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Beefy
09-20-2008, 03:57 AM
Your Volt meter is incapable of lying to you. It is only able to relay information.

The door at 1132 Bishop Street is possessed. It is not concerned with the truth. It can receive 4 different power supplies, 3 different circuit boards, two different locks, dozens of fermite beads, and on every possible combination, and still behave as if there is a ghost touching the bar, grounding it, signaling the relay, opening the door, endlessly. Door locks, door opens......

Resistors. 18/2. Faraday boxes. This door is possessed. Its making me look like a clown.

I need to see some tits.

Epicurus
09-20-2008, 07:14 PM
So are you like a locksmith or something now?

uscitizen
09-20-2008, 07:17 PM
Maybe he is just stroking his ferrite rosary beads ?

FUCK THE POLICE
09-20-2008, 07:20 PM
Meth.

Beefy
09-20-2008, 07:42 PM
So are you like a locksmith or something now?

No, I'm a field tech for a small company that services all things low voltage. Primarily installing cctv systems and networking them, access control systems, you know those card things that open doors, fire alarm systems and burglary alarm systems.

This door is fucking whack. WHACK. It is not responding to the laws of physics as science currently understands them.

uscitizen
09-21-2008, 03:37 AM
PFM Beefy.

don't you have any Pixie dust in your toolbox ?