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Beefy
04-29-2008, 11:18 PM
Just bought my first BMW. 3 series, white, sunroof.

Now I need to sell my Lumina.

Bring the broads on, no more of this "I'm not thirsty at all" business.

BRUTALITOPS
04-29-2008, 11:21 PM
nice dude, nice

FUCK THE POLICE
04-29-2008, 11:23 PM
My first was an escort.

Beefy
04-29-2008, 11:53 PM
nice dude, nice

Did I mention that its already a classic?

FUCK THE POLICE
04-30-2008, 12:00 AM
Did I mention that its already a classic?

No b/c no one cares

Beefy
04-30-2008, 12:14 AM
No b/c no one cares

Firemuffs are not to tell anyone who cares about what.

uscitizen
04-30-2008, 06:08 AM
Congrats on the Bowell Movement Works dude.
If it turns you on. Not into vehicular worship myself.

evince
04-30-2008, 06:55 AM
"girls" love classics.

Women love men.

Chapdog
04-30-2008, 06:56 AM
id rather waste my money on sweet vacations then nice cars.

evince
04-30-2008, 07:10 AM
I have an 07 focus and love the little sucker. Cheap , handles well, good safety and repair record. Is a 5 door so I can carry all kinds of stuff in it. This is the first time I have ever had a car that was brand new. First time I have had the remote key and electric windows. I have always taken my hubbys handed down work cars. Its kbeen kfricking great. We would buy him a work car and they would give us a car allowance. wwe would buy a saturn cheap. We would make sure it was entirely covered by the allowance and then when it was paid for he would get a new one and I would take the three year old saturn. They changed it so he gets lease cars for nothing so I was using my last saturn when someone crashed it last year. They turned right into me. Luckily I was not hurt. my dog was in the back and she just happened to be sitting in the right spot and the car just spun arround her. She was wondering what we did that for though.

So that meant we had to buy a car for me. We decided to buy new. So I researched what was the cheapest best buy and the Focus won the spot. I fricking love hatch backs. My favorite cars have always been hatchbacks. Functionality over anything in a car for me. My focus is very comfortable too.

Thorn
04-30-2008, 11:41 AM
Sounds like a great car, Beefy, when do we get to see a pic?

Sorry, but it won't technically be a "classic" 'til it's 20 yrs. old. Our '87 Buick Grand National just made that distinction last year.

uscitizen
04-30-2008, 11:43 AM
Yeah got a couple more years till my Subaru is a classic :D

Battleborne
04-30-2008, 12:06 PM
Sounds like a great car, Beefy, when do we get to see a pic?

Sorry, but it won't technically be a "classic" 'til it's 20 yrs. old. Our '87 Buick Grand National just made that distinction last year.


Thats not a classic...that was a GM mistake!...akin to Fords Edsel!:cof1:

Battleborne
04-30-2008, 03:08 PM
Just bought my first BMW. 3 series, white, sunroof.

Now I need to sell my Lumina.

Bring the broads on, no more of this "I'm not thirsty at all" business.


May I give you a little unsolicited advice?
If you want to get laid treat a Lady like a whore and a whore like a lady...I really don't know why it works...it just does...and if you are looking for a wife that will be faithful...look for a whore that wants to be a lady...treat her right and no studmuffin can sway her away...she been there and done that thingee! Not saying ladies are closet sluts...there are quite a few decent ones about...just harder to snag...they are in demand!;)

Epicurus
04-30-2008, 04:28 PM
May I give you a little unsolicited advice?
If you want to get laid treat a Lady like a whore and a whore like a lady...I really don't know why it works...it just does...and if you are looking for a wife that will be faithful...look for a whore that wants to be a lady...treat her right and no studmuffin can sway her away...she been there and done that thingee! Not saying ladies are closet sluts...there are quite a few decent ones about...just harder to snag...they are in demand!;)

Wow...

With wisdom like that, I can't imagine why you're still single???

Topspin
04-30-2008, 04:30 PM
I say the beamer will fit right in on the tennis courts.
And I go opposite of the redneck battleborn unless you want trailer trash like he has.
Treat that hottie on the tennis court like she 100 times more important than beating the couple on the otherside. Soon the beamer will have shotgun taken.

Battleborne
04-30-2008, 04:31 PM
Wow...

With wisdom like that, I can't imagine why you're still single???


I like my freedom...did the married thingee twice...I like my space...thats just me...I was trying to help el beefy thru a hard and desparate time!...thats all!

tinfoil
04-30-2008, 04:49 PM
May I give you a little unsolicited advice?
If you want to get laid treat a Lady like a whore and a whore like a lady...I really don't know why it works...it just does...and if you are looking for a wife that will be faithful...look for a whore that wants to be a lady...treat her right and no studmuffin can sway her away...she been there and done that thingee! Not saying ladies are closet sluts...there are quite a few decent ones about...just harder to snag...they are in demand!;)

LOL I like it! Off to the strip club I go.

Topspin
04-30-2008, 04:53 PM
translation battle can't pay someone to stick with him, and he doesn't mind paying them to leave.

uscitizen
04-30-2008, 04:53 PM
Umm we can tell from the ladies on here that BB does not do to well with them. Perhaps caution on following his advise would be advisable.

Topspin
04-30-2008, 04:56 PM
treat a woman like a whore, yet he's single for years. LOFL
Damn, who would have guessed he topped out at community college for police academy 6.

Battleborne
04-30-2008, 05:01 PM
Umm we can tell from the ladies on here that BB does not do to well with them. Perhaps caution on following his advise would be advisable.


The so called women in here are just cyber ladies..not real for all intents and purposes...however you must spend alot of time in porn sites...based on this analogy of me...get a clue us cit...all in forums are not cyber stalkers like you!

Some just come to have fun and give real and useful advice...others are whiners and poo poo dudes or in your case dudetts..like in 'cross dressers'...no wonder momma left in such a rush...sharing panty hose would be a bummer!

Battleborne
04-30-2008, 05:04 PM
treat a woman like a whore, yet he's single for years. LOFL
Damn, who would have guessed he topped out at community college for police academy 6.


Your life in here is a fraud...any 'real' girl can see thru that!...you and us cit are full of shit!


side note...learn to read...the statement was 'treat a Lady like a whore'...are you always this dense?

Topspin
04-30-2008, 05:44 PM
Is that trailer behind your truck the one you live in. LOL

Battleborne
04-30-2008, 05:47 PM
Is that trailer behind your truck the one you live in. LOL


try a office at the airpark...ya know where airplanes are parked for the night!
Never mind you are too short and full of shit to have ventured outside of the County Park...Tennis court...;)

Beefy
05-01-2008, 01:36 AM
Sounds like a great car, Beefy, when do we get to see a pic?

Sorry, but it won't technically be a "classic" 'til it's 20 yrs. old. Our '87 Buick Grand National just made that distinction last year.

Bingo, you're the only one that got it. Its an '85, but I dig it like it was new. Fun little sporty job, I only paid $1,000 for it.

Looks just like this, but without the plastic by the sunroof:

http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/bmw/images/147_4742s.JPG

tinfoil
05-01-2008, 07:44 AM
hehe I love old beamers. It must be really clean if you bought it on the island.

LadyT
05-01-2008, 10:26 AM
what's the difference b/t old and classic. I hate old cars.

Battleborne
05-01-2008, 10:31 AM
what's the difference b/t old and classic. I hate old cars.


Grows in value...a new car decreases beginning after driving off the lot!

Take a 57 Vet...sold for about $2500 new... now it sells for over $40,000..

LadyT
05-01-2008, 10:58 AM
hehe I love old beamers. It must be really clean if you bought it on the island.

ugh.

I don't get the fascination with old cars. manual windows, uncomfortable, huge, gas guzzlers, manual doors, no GPS, integrated IPODs or satellite radio, back camera, and from what I see they seem like they cost a ton to keep up.

Beefy
05-01-2008, 11:03 AM
My car is in tits condition. Power everything, sunroof, and it has an on dash commodore 64 complete with the logo program.

It looks brand new, chicks dig it.

Battleborne
05-01-2008, 11:47 AM
My car is in tits condition. Power everything, sunroof, and it has an on dash commodore 64 complete with the logo program.

It looks brand new, chicks dig it.


now all you need to do is convince Lady T and darla...here is a pic of their new T shirt design...tells alot...maybe the Beemer has a future...

www.prankplace.com/tshirts_dora.htm

Thorn
05-01-2008, 12:06 PM
ugh.

I don't get the fascination with old cars. manual windows, uncomfortable, huge, gas guzzlers, manual doors, no GPS, integrated IPODs or satellite radio, back camera, and from what I see they seem like they cost a ton to keep up.

I think it has to be in your blood. I absolutely love old cars, and can appreciate some of the new ones as well. On long drives when I was a kid, my Dad used to get me to ID everything we saw -- make, model, year -- to keep me occupied, and I've never lost the interest. Recent models aren't very interesting visually, but I can appreciate the styles and development of the automobile over the decades. There's a good classic car club here and we go to see some of their shows.

We watch Barrett-Jackson auctions twice a year (they're less interesting now, though, that they've become overproduced), and I used to enjoy the show "American Hot Rod", again until it became a TV show and not about the cars. Then Boyd Coddington died last month.