JPPConnect

[FUCK THE POLICE]

So I logged in with this one day, just to see what it would do.

Now everytime I post a single fucking message it pops up with an annoying questionare asking me if I'd like to inform all of my friends that I made a post on JPP.com, something no one in their right mind would ever want to do. Of course, it has an option to ALWAYS post the stories, but apparently it didn't consider that, maybe, just maybe, someone would NEVER want to post the stories?

AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN IT THE FUCK OFF!

This is incredibly annoying.

[Damocles]

So I logged in with this one day, just to see what it would do.

Now everytime I post a single fucking message it pops up with an annoying questionare asking me if I'd like to inform all of my friends that I made a post on JPP.com, something no one in their right mind would ever want to do. Of course, it has an option to ALWAYS post the stories, but apparently it didn't consider that, maybe, just maybe, someone would NEVER want to post the stories?

AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN IT THE FUCK OFF!

This is incredibly annoying.
Log out, then log back in not using the JPPConnect. Another thing you can do is select the "do this every time for JPP Connect" box before you select "no".

[FUCK THE POLICE]

This has me feeling like I just double clicked on porn.jpg.exe and gave it administrator privileges and now it owns my computer.

[Damocles]

This has me feeling like I just double clicked on porn.jpg.exe and gave it administrator privileges and now it owns my computer.
LOL Weak.

It has the check box to make it "do this every time", or you can simply log in without using the JPP Connect. Quit crying.

[Cancel7]

So I logged in with this one day, just to see what it would do.

Now everytime I post a single fucking message it pops up with an annoying questionare asking me if I'd like to inform all of my friends that I made a post on JPP.com, something no one in their right mind would ever want to do. Of course, it has an option to ALWAYS post the stories, but apparently it didn't consider that, maybe, just maybe, someone would NEVER want to post the stories?

AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN IT THE FUCK OFF!

This is incredibly annoying.

Another reason why I am not on facebook. I have exactly the kind of friends who would end up having me notified everytime they made a move in cyberspace.

One of my friends is really pissed at me right now because she has been bothering me about joining facebook so that I can "connect with old friends" and I said, I dont' want a bunch of idiots I used to know in high school or college looking me up to tell me about how unhappy their marriages are and we should get drinks. Which is exactly what she has been doing, so that touched a nerve.

[SmarterthanYou]

This has me feeling like I just double clicked on porn.jpg.exe and gave it administrator privileges and now it owns my computer.

christ, you sound like my wife and kids on the computer. learn how to use it instead of crying for tech support all the time. :pke:

[Battleborne]

Whatever...I connect to this site through my site...should I delete the link Damo?...c'mon damo ya work for ma bell...is this what we can expect in the future...att attacks...turn the damn silly notice off already!

[Epicurus]

Whatever...I connect to this site through my site...should I delete the link Damo?...c'mon damo ya work for ma bell...is this what we can expect in the future...att attacks...turn the damn silly notice off already!

Can someone translate this for me?

[Damocles]

Whatever...I connect to this site through my site...should I delete the link Damo?...c'mon damo ya work for ma bell...is this what we can expect in the future...att attacks...turn the damn silly notice off already!
What?

[Cancel7]

What?

Whatever Damo...maybe if you stopped eating vegatables...my board said...and then eat a burger and get back to me...ma bell my ass...you sure are confused...trying to impress darla...YOU WERE ALWAYS ON MY MIND - WILLIE NELSON

[Damocles]

Whatever...I connect to this site through my site...should I delete the link Damo?...c'mon damo ya work for ma bell...is this what we can expect in the future...att attacks...turn the damn silly notice off already!
What would you need to delete the link for?

[Battleborne]

What would you need to delete the link for?

Beats me...just messin' with ya...oh and zelda is monitoring ya too...tell eppi to eat shit...he is good at it...he is monitored also...lmao..

www.acmebox.net/6160/zelda.jpg

[Battleborne]

Can someone translate this for me?

why...cupcake?

[Epicurus]

Whatever Damo...maybe if you stopped eating vegatables...my board said...and then eat a burger and get back to me...ma bell my ass...you sure are confused...trying to impress darla...YOU WERE ALWAYS ON MY MIND - WILLIE NELSON

LOL you forgot the exclamation points!

[Cancel7]

LOL you forgot the exclamation points!

Damn, you're right. Tiana always nailed it just right.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Log out, then log back in not using the JPPConnect. Another thing you can do is select the "do this every time for JPP Connect" box before you select "no".

When I login without JPPConnect it still pops up. When I log in on other computers without JPPConnect... it still pops up.

[Damocles]

When I login without JPPConnect it still pops up. When I log in on other computers without JPPConnect... it still pops up.
Because you keep clicking the "Connect with Facebook" button rather than the "login" button.

I've tested this, bro.

[Cancel7]

When I login without JPPConnect it still pops up. When I log in on other computers without JPPConnect... it still pops up.

Well, if it's been four hours, you better see a doctor!

[FUCK THE POLICE]

christ, you sound like my wife and kids on the computer. learn how to use it instead of crying for tech support all the time. :pke:

LOL, I know a lot about the computer. I've had my system triple booting three operating systems before.

[Damocles]

I was wondering who was the other person using the unannounced feature. I only installed it to test how it would work. I didn't announce it because it is very likely I will delete it. It is annoying.

[Damocles]

You clearly don't know how to read a pop-up box that tells you how to make it stop.

[ ]"Do this every time for JPPConnect"

or

[X]"Do this every time for JPPConnect"

One will make it stop, the other one will keep asking you what you want to do.

[Battleborne]

I was wondering who was the other person using the unannounced feature. I only installed it to test how it would work. I didn't announce it because it is very likely I will delete it. It is annoying.


Yes it is..and so is darla personna and eppi too!..Zelda is watching you!:cof1:

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I was wondering who was the other person using the unannounced feature. I only installed it to test how it would work. I didn't announce it because it is very likely I will delete it. It is annoying.

I was just wondering what it did. I had been seeing the button there for a few days and curiosity killed me. So all it does is inform your friends that you posted something on JPP? Sounds pretty useless.

I also just got what the "Always do this" meant. I thought it meant that it would always post, not that it would always do the next action you selected.

[Epicurus]

So all it does is inform your friends that you posted something on JPP? Sounds pretty useless.


Haha wow. Yeah I will never be using that feature. My friends would probably never talk to me again if they knew I had ever posted on an internet forum.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Haha wow. Yeah I will never be using that feature. My friends would probably never talk to me again if they knew I had ever posted on an internet forum.

LOL. You have no idea the lengths I go to to hide this habit from other people.

The one time I did accidentally click "Yes, post", I immediately went to facebook to delete it. And I always have a "backup tab" ready so that if anyone walks up and looks at my screen while I'm at school I can look like I'm reading something less dorky, like instructions for installing linux, or Dungeons and Dragons rule books.

[Damocles]

I was just wondering what it did. I had been seeing the button there for a few days and curiosity killed me. So all it does is inform your friends that you posted something on JPP? Sounds pretty useless.

I also just got what the "Always do this" meant. I thought it meant that it would always post, not that it would always do the next action you selected.
What it really does is connect you to a product on Facebook that allows Facebook users to connect to the board without having to go through the full registration. They choose a username, it pulls info from Facebook, and whammo they are a "Registered User".

If I wanted to spend money I could advertise the product to users of Facebook right on their front page that show certain "interests" (politics of course) on a pay-per-click basis...

[Epicurus]

Well my most recent girlfriend would have definitely thought this was lame. I play a couple of PC games, and she came over one day last week when I was playing and was horrified to see me enjoying my gaming. I told her one time that I wanted her to see some of the games just so she could understand them, and she told me verbatim that it would probably ruin her sexual attraction to me.

The opposite extreme of that is a previous girlfriend from like '06 when I posted on FP.com. She would actually go and read the posts I would make everyday. She saw me log in one time and went on her own and found the website. I mentioned to her one time that I had destroyed this idiot (probably Midcan) in a debate and she was like "OH YEAH I read that!" At which point I was like "What?". She said "yeah I read your posts on there. If that's creepy I will stop." I told her it wasn't creepy then broke up with her after a safe increment of time.

I'm never happy. If a girl hates that I post about politics online, I think she is shallow. If she gets way too excited that I post online, then I start thinking I am far too cool to be dating her.

[Damocles]

I was just wondering what it did. I had been seeing the button there for a few days and curiosity killed me. So all it does is inform your friends that you posted something on JPP? Sounds pretty useless.

I also just got what the "Always do this" meant. I thought it meant that it would always post, not that it would always do the next action you selected.
LOL. Really? You just got that? Dang. Maybe I could change the phrase to make it clearer...

"Always perform this action for..."?

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Well my most recent girlfriend would have definitely thought this was lame. I play a couple of PC games, and she came over one day last week when I was playing and was horrified to see me enjoying my gaming. I told her one time that I wanted her to see some of the games just so she could understand them, and she told me verbatim that it would probably ruin her sexual attraction to me.

The opposite extreme of that is a previous girlfriend from like '06 when I posted on FP.com. She would actually go and read the posts I would make everyday. She saw me log in one time and went on her own and found the website. I mentioned to her one time that I had destroyed this idiot (probably Midcan) in a debate and she was like "OH YEAH I read that!" At which point I was like "What?". She said "yeah I read your posts on there. If that's creepy I will stop." I told her it wasn't creepy then broke up with her after a safe increment of time.

I'm never happy. If a girl hates that I post about politics online, I think she is shallow. If she gets way too excited that I post online, then I start thinking I am far too cool to be dating her.

Maybe you should get one that posts online herself but doesn't go behind your back to stalk your posts?

I mean, it would be OK if she had asked you beforehand. But going behind your back and reading what you post is unbelievably creepy.

[Epicurus]

Maybe you should get one that posts online herself but doesn't go behind your back to stalk your posts?

I mean, it would be OK if she had asked you beforehand. But going behind your back and reading what you post is unbelievably creepy.

I know right? I assured her that it wasn't creepy but it really was.

I want them to be interested, but not THAT interested.

[Cancel7]

I know right? I assured her that it wasn't creepy but it really was.

I want them to be interested, but not THAT interested.

I don't find you that interesting. I probably wouldn't walk into the kitchen to find out what you had written on the refrigerator.

[Epicurus]

I don't find you that interesting. I probably wouldn't walk into the kitchen to find out what you had written on the refrigerator.

Well your loss, because it might have been a warning that could have saved your life. Or there could have been a giant bag of pot in the refridgerator.

But I guess the real point is, what the eff are you doing in my house anyway?

[Cancel7]

Well your loss, because it might have been a warning that could have saved your life. Or there could have been a giant bag of pot in the refridgerator.

But I guess the real point is, what the eff are you doing in my house anyway?

LOL I was totally picturing my kitchen actually.

[Epicurus]

I probably also missed a great opportunity for a sexist kitchen joke here.

[Damocles]

I shut off the annoying features. It shouldn't ask if you want to publish a story every time.

[Damocles]

tesing to make sure.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Damo I already disabled it as per your instructions. :)

[BRUTALITOPS]

I shut off the annoying features. It shouldn't ask if you want to publish a story every time.

not all of them, you didn't stop posting yet! ZING

[Damocles]

not all of them, you didn't stop posting yet! ZING
D'oh!