I have set a time limit on editing...

[Damocles]

Anything two or more days old will no longer be accessible for editing.

[Cancel7]

No problem here.

Dixie might find it inconvienent.

[Epicurus]

What prompted this?

[Cancel7]

What prompted this?

I think it was Dixie f'ing with Onceler, but Damo will never say.

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

I think it was Dixie f'ing with Onceler, but Damo will never say.


LOL... I didn't fuck with Oncie, he fucked with me. He basically lied through his teeth and when called on it, couldn't back it up. He then accused me of editing my posts, which I didn't do.

[Damocles]

Basically people were crying that somebody could have done it, I got tired of the crying it goes straight to my head.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Yeah. Well people like Epi, he posted personal information, and later decided that wasn't such a good idea. It's not like there aren't legitimate reasons to edit old posts.

[Damocles]

Yeah. Well people like Epi, he posted personal information, and later decided that wasn't such a good idea. It's not like there aren't legitimate reasons to edit old posts.
They can ask me, Grind, or Beefs. We can still edit the posts.

[Diuretic]

Anything two or more days old will no longer be accessible for editing.

That's okay, it gives me plenty of time to sober up and go back and delete all my drunken offensive insults.

Or not, some of them look even better when I'm sober.

[Cancel7]

LOL... I didn't fuck with Oncie, he fucked with me. He basically lied through his teeth and when called on it, couldn't back it up. He then accused me of editing my posts, which I didn't do.

Yeah, Onceler lied, you're telling the truth.

And Bush really got the intelligence wrong, and Al Gore would have invaded Iraq too.

It's about as believable. Try selling it to...you know, I can't think of anyone who would buy either story.

[LadyT]

well, since I'm JPP Staff - I should totally get a vote on this.

My vote is ,"whatever"

[BRUTALITOPS]

Yeah. Well people like Epi, he posted personal information, and later decided that wasn't such a good idea. It's not like there aren't legitimate reasons to edit old posts.

EPIC MOTHERFUCKER.

Also, thanks for bringing the bear back.

Damo: 3 days is better cause the number 3 is more complete. I'm a number expert so you should listen to me.

[LadyT]

Actually I think 4 days would be more appropiate.

[Cancel7]

I think you should have an hour or less. The only time I ever use edit is if I make a mistake, and that is immediate.

Any other use of it, would only be for nefarious purposes.

[LadyT]

Well, I have no clue what 'nefarious' means, so my "JPP Staff" vote goes to 4 days.

[Cancel7]

Well, I have no clue what 'nefarious' means, so my "JPP Staff" vote goes to 4 days.

LOL

[BRUTALITOPS]

Actually I think 4 days would be more appropiate.

um are you a number expert? Didn't think so.

[LadyT]

um are you a number expert? Didn't think so.

Actually yes.

I have a numerical expertise cerfiticate.

4 days b!tch.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I think you should have an hour or less. The only time I ever use edit is if I make a mistake, and that is immediate.

Any other use of it, would only be for nefarious purposes.

Clearly.

[Cancel3]

Well, I have no clue what 'nefarious' means, so my "JPP Staff" vote goes to 4 days.

It means she would only do it to help her friend Tiana understand better.


I'm with Darla on this one. I think its best when used for correcting typos or spelling. Other than that, its just rewriting what you said.

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

Yeah, Onceler lied, you're telling the truth.

And Bush really got the intelligence wrong, and Al Gore would have invaded Iraq too.

It's about as believable. Try selling it to...you know, I can't think of anyone who would buy either story.


Uhm... don't know what your problem is, but the thread where this all took place is there for all to read. Oncie quoted me as saying something I knew I didn't say, because of the terrible grammatical error in it, and I told him so. He then admitted he 'paraphrased' what I had said, but that didn't change the meaning, to which I asked him again to provide the link to the post where this happened. He then admitted he couldn't find it, and accused me of editing it out of the database or some stupid shit. I haven't edited anything more than 10 minutes old, ever! The truth of the matter is, I generally try to edit for spelling/grammatical errors as soon as I post, and beat the 'deadline' of having the post tagged as 'edited', because I don't like people throwing exactly this kind of accusatory shit in my face. If you have some proof to offer to contradict that statement of fact, please offer it, or shut the fuck up with the false accusations and lies. Biaach!

[Cancel7]

Uh- oh.

Somebody doesn't like getting caught in a lieeeee.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I am going to make a point of purposely not fixing my grammatical errors for two days and asking Grind to fix it in order to annoy him enough to make him annoy you enough to change it back. :)

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

Uh- oh.

Somebody doesn't like getting caught in a lieeeee.


I haven't lied, you have. I will challenge you to find any post on this forum that I have edited 24 hours or more after I posted it. I seldom edit anything more than 10 minutes after I post it, because frankly, it's not worth my trouble to do it. I damn sure don't edit out things I've said days, weeks, or months ago, to avoid some pinhead finding them!

I don't have any problems with Damo's policy, maybe it will help put a stop to just this kind of bullshit accusation and lie. You people beat all I've ever seen, everyone in the fucking world is lying except you, it doesn't matter what the fuck you claim.

[Cancel7]

I haven't lied, you have. I will challenge you to find any post on this forum that I have edited 24 hours or more after I posted it. I seldom edit anything more than 10 minutes after I post it, because frankly, it's not worth my trouble to do it. I damn sure don't edit out things I've said days, weeks, or months ago, to avoid some pinhead finding them!

I don't have any problems with Damo's policy, maybe it will help put a stop to just this kind of bullshit accusation and lie. You people beat all I've ever seen, everyone in the fucking world is lying except you, it doesn't matter what the fuck you claim.

Well, rumor has it that you have been deleting old posts. That's what I heard the scuttlebut is anyway. Listen, you should chill out, this is just a message board. What difference does it make what people are saying about you? I don't know if it's true. It's just what people tell me. It does seem in keeping with your personality, but other than that, I really have no opinion.

[BRUTALITOPS]

I am going to make a point of purposely not fixing my grammatical errors for two days and asking Grind to fix it in order to annoy him enough to make him annoy you enough to change it back. :)

good plan O_O

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Hey Damo, can you see when people delete posts?

[Epicurus]

Hey Grind I was starting to do it, but since the rules changed I guess you can go ahead and do it for me.

Start deleting my posts from backwards to forwards.

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

Well, rumor has it that you have been deleting old posts. That's what I heard the scuttlebut is anyway. Listen, you should chill out, this is just a message board. What difference does it make what people are saying about you? I don't know if it's true. It's just what people tell me. It does seem in keeping with your personality, but other than that, I really have no opinion.

I never have deleted a post. I don't know about the scuttlebut, I guess I don't get invited to the gossip sessions. It makes no difference to me what people lie about, I just like to point out the liars to everyone else, so we know who has integrity and credibility. Your the second liar of the day, I may go for the 'hat trick' here in a bit.

[Beefy]

I never have deleted a post. I don't know about the scuttlebut, I guess I don't get invited to the gossip sessions. It makes no difference to me what people lie about, I just like to point out the liars to everyone else, so we know who has integrity and credibility. Your the second liar of the day, I may go for the 'hat trick' here in a bit.

I can vouch for that. If you had any common sense you would have deleted everything you've ever said, especially about 1/3.

That being said. I agree with Darla. It should be 1 hr, and that's that. Its enough time to correct errors, and once the hour passes, it becomes permanent record.

Also, I'm thinking of changing my moniker to:

A.) Tom Tobacco

or

B.) Dick Pacific

[FUCK THE POLICE]

It should be one year. Anything more than that, clearly and plainly, is for nefarious purposes.

[LadyT]

It should be one year. Anything more than that, clearly and plainly, is for nefarious purposes.

2 years. Its sooo nefarious after that.

[Diuretic]

Hey where are my best posts? Who edited them out? Damo? Did you censor me? They were here a minute ago.

[Diuretic]

My posts were deleted. I can't find them anywhere. I'm very disappointed.

[Damocles]

Liar... ;) No posts have been deleted. And, yes, Dixie, I can see when people delete posts.

[AnglScarlett]

Liar... ;) No posts have been deleted. And, yes, Dixie, I can see when people delete posts.

Poor Damocles, reduced to bragging about such, stupit matters, he probably thinks this will make him, like RJS, a chick-magnet, butt, RJS says – unlikely, fool!

[Damocles]

It should be one year. Anything more than that, clearly and plainly, is for nefarious purposes.
That would be difficult, it goes by minutes, I don't even know if it would accept a number as high as that...

[Damocles]

Poor Damocles, reduced to bragging about such, stupit matters, he probably thinks this will make him, like RJS, a chick-magnet, butt, RJS says – unlikely, fool!
It is terribly difficult to match the sexiness of Mensa pocket protectors.

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

Liar... ;) No posts have been deleted. And, yes, Dixie, I can see when people delete posts.


Uhm... that was Waterhead who asked that question, I assumed you could see it, since you are the Admin. Would you kindly clarify for Tiana, that I do not delete my posts? Seems there's a nasty rumor going round.

[Damocles]

Uhm... that was Waterhead who asked that question, I assumed you could see it, since you are the Admin. Would you kindly clarify for Tiana, that I do not delete my posts? Seems there's a nasty rumor going round.
I certainly haven't seen any but the one in this thread.

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

I certainly haven't seen any but the one in this thread.

Yes, it is the only time I have ever deleted my post, and it was to see if it displayed in the forum that it had been deleted, I was curious about that. It doesn't, by the way.

[AnglScarlett]

I certainly haven't seen any but the one in this thread.

A non-answer from poor Damocles, who is so scared shitless of the libs, that he is afraid to step out of line, and back Dixie, a fellow mensa? He is probably more scared of the lib women, then of the half and half lib men, who smell like women, even going so far, as to ask for double pumps, when they are walking through the department store, fragrance departments? And then going home and prancing around in front of their mirrors, look at me, look at me, I smell prett-e. Butt, with Damocles it is hard to tell, he could actually be running scared of them too?

[AnglScarlett]

Yes, it is the only time I have ever deleted my post, and it was to see if it displayed in the forum that it had been deleted, I was curious about that. It doesn't, by the way.

Of course, that is exactly what a Mensa would do, if he wanted to see if his past deletions were detectable. You have outmensaed them here Dixie, touché.

[LadyT]

Uhm... that was Waterhead who asked that question, I assumed you could see it, since you are the Admin. Would you kindly clarify for Tiana, that I do not delete my posts? Seems there's a nasty rumor going round.

I have no clue what you're talking about.....I didn't say anything about your post!

:cof1::p

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Liar... ;) No posts have been deleted. And, yes, Dixie, I can see when people delete posts.

So, did Dixie delete one?

[Damocles]

So, did Dixie delete one?
Yes, just one that said he was going to delete it.

I can also see what changes you made to a post when you edit it.

[AnglScarlett]

Yes, just one that said he was going to delete it.

I can also see what changes you made to a post when you edit it.

Next Damocles will be saying he can see, us as we sit and type, in his continued sad attempt to impress the ladies? RJS will end your suspense, he is wearing a speedo and body oil, which is what he always posts in, in an attempt to play down his mensaness, which can sometimes scare off the chicks, and he looks fine, Damocles should be so lucky? Thank you.

[Minister of Truth]

I can vouch for that. If you had any common sense you would have deleted everything you've ever said, especially about 1/3.

That being said. I agree with Darla. It should be 1 hr, and that's that. Its enough time to correct errors, and once the hour passes, it becomes permanent record.

Also, I'm thinking of changing my moniker to:

A.) Tom Tobacco

or

B.) Dick Pacific

A - smoking is cool

[BRUTALITOPS]

Hey Damo, can you see when people delete posts?

yes.

it'll say something like "this message deleted by watermark" but we can't see what it was.

[BRUTALITOPS]

Yes, just one that said he was going to delete it.

I can also see what changes you made to a post when you edit it.

WE HAS POWERS! O_O

[Damocles]

yes.

it'll say something like "this message deleted by watermark" but we can't see what it was.
Um... Yeah we can.

[BRUTALITOPS]

OH REALLY??? better up my privileges mr.

[Damocles]

It has nothing to do with your privileges, just click the manage link or the view link in the upper right of the "deleted" post.

[BRUTALITOPS]

Awesome O_O

[Beefy]

Yeah, I read everyones deleted posts. Watermark has some real doozies I'll tell you.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Yeah, I read everyones deleted posts. Watermark has some real doozies I'll tell you.

It's not fair to hold those against me. I deleted them for a reason, probably the same reason they were doozies. Often b/c I am bored.

[Beefy]

It's not fair to hold those against me. I deleted them for a reason, probably the same reason they were doozies. Often b/c I am bored.

I will never mention the content of them, but whoa!

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I will never mention the content of them, but whoa!

I actually LOL'd at this.

I'm not even going to try to defend myself.

[LadyT]

yes.

it'll say something like "this message deleted by watermark" but we can't see what it was.

I just deleted a post on this thread and I don't see anything.

[LadyT]

I will never mention the content of them, but whoa!

If you send me some, I'll show you my t.....s

[Cancel7]

If you send me some, I'll show you my t.....s

I want them too. You show him your t*ts and then forward the deleted messages to me, in exchange for...nothing, but I will owe you one.

[LadyT]

I want them too. You show him your and then forward the deleted messages to me, in exchange for...nothing, but I will owe you one.

not a problem.

I am always willing to take one for the team!

[Cancel7]

not a problem.

I am always willing to take one for the team!

LOL. Especially from Beefy!

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Yeah even beefy knowing about them is a bit too much.

If you want boobs, beefy, there's www.upr0n.com. Don't violate the bonds of boardsmanship!

[LadyT]

Yeah even beefy knowing about them is a bit too much.

If you want boobs, beefy, there's www.Up0rn.com. Don't violate the bonds of boardsmanship!

Damo, I move to have WM removed from the board. He just violated a rule.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

It's a ridiculously common and general link. I didn't think it would apply, and I was under the assumption that indirect linkage wasn't against the rules anymore.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Damo, I move to have WM removed from the board. He just violated a rule.

Why don't you just do it yourself, miss JPPstaff?

[BRUTALITOPS]

It's a ridiculously common and general link. I didn't think it would apply, and I was under the assumption that indirect linkage wasn't against the rules anymore.

watermark I got your back.

[Damocles]

It's a ridiculously common and general link. I didn't think it would apply, and I was under the assumption that indirect linkage wasn't against the rules anymore.
I guess I should change the rules, I no longer have the contractual requirement. I'd prefer that it not be a hyperlink, just mention youporn rather than link to it. It isn't like I'm going to ban you or something over it.

[Beefy]

If you send me some, I'll show you my t.....s.

DEAL!!!11!

DEAL!!!1!!

High fives all around!!

Of course, I'll need payment in advance, but I'll load you up with whatever you want. As a bonus, I'll tell you who everyone's trolls are.

[LadyT]

Why don't you just do it yourself, miss JPPstaff?

Maybe I will!

[LadyT]

DEAL!!!11!

DEAL!!!1!!

High fives all around!!

Of course, I'll need payment in advance, but I'll load you up with whatever you want. As a bonus, I'll tell you who everyone's trolls are.

Man you're the best negotiator ever!

[BRUTALITOPS]

username: Grind
pw: iheartladyt

[LadyT]

username: Grind
pw: iheartladyt

nice.....WM will be banned and I'll have free range to parouse his deleted ramblings.

I still have his n-word rants in my PMs.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

nice.....WM will be banned and I'll have free range to parouse his deleted ramblings.

I still have his n-word rants in my PMs.

Grind, could you delete those from the database? I mean, delete whatever she's talking about, because I've clearly never said anything of the sort, and anything said to the contrary is a fabrication.

[LadyT]

Grind, could you delete those from the database? I mean, delete whatever she's talking about, because I've clearly never said anything of the sort, and anything said to the contrary is a fabrication.

Hmmmmmm, I can dig up some of my old sigs if you'd like.

[Damocles]

Hmmmmmm, I can dig up some of my old sigs if you'd like.
Please don't.

[Beefy]

Man you're the best negotiator ever!

I attribute that to my aeons of experience negotiating hot tub sales at carnivals.

Now, get me that deposit, and you'll have the run of the board.

[LadyT]

I attribute that to my aeons of experience negotiating hot tub sales at carnivals.

Now, get me that deposit, and you'll have the run of the board.

speaking of which I really want a hot tub. I think next year after we get a new privacy fence I'll invest in one.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

speaking of which I really want a hot tub. I think next year after we get a new privacy fence I'll invest in one.

I don't think you really need the privacy fence LadyT. Tear it down, show the world your good stuff.

[LadyT]

I don't think you really need the privacy fence LadyT. Tear it down, show the world your good stuff.

LMAO, okay....I almost spit out my tea with that.......

[Beefy]

speaking of which I really want a hot tub. I think next year after we get a new privacy fence I'll invest in one.

What's with the changing subjects all of a sudden. No fair.

Anyhow, trust me, if you buy a hot tub, buy the cheapest one around. It will give you the same satisfaction as an expensive one. And here's a little industry secret: They're all pieces of shit.

Have fun buying a headache, but if you do, buy it from me.

Now, back to the reason we're all here.... ( 0 )( 0 )

Lets get crackin.

BTW, I LOLOL'd at your "booty shot". :D

[LadyT]

What's with the changing subjects all of a sudden. No fair.

Anyhow, trust me, if you buy a hot tub, buy the cheapest one around. It will give you the same satisfaction as an expensive one. And here's a little industry secret: They're all pieces of shit.

Have fun buying a headache, but if you do, buy it from me.

Now, back to the reason we're all here.... ( 0 )( 0 )

Lets get crackin.

BTW, I LOLOL'd at your "booty shot". :D

which one? ( * ) that one?

[Beefy]

which one? ( * ) that one?

Yes, that one.

Lets try to stay on topic.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

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