Fer fun

[uscitizen]

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Rams.

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Q. What do the Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 62,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

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Q. How do you keep a St. Louis Ram out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
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Q. What do you call a St. Louis Ram with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
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Q. What's the difference between the St. Louis Rams and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
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Q. How many St. Louis Rams does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
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Q. What do the Rams and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

[BRUTALITOPS]

pretty cool how you pulled away from you knitting circle to offer commentary on football. n1 uscitizen.

[Mott the Hoople]

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Rams.

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Q. What do the Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 62,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

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Q. How do you keep a St. Louis Ram out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
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Q. What do you call a St. Louis Ram with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
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Q. What's the difference between the St. Louis Rams and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
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Q. How many St. Louis Rams does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
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Q. What do the Rams and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

You no good rotten thief! Those are Bengal Jokes!!!

[Mott the Hoople]

Why doesn't Dayton have a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one.

How can you tell when the Bengals are going to run the ball?
The back leaves the huddle crying.

Why was (head coach) Marvin Lewis upset when somebody stole the Bengals' playbook?
Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

What's the difference between the Bengals and a dollar bill?
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Where do you go in case of a tornado in Cincinnati?
Paul Brown Stadium. They never get a touchdown there.

Cincinnati Knock, Knock joke.

Knock, Knock! Who's there?
Owen.
Owen who?
O an 16.

[uscitizen]

pretty cool how you pulled away from you knitting circle to offer commentary on football. n1 uscitizen.

LOL, I actually do know how to knit, Crochet and tat, a bit of oil painting.
I even taught my first wife how to use a sewing machine. Although she told me she took homeconomics..But then she lied about a lot of things.
I Kill and cut up hogs and beef. Martial arts, Baseball, Poor at basketball though. Tennis, Golf, Bowling, dirt bike riding, water skiing, fishing, Metalworking, computers, electronics, woodworking, operate heavy equipment, and many more things.
Also a very effective trained killer too.

Just a true renaisance(sp?) man ?

Someone sent me the joke list and I just thought it funny and worthy of posting.

[Mott the Hoople]

Did I tell you I predicted that the Bengals record for 08 would be 12 and 4 and I was right?

Yup, 12 arrest, 4 convictions.