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Flanders
10-18-2020, 10:40 PM
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DEVELOPING: Man Dangling From Trump Tower Chicago Threatens to Cut His Rope Unless He Gets to Speak with President Trump (VIDEO)
By Cristina Laila
Published October 18, 2020 at 7:26pm

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/10/developing-man-dangling-trump-tower-chicago-threatens-cut-rope-unless-gets-speak-president-trump-video/


Not to worry. The moron will have time to tell Trump ‘Bye-bye’ before he bounces off the pavement.

Incidentally, the Dangler reminded me of old joke.

A construction worker working on the 30th floor of a skyscraper being built had to piss; so he headed for the elevator.

The foreman stopped him before the worker went down and asked “Where are you going?”

The worker replied “I’m going down to take a leak.”

The foreman said “To hell with that. I’ll hold your belt so can piss over the side.”

While the worker was pissing, the foreman let go when he was called to the phone. Naturally, the urinator was killed when he landed.

An hour later a cop investigating the death found one witness who was working on the 4th floor said. “It was a sex crime.”

The curious cop asked “How in hell do you know that?”

The witness replied “I saw this guy go by with his cock in his hand.”

The speechless investigator could only say “So what.”

The witness explained with unassailable logic. “I heard him shout ‘Where’d that cocksucker go?’”

Minister of Truth
10-18-2020, 11:18 PM
Did he already mail in his ballot?

Legion
10-19-2020, 09:58 AM
Did he already mail in his ballot?

You mean ballots.

If not, a DEMOCRAT ballot harvester will take care of it.

Truth Detector
10-19-2020, 10:05 AM
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