People Who's Opinion I Respect

[Beefy]

I respect Darla's opinion more than anyone else's here because hers is honest, discerning, and unmoved by anything, save for her valid and intelligent opinion. That, and she's sexually capable of making my penis move with just a nod of approval.

Damo, he's the man, and though he will resort to such filth as "nonsense" and "rubbish", his intelligent discussion often goes over the heads of his opponents, and as per usual, he crushes them, asshat style.

Watermark - smart, great kid. Clueless as to where the boundaries are, but a respectable dude nonetheless.

There's about 20 more of you, but I just ran out of gas. Sue me.

[evince]

I agree we have some really great people on this board and to try and mention them all would take all day.

Group hug :party:

[AHZ]

he crushes them, asshat style.


Thanks for acknowledging that I am emblematic of crushing opponents.

[Temp]

I respect Darla's opinion more than anyone else's here because hers is honest, discerning, and unmoved by anything, save for her valid and intelligent opinion. That, and she's sexually capable of making my penis move with just a nod of approval.



The rest of this post was unnecessary.

I agree with this part of it. Very good.

[Cancel7]

I respect Darla's opinion more than anyone else's here because hers is honest, discerning, and unmoved by anything, save for her valid and intelligent opinion. That, and she's sexually capable of making my penis move with just a nod of approval.

Damo, he's the man, and though he will resort to such filth as "nonsense" and "rubbish", his intelligent discussion often goes over the heads of his opponents, and as per usual, he crushes them, asshat style.

Watermark - smart, great kid. Clueless as to where the boundaries are, but a respectable dude nonetheless.

There's about 20 more of you, but I just ran out of gas. Sue me.

You didn't have to write this big, propaganda post Beefy to make up for the wicked witch post. I'll still sleep with you.

[Cancel7]

The rest of this post was unnecessary.

I agree with this part of it. Very good.

I couldn't agree more!

Who is this new poster? They seem so...so, brilliant!

[evince]

I dont know but its not Lady T because she just pm'ed me.

[Cancel7]

I dont know but its not Lady T because she just pm'ed me.

LOL. It was me Desh, you were right.

She didn't PM me. Do you think she doesn't like me anymore? I drunk PM'd her, maybe that's why?

[BRUTALITOPS]

That, and she's sexually capable of making my penis move with just a nod of approval.


TMI. way tmi.

[Damocles]

Well, thanks Beefs...

[Cancel7]

Well, thanks Beefs...

I'm sorry, this thread is not about you. Does everything have to be about you, even Beefy's penis?

[Damocles]

I'm sorry, this thread is not about you. Does everything have to be about you, even Beefy's penis?
*snerk*

No. You can have that.

[evince]

You could auction it off Darla.

[Battleborne]

I respect Darla's opinion more than anyone else's here because hers is honest, discerning, and unmoved by anything, save for her valid and intelligent opinion. That, and she's sexually capable of making my penis move with just a nod of approval.

Damo, he's the man, and though he will resort to such filth as "nonsense" and "rubbish", his intelligent discussion often goes over the heads of his opponents, and as per usual, he crushes them, asshat style.

Watermark - smart, great kid. Clueless as to where the boundaries are, but a respectable dude nonetheless.

There's about 20 more of you, but I just ran out of gas. Sue me.


Makes a guy wanna....:barf: This has to take the award for the biggest kiss ass on the board...so the little hottie from craigs list not working out?(no wonder a slice of pie! for a second date?...lmao)...ya need to hit the cyber sex thingee again?

[Cancel7]

You could auction it off Darla.

I have been Desh. And i've been cleaning up. Why do you think I bother hanging around this place?

[Damocles]

I have been Desh. And i've been cleaning up. Why do you think I bother hanging around this place?
Because we are collectively the best web site you have ever seen.

That was an easy one!

[LadyT]

{....sits in corner pouting that she wasn't mentioned.....}

[Beefy]

{....sits in corner pouting that she wasn't mentioned.....}

Thats because I've known you for years, since 2003 in fact, and I've shared with you all kinds of stories about failed threesomes, poker losses, hot roommates, and lo and behold, a couple of douchebag Mormon Missionary kids get to witness the bounty, and I don't.

That's why.

[Cancel7]

Thats because I've known you for years, since 2003 in fact, and I've shared with you all kinds of stories about failed threesomes, poker losses, hot roommates, and lo and behold, a couple of douchebag Mormon Missionary kids get to witness the bounty, and I don't.

That's why.

Really Beefy, who has she been showing it to? Tell me everything.

[LadyT]

Thats because I've known you for years, since 2003 in fact, and I've shared with you all kinds of stories about failed threesomes, poker losses, hot roommates, and lo and behold, a couple of douchebag Mormon Missionary kids get to witness the bounty, and I don't.

That's why.

lmao. Are you ever going to forget about that?:p

[Minister of Truth]

Seeing as how Watermark rarely offers a serious opinion, I don't see how you can rank him as highly respectable, Beefy...

GO FIGURE...

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Seeing as how Watermark rarely offers a serious opinion, I don't see how you can rank him as highly respectable, Beefy...

GO FIGURE...

Threedee is a moron.*



*Serious WM opinion.

[Cancel3]

When I have been here long enough to be auctioned off, can I ask for a commission?

[Cancel7]

When I have been here long enough to be auctioned off, can I ask for a commission?

Yes but you have to work up some buzz about yourself first. You can try what Tiana does, which is to put up 'links" to "Naked pictures" of herself on people's profiles, claiming that she thought they were there, but she can't wait she has to take the pic down, maybe next time...or you can try what I do, which is PM members claiming I had a sex dream about them, out of nowhere, and then go into details about it. But it's probably better to come up with your own schtick.

I mean, nobody's just going to bid on you, just because you are hanging around here. You have to do something.

[LadyT]

I'm not ashamed of my body Darla.

[LadyT]

oh what the hell

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/pic7.jpg

[Cancel3]

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to miss out on the auctions. The discussions and debates are enough for me.


:rolleyes:

[Cancel7]

"Last edited by LadyT; Today at 08:12 PM. Reason: pic probably violates a rule so no naked tiana - sorry folks had to take it down "

LOL. I'm pretty sure Damo would make an exception.

[Cancel7]

oh what the hell

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/pic7.jpg

Ech, gag me!

[LadyT]

Ech, gag me!

you specifically said you weren't into that anymore. :(

[Cancel7]

you specifically said you weren't into that anymore. :(

Opps! You got me.

[LadyT]

When I have been here long enough to be auctioned off, can I ask for a commission?

Don't listen to Darla. I've decided to open up a man-meat store. I was going to see if damo would put a link to it under the JPP.com store. Toe-Tapper and Mark Foley are all aboard. Can I count you in?

[FUCK THE POLICE]

oh what the hell

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/pic7.jpg

Those tits are awesome, LadyT.

[Cancel7]

Don't listen to Darla. I've decided to open up a man-meat store. I was going to see if damo would put a link to it under the JPP.com store. Toe-Tapper and Mark Foley are all aboard. Can I count you in?

Well, it doesn't sound as if you will have anything for the hetero shopper?

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Here's me:

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/126056/32.jpg

[LadyT]

Well, it doesn't sound as if you will have anything for the hetero shopper?

My people are meeting with Cawacko's people tonight. Also, I think I can convince DigitalDave to sign up. He's getting married soon and can use the extra cash.

[LadyT]

Here's me:

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/126056/32.jpg

so hot WM. So hot.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

so hot WM. So hot.

And I'm such a nice guy too. All those hot girls who won't screw me are being selfish and are wrong.

I'm onto something here. Excuse me while I make it into a whiny rant.

[Beefy]

oh what the hell

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/pic7.jpg

I'd hit it.

[uscitizen]

:shock:

[Cancel3]

Well, it doesn't sound as if you will have anything for the hetero shopper?

I'm game. Auction me off to the highest female bidder. I'd hate for Darla to think you neglected the hetero shoppers.

:cof1:

[Damocles]

I'd hit it.
With many 2x4s just before running away very quickly...

[Damocles]

Here's me:

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/126056/32.jpg
The crooked glasses are so old school nerd. He's really got the retro-nerd look down! Good job H2O!

[DigitalDave]

My people are meeting with Cawacko's people tonight. Also, I think I can convince DigitalDave to sign up. He's getting married soon and can use the extra cash.

Yeah, you need some choices for those hetero's. I strip for the gay's but for the hetero's I go all the way.

[Cancel7]

The crooked glasses are so old school nerd. He's really got the retro-nerd look down! Good job H2O!

I don’t know. There’s something about him that has been growing on me. I guess it’s my nerd-love showing. I’m pretty much a freak.

[Cancel3]

I don’t know. There’s something about him that has been growing on me. I guess it’s my nerd-love showing. I’m pretty much a freak.

Darla, then break the boy in and spoil him for all other women. Let his first time be something that leaves him weak-kneed and gasping for air.

[Battleborne]

Darla, then break the boy in and spoil him for all other women. Let his first time be something that leaves him weak-kneed and gasping for air.

Darla needs dial and Listerine mouth wash?:cof1:

[Cancel3]

Darla needs dial and Listerine mouth wash?:cof1:

I wouldn't call that the friendliest post around.

Despite her reputation as a sex goddess, Darla seems like a lotta laughs to me.

[uscitizen]

Darla, then break the boy in and spoil him for all other women. Let his first time be something that leaves him weak-kneed and gasping for air.

At my age that is what I strive for :D
As long as the lady is in the same boat.

Minutemen...sheesh.

[Cancel3]

At your age?

Isn't that what we should all strive for at any age? Its just that as we get older we get better and better at accomplishing it.

[a11n]

this thread failed

[Cancel3]

this thread failed

Oh my goodness! Please forgive us all for not entertaining and enlightening you sufficiently!

Oh no, we have failed........whatever will I do.


Hmmm, I guess I'll wait until I give a damn. :321:

[Battleborne]

I wouldn't call that the friendliest post around.

Despite her reputation as a sex goddess, Darla seems like a lotta laughs to me.+

This is internet...do you believe what everyone claims to be on the net?...Do you also use phone sex?...lol...most operators are chubby lonely broke ass gals who sound really convincing to the unaware..........:rolleyes: By the way darla dishes out and receives the same in return!

[Cancel7]

I wouldn't call that the friendliest post around.

Despite her reputation as a sex goddess, Darla seems like a lotta laughs to me.

Hahha, BB is on another binge I see. I never claimed to be any sex goddess, I can tell you that! For about ten minutes, yesterday morning, I had my picture posted on Cawacko’s profile page. I wanted him to see an updated shot of me, and I put it there just precisely so that anyone could see, knowing no one would, and they’d get all pissed off after when they found out. That’s how I amuse myself while at work.

[Battleborne]

Hahha, BB is on another binge I see. I never claimed to be any sex goddess, I can tell you that! For about ten minutes, yesterday morning, I had my picture posted on Cawacko’s profile page. I wanted him to see an updated shot of me, and I put it there just precisely so that anyone could see, knowing no one would, and they’d get all pissed off after when they found out. That’s how I amuse myself while at work.

'
Right we all want to see the 'Goddess'...and check out cawacko's profile to see you there..:rolleyes:

[TRGLDTE]

Hahha, BB is on another binge I see. I never claimed to be any sex goddess, I can tell you that! For about ten minutes, yesterday morning, I had my picture posted on Cawacko’s profile page. I wanted him to see an updated shot of me, and I put it there just precisely so that anyone could see, knowing no one would, and they’d get all pissed off after when they found out. That’s how I amuse myself while at work. Hmph! Four pages into this thread and no mention of me, and now I find out that I wasn't included in the pictorial regalia? :cry:

Even after I shared that Yoga kicked my butt? Hmph! No more poetry for you guys.

Again I say "Humph!"

:mun:

[Cancel7]

Hmph! Four pages into this thread and no mention of me, and now I find out that I wasn't included in the pictorial regalia? :cry:

Even after I shared that Yoga kicked my butt? Hmph! No more poetry for you guys.

Again I say "Humph!"

:mun:

Oh sorry, I didn’t think you’d be interested. I only put it on his profile, seriously, to piss off people like BB who would love to download it so he can photoshop it with some porn and add it to his creepy collection. LOL I can PM it to you, if you want, but not till I later. You should send me an updated pic too! When you think about it, it’s been a lot of years since we have all seen each other. Cawacko posted a pic Trog! He is way hotter than you would ever think considering that he comes home from the bar alone every night and posts here.

[Battleborne]

Oh sorry, I didn’t think you’d be interested. I only put it on his profile, seriously, to piss off people like BB who would love to download it so he can photoshop it with some porn and add it to his creepy collection. LOL I can PM it to you, if you want, but not till I later. You should send me an updated pic too! When you think about it, it’s been a lot of years since we have all seen each other. Cawacko posted a pic Trog! He is way hotter than you would ever think considering that he comes home from the bar alone every night and posts here.

This is way too funny...sorry hunny bun...a M-1 carbine you are not...carry on though you have the metro guys fooled...and no I would not waste my time with photo shop..thats your gig!:cof1:

[Cancel3]

Ouch, a little humor and we start slinging it around.

Yep, this is the internet. And when I call Darla a "sex goddess" I am playing online. Whether she is absolutely beautiful or ugly as a mud fence has no real bearing on things here. My sex goddess is my wife. She thought this thread was hilarious. In fact, if I flirted harder with Darla she wouldn't care at all. She knows she is where I go for the 'real thing', so any playful convos here are just chats.

We are both old hands at the internet.

[LadyT]

Ouch, a little humor and we start slinging it around.

Yep, this is the internet. And when I call Darla a "sex goddess" I am playing online. Whether she is absolutely beautiful or ugly as a mud fence has no real bearing on things here. My sex goddess is my wife. She thought this thread was hilarious. In fact, if I flirted harder with Darla she wouldn't care at all. She knows she is where I go for the 'real thing', so any playful convos here are just chats.

We are both old hands at the internet.

awww isn't that sweet!

Is she okay with me turning you into one of my hoes?

[Cancel3]

awww isn't that sweet!

Is she okay with me turning you into one of my hoes?

She says she is fine with it, as long as she gets a cut of the profits.


:whip:

[Minister of Truth]

I'm not married, so I'd make a better hoe for you, LadyT.

[uscitizen]

I'm not married, so I'd make a better hoe for you, LadyT.

Untrained material.

[LadyT]

She says she is fine with it, as long as she gets a cut of the profits.


:whip:

ok.

I'm not unreasonable.

You tell her we have a deal.

[LadyT]

I'm not married, so I'd make a better hoe for you, LadyT.

I'm afraid USC's right. I need my hoes to have experience. Lots of experience. Solitary seems like he's a seasoned hoe.

Sorry kid.

[Cancel3]

I'm afraid USC's right. I need my hoes to have experience. Lots of experience. Solitary seems like he's a seasoned hoe.

Sorry kid.

Seasoned. What a wonderful way to put it. So how seasoned? Spicy hot or mild? lmao

I guess that will be up to the highest bidder.

Oh, my wife says she also wants a cut of any pics or videos sold. (or did you forget that lucrative market?)

[Damocles]

I'm not married, so I'd make a better hoe for you, LadyT.
So you are offering to do the gardening?

[Cancel3]

Shouldn't this be in the "Obama is going to make slaves of all white people, and Lady T gets us all as slaves" thread?

[uscitizen]

Hey now I an't gonna be no slave to Obama, Like I was not to Bush.

LadyT now is a whole different matter.

[Cancel3]

Being a slave never sounds appealing. But there are those to whom I would serve with more enthusiasm than others. LadyT certainly sounds like more fun.

[Cancel11]

i dont respect anyones openion]

fuck you all bietches

i love tequila!!!

[FUCK THE POLICE]

i dont respect anyones openion]

fuck you all bietches

i love tequila!!!

Yes you do, my friend. Yes you do.

[Minister of Truth]

I'm afraid USC's right. I need my hoes to have experience. Lots of experience. Solitary seems like he's a seasoned hoe.

Sorry kid.

Dammit, I lost! Fuck me!


So you are offering to do the gardening?

LOL I was waiting for the pun from somewhere :)


Yes you do, my friend. Yes you do.
What, do you two drink together?

[LadyT]

So you are offering to do the gardening?

you seem like a seasoned fellow too. I'm inducting you into my man meat business.

[Damocles]

you seem like a seasoned fellow too. I'm inducting you into my man meat business.
:woot:

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Dammit, I lost! Fuck me!

For some reason, I doubt that LadyT is going to respond to that.

[Minister of Truth]

Well, the worst thing they can do is say "no..."

[Cancel3]

Well, the worst thing they can do is say "no..."

Well said, Threedee! Show your gusto and courage. Go for it. Lots may say no, but eventually some (maybe some drunk ones) will say yes.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Well, the worst thing they can do is say "no..."

That's a patent lie. I know for a fact that there's much worse things they can say.

[uscitizen]

Hey when I was young and hittin the bars for women. Being tastefully blunt worked a lot for me, get smacked or left alone, but covered more options and spent less money finding out if I was going to get lucky.

[Cancel3]

That's a patent lie. I know for a fact that there's much worse things they can say.

This is true. Back in my bar cruising days, the worst thing I ever experienced was simple laughter. Nothing she could have said would have even come close.

[Minister of Truth]

I have met guys who will go up to women at bars and ask, "hey, you wanna fuck?" 1/10 times it works, which is roughly 3 bars max. I don't have that kind of personality though... :)

[Cancel3]

I have met guys who will go up to women at bars and ask, "hey, you wanna fuck?" 1/10 times it works, which is roughly 3 bars max. I don't have that kind of personality though... :)

Eh, I'm not sure I want that kind of personality.

Maybe its unmanly of me, but I was never a fan of the quick pickup sorta fuck.

I guess if you want conquests its good. But the first time is never as good as the ones later when you know the other person. Even if its just knowing their preferences in bed, it gets better over time.

[Cypress]

I have met guys who will go up to women at bars and ask, "hey, you wanna fuck?" 1/10 times it works, which is roughly 3 bars max. I don't have that kind of personality though... :)

If that were true, Cawacko would be getting laid a few times a month. Instead of coming on here at 3am with sexually repressed incoherent rants.

[uscitizen]

If that were true, Cawacko would be getting laid a few times a month. Instead of coming on here at 3am with sexually repressed incoherent rants.

yeah it works about 1 out of 10 times. But you have to show up at the correct time after the women are not so sober.

Cawacko is a republican, who would want to sleep with him ?

[Cancel7]

If that were true, Cawacko would be getting laid a few times a month. Instead of coming on here at 3am with sexually repressed incoherent rants.

LOL1 What's funny is that this is exactly what he did, mere hours after you wrote this. You're a prophet now Cypress.