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Beefy
06-21-2008, 02:11 PM
I might get some sex today from the "Casual Encounters" section on Craigslist.

Here's the ad I put up:

"Hi, I'm 6' tall, nice guy, good looking, and I haven't been laid for 2 years. Its mainly because I didn't have the interest in dating or going to clubs to try to find sex, but for some reason, the last few weeks, I've been craving the soft touch of a woman. The naked skin, the hot breath, the smells, the sounds, the clasp, the passion, the sensory explosions...

I've never done this before on Casual encounters, so if your interested, you might have to take the lead, I don't know how to do this anymore.

Your picture gets mine, I don't think you'll be disappointed."

I'll keep all you idiots posted.

uscitizen
06-21-2008, 02:30 PM
VA cops just busted some johns renting hookers off of craigslist.

Beefy
06-21-2008, 02:35 PM
VA cops just busted some johns renting hookers off of craigslist.

I'm not looking for hookers.

uscitizen
06-21-2008, 02:59 PM
Those women / Police officers were not advertising as hookers.

But subsequent communication proved that was their intent to the Johns.

BRUTALITOPS
06-21-2008, 09:07 PM
beefy I don't know what kind of girl you are gonna get with this. I think you are gonna scare a lot of them away/come off super desperate.

Beefy
06-21-2008, 09:36 PM
beefy I don't know what kind of girl you are gonna get with this. I think you are gonna scare a lot of them away/come off super desperate.

You'd be surprised how many cute girls responded to this ad. A couple of prostitutes did as well, as well as spam bots, but 4 great leads came out of this ad, and its upfront.

I don't think I'll follow any of them through though, it is a wee bit embarrassing.

BRUTALITOPS
06-21-2008, 10:47 PM
you got the responses you were looking for and you aren't gonna close the deal? BEEFY, you got NO follow through. man. ... No follow through.

FUCK THE POLICE
06-21-2008, 11:50 PM
Why don't you just fuck them beefy? Is this all some sort of joke?

Epicurus
06-22-2008, 12:24 AM
Beefy wtf?

Beefy
06-22-2008, 12:40 AM
What? I got some responses, now I know I've got ultimate game.

That's all I need.

Now excuse me while I download some fetish porn and self service...

uscitizen
06-22-2008, 12:41 AM
Damo we do need a "just shakes head" emoticon.

Beefy
06-22-2008, 12:43 AM
Damo we do need a "just shakes head" emoticon.

What I do?

uscitizen
06-22-2008, 12:45 AM
What I do?

:bang:

Beefy
06-22-2008, 12:48 AM
:bang:


:D

I don't know what you're talking about.

LadyT
06-22-2008, 12:13 PM
Another great read in adventures in Beefy datingland.

evince
06-22-2008, 12:25 PM
You'd be surprised how many cute girls responded to this ad. A couple of prostitutes did as well, as well as spam bots, but 4 great leads came out of this ad, and its upfront.

I don't think I'll follow any of them through though, it is a wee bit embarrassing.


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