Asshat rules. Fucking rules this board!

[Beefy]

For those of you who haven't noticed, Asshat owns this board, even though Damo pays for it.

He crushes his competition.

He litters the fields with those that embody fantasy and disregard reality.

Its obvious that all the women here want him.

Grind, Epicanus and Watermark deemed themselves the "holy trinity" of this board? Then Asshat is your Pontius Pilot, flat layin' the hurt on your dumbasses.

The fist of truth! Onward! Upward!

[Epicurus]

Beefy don't drink and post.

And I didn't deem myself shit. I got deemed.

[Beefy]

Beefy don't drink and post.

And I didn't deem myself shit. I got deemed.

Holy ghost is right fool!

Nothin' but hot air motherfuckah!!!

[uscitizen]

sheesh time to log off and leave it to the drunks. nite all.

[Beefy]

sheesh time to log off and leave it to the drunks. nite all.

You scared?

[uscitizen]

You scared?

heck yeah anyone who woman shops on Craigslist scares the bejesus out of me.

[Beefy]

heck yeah anyone who woman shops on Craigslist scares the bejesus out of me.

Go wallow in your irrational fear, no need to spam the board with spazzy paranoia you old fart! Onward! Upward!!!

[BRUTALITOPS]

Beefy don't drink and post.

And I didn't deem myself shit. I got deemed.

no one chose this path my son . .

[BRUTALITOPS]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2995/n1825682356351689591fh7.jpg

[Minister of Truth]

LOL Drunken posting is the tits. I mean, what kind of "who's that guy?" reputation would Cawacko have if he didn't post drunk occassionally? Even Brent benefits from it a little...

[Cancel3]

I guess this makes the rest of us the congregation?

Just don't expect much in the collection plate. But I wouldn't mind a tiny cup of grapejuice and the tiny flat cracker. As long as you skip the symbolic vampirism & cannablism.

[Cancel7]

For those of you who haven't noticed, Asshat owns this board, even though Damo pays for it.

He crushes his competition.

He litters the fields with those that embody fantasy and disregard reality.

Its obvious that all the women here want him.

Grind, Epicanus and Watermark deemed themselves the "holy trinity" of this board? Then Asshat is your Pontius Pilot, flat layin' the hurt on your dumbasses.

The fist of truth! Onward! Upward!

Lay off the crack pipe Beefy.

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

I guess this makes the rest of us the congregation?

Just don't expect much in the collection plate. But I wouldn't mind a tiny cup of grapejuice and the tiny flat cracker. As long as you skip the symbolic vampirism & cannablism.

Here ya go.
"The blood of asshat, the cup of coolness
The body of asshat, the bread of awesome"

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

Thanks for your kind words, Beefy. I won't let you down.

[Cancel3]

Here ya go.
"The blood of asshat, the cup of coolness
The body of asshat, the bread of awesome"

I think you were put in the position of Pontius Pilate. Which, if you recall your sunday school lessons, was not worshipped but was the one who "washed his hands of Jesus" and thereby sent him to be executed.



(sung to the tune of Amazing Grace)

Just plain politics
is home to me
bright shining as the sun
When we've been there
ten thousand hours
asshat still won't make sense

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

I think you were put in the position of Pontius Pilate. Which, if you recall your sunday school lessons, was not worshipped but was the one who "washed his hands of Jesus" and thereby sent him to be executed.



(sung to the tune of Amazing Grace)

Just plain politics
is home to me
bright shining as the sun
When we've been there
ten thousand hours
asshat still won't make sense

None of these metaphors are 100%.

I epitomize sense.

[LadyT]

Thanks for your kind words, Beefy. I won't let you down.

Your head is so far up your a$$ you never realize when you're being trolled.

[LadyT]

For those of you who haven't noticed, Ashat owns this board, even though Damo pays for it.

He crushes his competition.

He litters the fields with those that embody fantasy and disregard reality.

Its obvious that all the women here want him.

Grind, Epicanus and Watermark deemed themselves the "holy trinity" of this board? Then A$hat is your Pontius Pilot, flat layin' the hurt on your dumb@sses.

The fist of truth! Onward! Upward!


{puts on drunken post critic hat}


Overall great effort. It made the reader laugh and you managed to carefully strike the balance between relevance and randomness to give the humor that extra punch. As 3D mentioned, this post does qualify as t its, what really titified it was the fact that object of the drunken post actually believes you were serious.

We give this an 8.5/10.

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

{puts on drunken post critic hat}


Overall great effort. It made the reader laugh and you managed to carefully strike the balance between relevance and randomness to give the humor that extra punch. As 3D mentioned, this post does qualify as t its, what really titified it was the fact that object of the drunken post actually believes you were serious.

We give this an 8.5/10.

Stop fighting the truth, t.

[Cancel7]

{puts on drunken post critic hat}


Overall great effort. It made the reader laugh and you managed to carefully strike the balance between relevance and randomness to give the humor that extra punch. As 3D mentioned, this post does qualify as t its, what really titified it was the fact that object of the drunken post actually believes you were serious.

We give this an 8.5/10.

My favorite part is where Beefy claims that the women want him. Which women? I know I don’t. I know you don’t. I know thorn don’t. I am willing to bet that Meg doesn’t. I am even willing to go out on a limb and say that Kathi, despite being some sort of self-hating female conservative, doesn’t want asshat.

So what he really means is, the same thing Chris Matthews means, when he says about Bush “women love this guy, am I right? I mean, they love him. They love that whole tough guy landing on a carrier, I’m going to protect you thing, right?” And what both Chris Matthews and Beefy mean is: I love this guy. I want this guy. I got hard when he landed on that aircraft carrier. I think he looks great in jeans. I’m going to project these repressed homoerotic urges onto women.

[evince]

I want asshat...... to grow up and discuss like an adult for a change.

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

I want asshat...... to grow up and discuss like an adult for a change.

I do discuss like an adult. You just start acting like a child when you make no sense and are wrong.

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

My favorite part is where Beefy claims that the women want him. Which women? I know I don’t. I know you don’t. I know thorn don’t. I am willing to bet that Meg doesn’t. I am even willing to go out on a limb and say that Kathi, despite being some sort of self-hating female conservative, doesn’t want asshat.

So what he really means is, the same thing Chris Matthews means, when he says about Bush “women love this guy, am I right? I mean, they love him. They love that whole tough guy landing on a carrier, I’m going to protect you thing, right?” And what both Chris Matthews and Beefy mean is: I love this guy. I want this guy. I got hard when he landed on that aircraft carrier. I think he looks great in jeans. I’m going to project these repressed homoerotic urges onto women.

Oh darla, you protest too much. How sweet.

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

Me and Beefy are having a coed watermelon party. All you JPP chicks are invited.

[LadyT]

My favorite part is where Beefy claims that the women want him. Which women? I know I don’t. I know you don’t. I know thorn don’t. I am willing to bet that Meg doesn’t. I am even willing to go out on a limb and say that Kathi, despite being some sort of self-hating female conservative, doesn’t want ashat. ..

LMAO @ Darla

[Damocles]

Why y'all lying to yourselves? You KNOW you want a real man to just grab you by the hair and make you do what you wanted to all along...

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

Why y'all lying to yourselves? You KNOW you want a real man to just grab you by the hair and make you do what you wanted to all along...


As if I've ever espoused positions like that. Nice strawman. Bravo.

[Damocles]

As if I've ever espoused positions like that. Nice strawman. Bravo.
You crying now? I thought you told me how women want real men. I think you are ruining your image.

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

You crying now? I thought you told me how women want real men. I think you are ruining your image.
No crying.

I've merely done things like explain why men make more money. Only in the mind of an idiot does that make me a sexist.

[Cancel7]

I want asshat...... to grow up and discuss like an adult for a change.

It’s more likely that Billy Joel is going to start posting here.

[Damocles]

No crying.

I've merely done things like explain why men make more money. Only in the mind of an idiot does that make me a sexist.
Who said anything about sexist. And your tears are showing.

"But, but... But... *sniff* I didn't saaaay that! I just said *sniff*... You're a dummy!"

:cry: <- asshat

You need to stop digging, bud. You are going to lose all that sex appeal.

[LadyT]

Why y'all lying to yourselves? You KNOW you want a real man to just grab you by the hair and make you do what you wanted to all along...

lmao.
We do that on Thursdays.

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

Who said anything about sexist. And your tears are showing.

"But, but... But... *sniff* I didn't saaaay that! I just said *sniff*... You're a dummy!"

:cry: <- asshat

You need to stop digging, bud. You are going to lose all that sex appeal.

You need to stop digging strawmen out of your ass. Of course forcing women to do stuff implies sexism. Don't lie.

[Damocles]

You need to stop digging strawmen out of your ass. Of course forcing women to do stuff implies sexism. Don't lie.
It implies a penchant for BDSM, not sexism. Man, counterculture is not your forte. You should step quietly away...

I'm amazed that you can see that I was sarcastic, it doesn't seem to be one of your abilities if it's a compliment. Anyway, I was joking with the ladies. If you'd like to hop in and have some fun you can join in, otherwise you are just taking away from your magnificent image as a sexy beast. I've been giving good advice, jump in and have fun. Everybody else is.

[Damocles]

lmao.
We do that on Thursdays.
I thought that was our secret!

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

It implies a penchant for BDSM, not sexism. Man, counterculture is not your forte. You should step quietly away...


Yeah. That's what you meant. Right.



I'm amazed that you can see that I was sarcastic, it doesn't seem to be one of your abilities if it's a compliment. Anyway, I was joking with the ladies. If you'd like to hop in and have some fun you can join in, otherwise you are just taking away from your magnificent image as a sexy beast.

You've been sarcastic a lot lately when you get your ass handed to you. It's funny.

[Damocles]

Yeah. That's what you meant. Right.


You've been sarcastic a lot lately when you get your ass handed to you. It's funny.
Not everything is some awesome serious actual insult. You're losing your own game here. And badly so. At this point your tears are making a mess of the text on my screen. Quit it. You are soaking the paper. At least get a tissue, Tito.

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

Not everything is some awesome serious actual insult. You're losing your own game here. And badly so. At this point your tears are making a mess of the text on my screen. Quit it. You are soaking the paper. At least get a tissue, Tito.

I'm winning on levels you can't even fathom.:)

[Damocles]

I'm winning on levels you can't even fathom.:)
So... What you are saying is you like the Domme/sub relationship better?

;)

I'm really starting to enjoy this thread.

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

So... What you are saying is you like the Domme/sub relationship better?


ummm... no. Frankly I do not see how you could draw such a wrongminded conclusion.

[Damocles]

ummm... no. Frankly I do not see how you could draw such a wrongminded conclusion.
There's only one way to "win" when handed defeat and especially at levels I will never fathom, and it isn't from the perspective of Dom.

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

There's only one way to "win" in defeat at levels I will never fathom, and it isn't from the perspective of Dom.

Good one?

[Damocles]

Good one?
LOL. Well it was fun. Remember, Beefy thinks you rule.

[LadyT]

.........

I'm amazed that you can see that I was sarcastic, it doesn't seem to be one of your abilities if it's a compliment. Anyway, I was joking with the ladies. If you'd like to hop in and have some fun you can join in, otherwise you are just taking away from your magnificent image as a sexy beast. I've been giving good advice, jump in and have fun. Everybody else is.

Even I could tell you were joking. Let me tell you, its pretty hard to tell when your joking a lot of times.

[LadyT]

Yeah. That's what you meant. Right.


You've been sarcastic a lot lately when you get your *&^ handed to you. It's funny.

:lmao:

his delusions of grandeur know no bounds.

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

:lmao:

his delusions of grandeur know no bounds.


Objectively, I am grand.

[Minister of Truth]

When I take a hot woman home, I bend her over like this: :1up:

Is that sexist?

[uscitizen]

When I take a hot woman home, I bend her over like this: :1up:

Is that sexist?

And have her wear a ball cap ?

[BRUTALITOPS]

Even I could tell you were joking. Let me tell you, its pretty hard to tell when your joking a lot of times.

if people think his comment is funny then he will say it is a joke, if people take it seriously he will call it his serious argument.

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

if people think his comment is funny then he will say it is a joke, if people take it seriously he will call it his serious argument.

Oh is that what he does, Grind? I guess you're the authority on what people do then. Is that it? Huh? Huh? Is it?

[Damocles]

if people think his comment is funny then he will say it is a joke, if people take it seriously he will call it his serious argument.
Not really, way too often people take dry sarcasm as serious argument. I used to spend a bunch of time explaining. Now I try to avoid it and make the jokes more obvious.

[a11n]

yo me puse comprendo

[TexasMeg]

My favorite part is where Beefy claims that the women want him. Which women? I know I don’t. I know you don’t. I know thorn don’t. I am willing to bet that Meg doesn’t. I am even willing to go out on a limb and say that Kathi, despite being some sort of self-hating female conservative, doesn’t want asshat.

So what he really means is, the same thing Chris Matthews means, when he says about Bush “women love this guy, am I right? I mean, they love him. They love that whole tough guy landing on a carrier, I’m going to protect you thing, right?” And what both Chris Matthews and Beefy mean is: I love this guy. I want this guy. I got hard when he landed on that aircraft carrier. I think he looks great in jeans. I’m going to project these repressed homoerotic urges onto women.

:) for the first time i don't feel like such a noob on the site. YAY


oh btw this may or may not be a drunken post

[Beefy]

For the record, I was completely sober, of sound mind, and having a moment of pure, unabashed lucidity when I wrote this thread.

[TexasMeg]

For the record, I was completely sober, of sound mind, and having a moment of pure, unabashed lucidity when I wrote this thread.

me too :rolleyes:

[Beefy]

me too :rolleyes:

:clink:

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

For the record, I was completely sober, of sound mind, and having a moment of pure, unabashed lucidity when I wrote this thread.


Well what the fuck? Did he give you a blowjob or are you just that woefully ignorant? If you seriously meant what you said, you must be the same poster as AHZ, that is the only rational explanation, because the guy doesn't know what the hell he is talking about 95% of the time.

[uscitizen]

Well what the fuck? Did he give you a blowjob or are you just that woefully ignorant? If you seriously meant what you said, you must be the same poster as AHZ, that is the only rational explanation, because the guy doesn't know what the hell he is talking about 95% of the time.

He is still 4% ahead of you :D

[Beefy]

Well what the fuck? Did he give you a blowjob or are you just that woefully ignorant? If you seriously meant what you said, you must be the same poster as AHZ, that is the only rational explanation, because the guy doesn't know what the hell he is talking about 95% of the time.

Yes, I am AHZ. :rolleyes:

Thanks for the insight maineman.

[Minister of Truth]

And have her wear a ball cap ?

LOL nice. Actually, I haven't known more than two hot women at the most who ever wore ballcaps (off the field for the softball crowd)... :eek:

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I'm gonna go smoke some pot now. Nite.

[Minister of Truth]

I'm gonna go smoke some pot now. Nite.

Pussy! Where's the meth at?

[Diuretic]

lmao.
We do that on Thursdays.

EVERY Thursday? Well I never :D

[Diuretic]

:) for the first time i don't feel like such a noob on the site. YAY


oh btw this may or may not be a drunken post

You can always tell my drunken posts. I type very c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y and backspace a lot :clink:

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

Well what the fuck? Did he give you a blowjob or are you just that woefully ignorant? If you seriously meant what you said, you must be the same poster as AHZ, that is the only rational explanation, because the guy doesn't know what the hell he is talking about 95% of the time.

Yet somehow I keep defeating you.:cool:

[Cancel7]

He is still 4% ahead of you :D

LMAO

[Cancel7]

Yes, I am AHZ. :rolleyes:

Thanks for the insight maineman.

Well, as much as it pains me to say this Beefy - he has some legit questions there.

[LadyT]

EVERY Thursday? Well I never :D

pretty much.

[Diuretic]

pretty much.

Sorry, my fault, it was a reference to an old Australian trade union joke, it doesn't transfer well obviously. Apologies for any offence caused.

[LadyT]

Sorry, my fault, it was a reference to an old Australian trade union joke, it doesn't transfer well obviously. Apologies for any offence caused.

LOL. No offense taken.

[Cancel3]

Wow, I leave Tuesday morning for a marathon driving/training/safety check trip, and ya'll take a funny thread to the absolute limits.

Hmmm

Asshat, you might try the Dom/sub thing sometime. You might like to have a woman take a whip to you.

Kathi, you are less a noob than I, so enjoy.

And its thursday! When & where is this secret stuff supposed to happen?

[Minister of Truth]

Yet somehow I keep defeating you.:cool:

That's weird, you're the one who keeps getting 1ups banged up your ass...

[Cancel5]

I'm gonna go smoke some pot now. Nite.

I think I love you, Tender Heart Bear!

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

bump. Oh yeah.

[DamnYankee]

You can get medical marijuana in California simply by going down to any place like Venice Beach, paying some cash to one of the several doctors in a store-front and claiming any number of symptoms on his poster. Then he listens to your heart, takes your blood pressure and pulse, bumps your knee with one of those rubber hammers then gives you a prescription and you buy the shit and smoke it.

[Minister of Truth]

bump. Oh yeah.

:1up:

[placeholdername]

I am scared after reading this thread. Don't hurt me, pleeeeeease!