got to trump photoshopping abs on your own picture.......No..I'm not a douche. I may be a pseudo intellectual horses ass but I'm definately not a douche.

[PostmodernProphet]

looches like a douche....quaches like a douche....

[Minister of Truth]

are you saying 3D is a bigger douche?

I'm a pretty big douche. Now go make love to your hand.

[ZappasGuitar]

ZING!

BWAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The Widdle Baby USF neg repped me for my joke about the "douche off".

What a thin-skinned little...well...douche...USF must be.

[Mott the Hoople]

I'm a pretty big douche. Now go make love to your hand.I don't have to. I have a real woman. Not just pictures. :pke:

[Mott the Hoople]

id catch on pretty quick O_OI don't think either one of you could beat my wife at poker.

[USFREEDOM911]

BWAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The Widdle Baby USF neg repped me for my joke about the "douche off".

What a thin-skinned little...well...douche...USF must be.

Wrong.
It didn't have anything at all to do with your post on that thread.
It was just the first one I came across.

Now, please stop whining.
It's not seemly, for someone as "large" as you are.

[Minister of Truth]

I don't have to. I have a real woman. Not just pictures. :pke:

Believe it or not, these pictures are of actual, real women.

[Mott the Hoople]

Believe it or not, these pictures are of actual, real women.
Just please try and keep them G rated. I work around a bunch of easily offended ladies if you know what I mean?

[ZappasGuitar]

Wrong.
It didn't have anything at all to do with your post on that thread.
It was just the first one I came across.

Now, please stop whining.
It's not seemly, for someone as "large" as you are.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight !

Whatever you say.................douche.

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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight !

Whatever you say.................douche.

Palin's got class~~~ 08-26-2009 01:30 PM ZappasGuitar kiss kiss sweetiepie! You gonna "tell" on me again? Please say you are?

No Zappie. I don't "tell" on you. I've never reported you and you can check on that with my full permission.

I just put your childish neg rep comments up here so I can get the pleasure of demonstrating what a weak, whiney, simpering Fat Boy you are that can't duke it out, but rather wants go behind the barn to jack off to get his jollies.

It only underscores what a weakling you are.

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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight !

Whatever you say.................douche.

Are you just quivering as you write your reply to me Zappy? Do all your rolls roll in unison or do they kind of just jump helter-skelter and bop you in the chin or something?

Easy now! :cool:

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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight !

Whatever you say.................douche.

It's a little hard for you to be limber on your feet, isn't it BIG BOY?

[USFREEDOM911]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight !

Whatever you say.................douche.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, what's the matter zippy; not getting enough fiber in your "diet"??

There really is no reason for you to sign your posts; especially with your nickname of "douche". :cof1:

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, what's the matter zippy; not getting enough fiber in your "diet"??

There really is no reason for you to sign your posts; especially with your nickname of "douche". :cof1:

"Douche" is the first part of his nick. The second is "Bag".

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"Douche" is the first part of his nick. The second is "Bag".

Where is the fabled wit that your best mate Ice Prancer is always banging on about, is this it?

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Where is the fabled wit that your best mate Ice Prancer is always banging on about, is this it?


Tom, everything is hard for YOU to see!


http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Pictures/head_up_ass.jpg


Once you pull your head out of your own ass, you'll just shove it up someone else's....

How's that, Tom? Witty enough for you?


Now go back to "watching", k? *winkers*

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Tom, everything is hard for YOU to see!


http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Pictures/head_up_ass.jpg


Once you pull your head out of your own ass, you'll just shove it up someone else's....

How's that, Tom? Witty enough for you?


Now go back to "watching", k? *winkers*

Well as I said before, if wit was shit you'd be constipated.

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Well as I said before, if wit was shit you'd be constipated.

Well if smart were a fart, you'd still suck.

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Well as I said before, if wit was shit you'd be constipated.
She is a very good writer of drama and fiction!

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She is a very good writer of drama and fiction!

And they're still trying to find a venue that addresses adult onset of mental retardation for your work...err..offerings..err...pickings.


http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2326411/picking-nose-main_Full.jpg

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Well if smart were a fart, you'd still suck.

If you had said something like "if smart was a fart, you'd explode" then it might make some sense.

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If you had said something like "if smart was a fart, you'd explode" then it might make some sense.

She isn't as cleaver as thou art!

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She isn't as cleaver as thou art!

Speaking of cleavers, I suspect that she has an axe to grind.

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Speaking of cleavers, I suspect that she has an axe to grind.
Ahahaha! my bad spelling and you turned it into a punchline! You are clever!

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Ahahaha! my bad spelling and you turned it into a punchline! You are clever!


It's just a burden that I have to carry, it all adze up in the end.

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If you had said something like "if smart was a fart, you'd explode" then it might make some sense.

Yeah Tom, and if your lips weren't firmly stuck to either yours, my, Free's, Ice's, or Tutu's ass, you'd probably make more sense too. Never mind your breath would be more pleasant.


Put please do carry on! Seeing you twist is worth at least 5 minutes of chuckles!

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Ahahaha! my bad spelling and you turned it into a punchline! You are clever!

It's a full time job cleaning up after your stupid, but Tom knows he finally "looks good" next to you.

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Yeah Tom, and if your lips weren't firmly stuck to either yours, my, Free's, Ice's, or Tutu's ass, you'd probably make more sense too. Never mind your breath would be more pleasant.


Put please do carry on! Seeing you twist is worth at least 5 minutes of chuckles!

Just trying to help you in your comedic endeavours, I ought to charge for my advice.

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It's a full time job cleaning up after your stupid, but Tom knows he finally "looks good" next to you.
And anyone looks good next to you, including Tutu! I believe it is why you all hang together!

Come over and I will teach you to do a keg stand and hit the bong, it could do wonders for your personality! You might even have one by the time I an finished with ya!

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And anyone looks good next to you, including Tutu! I believe it is why you all hang together!

Come over and I will teach you to do a keg stand and hit the bong, it could do wonders for your personality! You might even have one by the time I an finished with ya!

Good luck with that, I suspect that would be a long project. By the way, what is a keg stand?

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Yeah Tom, and if your lips weren't firmly stuck to either yours, my, Free's, Ice's, or Tutu's ass, you'd probably make more sense too. Never mind your breath would be more pleasant.


Put please do carry on! Seeing you twist is worth at least 5 minutes of chuckles!

Emulating the comedic style of Dumbo, are you saying that your arse stinks?

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Good luck with that, I suspect that would be a long project. By the way, what is a keg stand?
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g49/JanieUignorantSlut/girl-keg-stand.jpg

[Minister of Truth]

Ah, Froggie, educating the English chaps...