If you had to live in either North Korea or Somalia, where would you live?

[FUCK THE POLICE]

OK, you can leave Somalia, and you can't leave NK, but let's just assume you can't leave either to even the playing field.

[Epicurus]

Is this a joke? I'd rather live in Somalia than the US.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

The two worst countries on the planet.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Is this a joke? I'd rather live in Somalia than the US.

Good luck on living until 40.

At least there are hospitals in NK. :dunno:

[BRUTALITOPS]

north korea by a bajillion miles. Tons of hot asian chicks.

[Epicurus]

Good luck on living until 40.

At least there are hospitals in NK. :dunno:

Ummk. At least you would live free until 40, which is considerably more than you could say for North Korea and increasingly America as well.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

north korea by a bajillion miles. Tons of hot asian chicks.

Who may or may not be required to be your concubine, depending on how high up in the glorious peoples Communist party apparatus your able to get.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Ummk. At least you would live free until 40, which is considerably more than you could say for North Korea and increasingly America as well.

Live free?

Say something that pisses off Muslims, you'll be lynched within the hour.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

If you were in North Korea, think about how hilarious it would be to laugh at how insane things were all the time. But not out loud, because then you'd be executed and/or sent to a labor camp where 25% or so die every year.

[Epicurus]

Live free?

Say something that pisses off Muslims, you'll be lynched within the hour.

Shoot them dead if you can, or shut the fuck up if you can't. It's a truly free country, at least in the south. There are literally no restrictions on what you are "allowed" to do.

[BRUTALITOPS]

also, due to recent wikipediaing, somlia's gdp is 153, which probably is damn near close to the bottom (192ish countries?) N.K. is 75th.

Plus, somolia doesn't look like this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/Baitou_Mountain_Tianchi.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Juche_Tower.jpg

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Shoot them dead if you can,

You'd be dead before you could even unholster it. Gun nuts have a tendency to vastly overestimate the amount of armed people they can down in a blind fury.


or shut the fuck up if you can't.

Not freedom.

[Epicurus]

http://www.vulkaner.no/n/africa/somalia/somalia_gal02.jpg

http://www.australia.to/images/stories/2News/HornLotsSomaliFighters.jpg

Beautiful and awesome.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

also, due to recent wikipediaing, somlia's gdp is 153, which probably is damn near close to the bottom (192ish countries?) N.K. is 75th.

Well, that's probably due to NK's higher population, and most of it probably goes to the glorious leaders and others high in the party apparataus. Somalia's GDP per capita is about half NK's, though.

Don't tell the glorious leader I said that. :shk:

[Epicurus]

You'd be dead before you could even unholster it. Gun nuts have a tendency to vastly overestimate the amount of armed people they can down in a blind fury.



Not freedom.

Why would you ever holster it in Somalia? Always keep it out and loaded and sleep in shifts.

Also, it is the ultimate freedom. It is the freedom to take and keep whatever you can defend for yourself. You are the only arbiter of your own rights. There are far more important rights than free speech.

[BRUTALITOPS]

http://imgur.com/R1Wy5.png

[FUCK THE POLICE]

http://www.vulkaner.no/n/africa/somalia/somalia_gal02.jpg

http://www.australia.to/images/stories/2News/HornLotsSomaliFighters.jpg

Beautiful and awesome.

http://images.tdaxp.com/tdaxp_upload/north_korean_army_babes_md.jpg

Glorious.

[Epicurus]

I know you're not taking this question seriously, but it's pretty pathetic if you let that dictate where you live.

[BRUTALITOPS]

ok on a more serious level, somalia is a rundown shithole of mudhuts and I would never live there. It's hot, arrid, I don't know what the food is like, but that problably sucks too.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Why would you ever holster it in Somalia? Always keep it out and loaded and sleep in shifts.

Also, it is the ultimate freedom. It is the freedom to take and keep whatever you can defend for yourself. You are the only arbiter of your own rights. There are far more important rights than free speech.

LOL whatever dude. I'll take my NK glorious happy free workers and perfectly willing concubines, as I'll be given a high place in the glorious party apparatus because of my red hair (symbolizes communism).

However, they may decide that my red hair makes me better at working 18 hours a day in the happy Democratic people's phosphorous mines instead, in which case I may go with Somalia.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I know you're not taking this question seriously, but it's pretty pathetic if you let that dictate where you live.

I'm not sure there are any women left in Somalia. I think most have fled/been raped to death. So average Korean chicks > mansex.

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[Epicurus]

http://www.itsablackthang.com/images/Pomegrante/Africa/women-of-ark-notes1.jpg

[FUCK THE POLICE]

http://www.itsablackthang.com/images/Pomegrante/Africa/women-of-ark-notes1.jpg

Are you sure that was taken recently?

I've seen supermodels from Somalia, but they don't live there anymore.

I'm sure there are women in the form of sex slaves.

[Epicurus]

No idea but I am not sure that not having sex in America and not having sex in Somalia are substantially different.

[BRUTALITOPS]

http://www.itsablackthang.com/images/Pomegrante/Africa/women-of-ark-notes1.jpg

pass.

[BRUTALITOPS]

No idea but I am not sure that not having sex in America and not having sex in Somalia are substantially different.

WATERPWNED

[SmarterthanYou]

You'd be dead before you could even unholster it. Gun nuts have a tendency to vastly overestimate the amount of armed people they can down in a blind fury.

the best thing about living in a free country is you have the ability to band together with those of like minds. sure, it comes down to gang warfare and numbers, but you are free.

[Epicurus]

the best thing about living in a free country is you have the ability to band together with those of like minds. sure, it comes down to gang warfare and numbers, but you are free.

QFT

[FUCK THE POLICE]

the best thing about living in a free country is you have the ability to band together with those of like minds. sure, it comes down to gang warfare and numbers, but you are free.

You, you and the three other libertarians have the power to band together and resist the thousands of Muslim lynchers. Congratulations. Freedom is beautiful.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

If your lucky you'll get pressganged into piracy, and be the pirate sent to American prison for life instead of sniped.

[PostmodernProphet]

If you had to live in either North Korea or Somalia, where would you live?
hell......

[FUCK THE POLICE]

hell......

You are the dumbest person in the universe.

[Minister of Truth]

I'm not built for anarchy, so I go with N. Korea. Sorry guys...

[SmarterthanYou]

You, you and the three other libertarians have the power to band together and resist the thousands of Muslim lynchers. Congratulations. Freedom is beautiful.

ooh rah.

[Cypress]

YouTube - REGULATION VACATION CELEBRATION!

[Damocles]

OK, you can leave Somalia, and you can't leave NK, but let's just assume you can't leave either to even the playing field.
Somalia has the better chance of improvement. I'd go there.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17165_6-reasons-north-korea-funniest-evil-dictatorship-ever.html

The Official North Korea Website Appears to be the Work of a Lone Middle School Child

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/korea/website.jpg

YouTube - Tourism Advertisement for North Korea

...

But the site is better then nothing. We're sure Somalia is jealous.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Somalia has the better chance of improvement. I'd go there.

True, but it looks like it will "improve" to an islamic dictatorship.

I should've put Iran in this.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

YouTube - Tourism Advertisement for North Korea

[PostmodernProphet]

You are the dumbest person in the universe.

my, you mean I beat out all those liberals?....

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hell......

no wonder you called me judas iscariot....you already hang out with him and mistook me for your best pal....saaaatan

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I choose NK, because in Somalia, well, I think women have better rights in NK.

[PostmodernProphet]

I choose NK, because in Somalia, well, I think women have better rights in NK.

there's also a pretty high ratio of men to women....

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there's also a pretty high ratio of men to women....

Good odds of finding a husband then?

[Minister of Truth]

Good odds of finding a husband then?

Yeah, but unless you like making love doggy-style, I doubt you'd enjoy being married there much...

:1up:

[ib1yysguy]

I've submitted this thread to the official applications for forum posters portion of the official website of North Korea (the finest website 1997 dollars can buy, by the way)

http://www.korea-dpr.com/

There's a good chance we'll be on the front page of the next newspaper they can find the paper and ink to print since we, as Americans, voted to live in North Korea over Somalia in a portion of about 3:1.

[ib1yysguy]

I also want to point out that the only Italian restaurant in Pyongyang serves almost exclusively pizza, which isn't even an Italian dish. Not only that, but the pizza looks terrible.

http://www.korea-dpr.com/forum/wp-content/uploads/rest1-150x150.jpg

[PostmodernProphet]

I've submitted this thread to the official applications for forum posters portion of the official website of North Korea (the finest website 1997 dollars can buy, by the way)

http://www.korea-dpr.com/

There's a good chance we'll be on the front page of the next newspaper they can find the paper and ink to print since we, as Americans, voted to live in North Korea over Somalia in a portion of about 3:1.

did you mention that the non-liberals indicated they were bringing guns?....if so, you probably just set the multilateral negotiations back by at least six months......

[LadyT]

I'd prefer to not get raped. I'm going with NK. I need laws and some kind of order. Plus, I'm pretty sure the Somalia voters on this thread would last a month in Somalia.

lol, just you and your guns. Great. You tell me how well your guns and you match up to a well armed rebel militia.

[Mott the Hoople]

north korea by a bajillion miles. Tons of hot asian chicks.
Dude, Somalia is well known for their beautiful women and warm weather. Ok, when it comes to government they couldn't organize a cluster fuck.

YouTube - Somali women:The Most beautiful women in The world.

[Mott the Hoople]

Somalia has the better chance of improvement. I'd go there.
Well captain obvious, when your at the bottom there's only one place you can go! LOL

[Mott the Hoople]

I also want to point out that the only Italian restaurant in Pyongyang serves almost exclusively pizza, which isn't even an Italian dish. Not only that, but the pizza looks terrible.

http://www.korea-dpr.com/forum/wp-content/uploads/rest1-150x150.jpgI know this may sound like a novel idea but if your in North Korea you might want to go out on a limb and actually maybe try some Korean food? :pke:

[Mott the Hoople]

I'd prefer to not get raped. I'm going with NK. I need laws and some kind of order. Plus, I'm pretty sure the Somalia voters on this thread would last a month in Somalia.

lol, just you and your guns. Great. You tell me how well your guns and you match up to a well armed rebel militia.Ya'll can have NK or Somalia. I'm going to Cebu and chill on the beach.

[Cypress]

I'd prefer to not get raped. I'm going with NK. I need laws and some kind of order. Plus, I'm pretty sure the Somalia voters on this thread would last a month in Somalia.

lol, just you and your guns. Great. You tell me how well your guns and you match up to a well armed rebel militia.


LOL, @ LadtT.

A bunch of soft, American white boy libertarians think they are going to outgun hardened Somali militia and pirates? Hahaha

LadyT, they wouldn’t last 72 hours. Can you imagine some soft American white boys trying to acquire ammo and weapons from hardened Somali militia? They would be beaten, homosexually raped, and drug through the streets.

Both countries are hell holes, but North Korea, to my knowledge is not a cauldron of crime, rape, and random murder. Presumably it has functioning police, and law and order. I’d choose North Korea, and then try to escape. I’m a pretty good swimmer; I think I could hit the beach, swim past the demilitarized zone, and make it to south korea. Ha! Or maybe not. Kim Jung might fire one of those typo-dongs at me.

[Epicurus]

Cypress you don't know shit about us. Don't pretend to. K thx.

[Mott the Hoople]

Personally, I think I'd rather be in Philadelphia.

[PostmodernProphet]

Dude, Somalia is well known for their beautiful women and warm weather.

wasn't Cleopatra from that same general vicinity?......and the Queen of Sheba that Solomon had the hots for.....

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wasn't Cleopatra from that same general vicinity?......and the Queen of Sheba that Solomon had the hots for.....

I hear it is not what it use to be...what is the AIDS rate in Somalia?

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I've submitted this thread to the official applications for forum posters portion of the official website of North Korea (the finest website 1997 dollars can buy, by the way)

http://www.korea-dpr.com/

There's a good chance we'll be on the front page of the next newspaper they can find the paper and ink to print since we, as Americans, voted to live in North Korea over Somalia in a portion of about 3:1.

WOW! Maybe they will send us free tickets so we can visit sunny Korea!
I hear they have a great weight loss program for women!

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also, due to recent wikipediaing, somlia's gdp is 153, which probably is damn near close to the bottom (192ish countries?) N.K. is 75th.

Plus, somolia doesn't look like this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/Baitou_Mountain_Tianchi.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Juche_Tower.jpg

It is beautiful...