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Beefy
04-28-2008, 10:26 PM
So I'm at Pipeline yesterday, just checking out the scenery and as I'm walking around, this blonde gal with the roundest, juiciest ass on earth says to me "Hi. You look like you're thirsty!"

And being the pimp that I am, I replied, "Actually, I'm not thirsty at all".

I need a coach. I should be getting laid left and right.

Damocles
04-28-2008, 10:39 PM
So I'm at Pipeline yesterday, just checking out the scenery and as I'm walking around, this blonde gal with the roundest, juiciest ass on earth says to me "Hi. You look like you're thirsty!"

And being the pimp that I am, I replied, "Actually, I'm not thirsty at all".

I need a coach. I should be getting laid left and right.
She just wanted to give you a free sample of some fruit drink they sell to tourists.

Beefy
04-28-2008, 10:41 PM
She just wanted to give you a free sample of some fruit drink they sell to tourists.

This wasn't that. She had a cooler of beer and a couple of friends with her.

Damocles
04-28-2008, 10:58 PM
This wasn't that. She had a cooler of beer and a couple of friends with her.
Yeah, you are just an idiot.

Beefy
04-28-2008, 11:03 PM
Yeah, you are just an idiot.

I wave my fist at you.

Damocles
04-28-2008, 11:04 PM
I wave my fist at you.
Next time, at least get a free beer. Well, unless it is Budweiser, then just pretend to drink it.

BRUTALITOPS
04-29-2008, 01:10 AM
This wasn't that. She had a cooler of beer and a couple of friends with her.


mbl .... seriously man... seriously...

though this still isn't bad as the time you turned down the 3sum with those two hot girls. Yes I still remember that story from politics.com

BRUTALITOPS
04-29-2008, 01:13 AM
If I have a beer.... and... and YOU have a beer... and my straw reaaches alllllllllll the way across to where the hot girl is, I drink your beer!...I drink it all... I DRINK IT UP!

Beefy
04-29-2008, 02:02 AM
mbl .... seriously man... seriously...

though this still isn't bad as the time you turned down the 3sum with those two hot girls. Yes I still remember that story from politics.com

I know.

And the Linda and Tacey story....

I don't know if I told you, but in 2003 I was offered a Marisol (supreme Puerto Rican girl, fine) and Leanne (big titted russian girl, super fine) 3 some, and I turned that down also, but that time it was because I was paired up with Jocelyn, who I later found out was fucking Steve Bender on the side... So in retrospect, I should have taken it.

LadyT
04-29-2008, 06:18 AM
I didn't hear the first story. Please recap.

:corn:

LadyT
04-29-2008, 06:18 AM
and yeah, you need help - that was pathetic.

Cancel7
04-29-2008, 06:25 AM
and yeah, you need help - that was pathetic.

Unconsciously he's waiting for someone. She'll be along.

LadyT
04-29-2008, 06:43 AM
Unconsciously he's waiting for someone. She'll be along.

In the mean time.....

wait.....are you saying you're the one? You like beefy? :D

Cancel7
04-29-2008, 07:11 AM
In the mean time.....

wait.....are you saying you're the one? You like beefy? :D

LOL.

Damocles
04-29-2008, 07:13 AM
In the mean time.....

wait.....are you saying you're the one? You like beefy? :D
Yeah... She just doesn't want to move to that cesspool of a state... I mean, they let Dawg the Bounty Hunter in!

Chapdog
04-29-2008, 07:43 AM
what you do is take the beer and then stick your key in it and shotgun it. LOL

LadyT
04-29-2008, 07:47 AM
So, Darla likes beefy!

I mean I"m jealous, but if I had to lose you to someone I guess beefy will suffice :cry:

Cancel7
04-29-2008, 07:53 AM
So, Darla likes beefy!

I mean I"m jealous, but if I had to lose you to someone I guess beefy will suffice :cry:

LOL You are a total nut.

LadyT
04-29-2008, 07:54 AM
LOL You are a total nut.

Are you two going to name your kids after your screen names? I think that would be cute. I really like the name Darla.

Damocles
04-29-2008, 07:58 AM
Are you two going to name your kids after your screen names? I think that would be cute. I really like the name Darla.
Little girls don't like to be called "Beefy".

Cancel7
04-29-2008, 07:59 AM
Little girls don't like to be called "Beefy".

LOL. Really.

LadyT
04-29-2008, 08:01 AM
Little girls don't like to be called "Beefy".

True. I would assume they'd have that as a nickname for their son. No one is going to mess with the guy called "Beefy".

LadyT
04-29-2008, 08:02 AM
Although Darla, I hope you have dental insurance. I don't think you want the family to be covered under Beefy's current plan.

Cancel7
04-29-2008, 08:04 AM
Although Darla, I hope you have dental insurance. I don't think you want the family to be covered under Beefy's current plan.

LOL. I have dental insurance, though it leaves something to be desired.

LadyT
04-29-2008, 08:06 AM
LOL. I have dental insurance, though it leaves something to be desired.

If that's not a come on Beefy, I don't know what is.

Battleborne
04-29-2008, 08:07 AM
So I'm at Pipeline yesterday, just checking out the scenery and as I'm walking around, this blonde gal with the roundest, juiciest ass on earth says to me "Hi. You look like you're thirsty!"

And being the pimp that I am, I replied, "Actually, I'm not thirsty at all".

I need a coach. I should be getting laid left and right.



and what did she answer to this nerd response?

LadyT
04-29-2008, 08:07 AM
LOL. I have dental insurance...

Translation:

Baby I got what you need

Cancel7
04-29-2008, 08:08 AM
Oh yeah, that is my biggest line; I’ve got dental insurance. It works especially well in red-neck towns. That and “I’ve got a six – pack of shaefer in the trunk”

LadyT
04-29-2008, 08:10 AM
Oh yeah, that is my biggest line; I’ve got dental insurance. It works especially well in red-neck towns. That and “I’ve got a six – pack of shaefer in the trunk”

Its all about knowing your audience.

are you moving out there or is beefy coming to NY?

Cancel7
04-29-2008, 08:13 AM
Its all about knowing your audience.

are you moving out there or is beefy coming to NY?

Would you stop with the rumor mongering, trouble maker? I'm totally going to start rumors about you.

LadyT
04-29-2008, 08:17 AM
Would you stop with the rumor mongering, trouble maker? I'm totally going to start rumors about you.

LMAO! :clink: Its better than talking about Wright.

Damocles
04-29-2008, 08:18 AM
Would you stop with the rumor mongering, trouble maker? I'm totally going to start rumors about you.
Imagine if she went to the Rev. Wright's church and supported farting....

Cancel7
04-29-2008, 08:18 AM
LMAO! :clink: Its better than talking about Wright.

I don’t want to have to tell everybody that when we PM’d each other our lists of people from JPP we would sleep with, you had Doniston on yours.

LadyT
04-29-2008, 08:20 AM
I don’t want to have to tell everybody that when we PM’d each other our lists of people from JPP we would sleep with, you had Doniston on yours.

Well, to be fair he was only #4

evince
04-29-2008, 08:21 AM
the Beefy man aint no whore.

Way to go Beefy. No apple butt girl can buy the man for a beer.

I hope the roomate saw the "lack" of transaction.

Cancel7
04-29-2008, 08:22 AM
Well, to be fair he was only #4

And they can only imagine what the first three were like now! lol

LadyT
04-29-2008, 08:57 AM
And they can only imagine what the first three were like now! lol

Sigh....are you going to make me say it?

uscitizen
04-29-2008, 09:01 AM
I did not see where Darla denied it.....

Cancel7
04-29-2008, 09:32 AM
I did not see where Darla denied it.....

I like Beefy.

Cancel7
04-29-2008, 09:32 AM
Sigh....are you going to make me say it?

Yes! Publish the list!

LadyT
04-29-2008, 10:55 AM
5. Damo gets an honorable mention since he founded the site
4. donistan - what can I say old whiney nutjobs do it for me
3. Onceler - his bitterness is too hot to resist
2. Watermark - Just cause I know this will brighten his day
1. USC - he pisses off cons so much. I can't help myself.

Cancel7
04-29-2008, 10:59 AM
5. Damo gets an honorable mention since he founded the site
4. donistan - what can I say old whiney nutjobs do it for me
3. Onceler - his bitterness is too hot to resist
2. Watermark - Just cause I know this will brighten his day
1. USC - he pisses off cons so much. I can't help myself.

What a biatch, putting Onceler on your list. You are so looking for one of those Posh/Katie falling outs missy.

I’m not posting my list, I’m far more discreet than you are.

Damocles
04-29-2008, 10:59 AM
Woooot! I'm on the list!

:woot:

evince
04-29-2008, 11:00 AM
But what about Me Tia?

uscitizen
04-29-2008, 11:03 AM
5. Damo gets an honorable mention since he founded the site
4. donistan - what can I say old whiney nutjobs do it for me
3. Onceler - his bitterness is too hot to resist
2. Watermark - Just cause I know this will brighten his day
1. USC - he pisses off cons so much. I can't help myself.

uscitizen struts about all puffed out like a peacock.

LadyT
04-29-2008, 11:31 AM
But what about Me Tia?

I was going to keep our affair a secret. But since you put it out there.

evince
04-29-2008, 11:32 AM
Oh shit I forgot everyone was reading this.

LadyT
04-29-2008, 11:36 AM
Oh shit I forgot everyone was reading this.

Nice.

Now you just ruined things for me and Darla. Thanks a lot.

evince
04-29-2008, 11:39 AM
Darla too?

Tia you slut.

Cancel7
04-29-2008, 11:40 AM
Darla too?

Tia you slut.

She is obviously sleeping with half the board Desh!

Battleborne
04-29-2008, 11:40 AM
the Beefy man aint no whore.

Way to go Beefy. No apple butt girl can buy the man for a beer.

I hope the roomate saw the "lack" of transaction.


Right elbeefy is no ho' nor is he a 'Pimp'...he is just a horny dude/geek that hasn't figured women out yet...he got a invitation to join a party and he said ...dah...I am not thirsty...well at least if what he said was true about the six pack/ hot babe on the beach...I have my doubts!

evince
04-29-2008, 11:43 AM
She is obviously sleeping with half the board Desh!


Do we score any pity sex out of it?

Damocles
04-29-2008, 11:44 AM
Do we score any pity sex out of it?
Didn't you read? I got the pity sex.

evince
04-29-2008, 11:47 AM
Tia again?

what a slut.

Battleborne
04-29-2008, 11:50 AM
This has digressed into a fantasy Lesbo thread...and damo begging for leftovers...how rude!

Damocles
04-29-2008, 11:51 AM
This has digressed into a fantasy Lesbo thread...and damo begging for leftovers...how rude!
lol.

evince
04-29-2008, 11:53 AM
This has digressed into a fantasy Lesbo thread...and damo begging for leftovers...how rude!

get out of here you voyer.

Battleborne
04-29-2008, 11:57 AM
get out of here you voyer.


your wish is my command...carry on fantasy lesbo...maybe damo will give ya a little! 'Jimmy Dean' cause your hubby seems to be missing in action!;)

Cancel7
04-29-2008, 12:05 PM
get out of here you voyer.

Ditto. I wish Damo would freaking ban his ass from these kind of threads. Talk about ruining any fun around here.

Battleborne
04-29-2008, 12:08 PM
Ditto. I wish Damo would freaking ban his ass from these kind of threads. Talk about ruining any fun around here.


You,desh and Lady T ruin all the fun...you are just lonely chubby bimbos with a flare for exaggeration and fantasy!:shock:

evince
04-29-2008, 12:12 PM
You,desh and Lady T ruin all the fun...you are just lonely chubby bimbos with a flare for exaggeration and fantasy!:shock:

Oh come on you know you want us lonely ,chubby bimbos with a flare for exaggeration and fantasy.

Or is it watermark your after?

Battleborne
04-29-2008, 12:16 PM
Oh come on you know you want us lonely ,chubby bimbos with a flare for exaggeration and fantasy.

Or is it watermark your after?


epi,grind and wm are made for each other...and as for wanting y'all I think not...fantasy is not my game...carry on though!:cof1:

evince
04-29-2008, 12:24 PM
You drink too much

LadyT
04-29-2008, 12:31 PM
Yes, its true. I Have been having affairs with half the board.

evince
04-29-2008, 12:38 PM
I bet half of you feel really cheated right now huh?

Cancel7
04-29-2008, 12:45 PM
I bet half of you feel really cheated right now huh?

LOL

LadyT
04-29-2008, 12:49 PM
I didn't want to say anything, but since its out there, Grind, you have the worst breath ever.

Chapdog
04-29-2008, 01:06 PM
ahh the banter of a boring Tuesday.

LadyT
04-29-2008, 01:53 PM
ahh the banter of a boring Tuesday.

That's not what you said last Tuesday. Should I tell them how you really got the name "chap"?

evince
04-29-2008, 01:56 PM
LOL