Speed Dating tonight

[Beefy]

I'm going to try this out. 12 girls, 6 minutes each at a wine bar in downtown Honolulu. I'll let you all know how it goes. I really don't want to do this, but I got drunk a while back and told a friend of mine I'd go with him, s I signed up.

[BRUTALITOPS]

haha, I'm sure everyone at those speed dating things has the same excuse...

Guy: "oh me? Pfff yeah I'm basically just here because my friend wanted me to come.."
Girl: "oh yeah... um... me too"

;)

[cawacko]

I'm going to try this out. 12 girls, 6 minutes each at a wine bar in downtown Honolulu. I'll let you all know how it goes. I really don't want to do this, but I got drunk a while back and told a friend of mine I'd go with him, s I signed up.

i know they have speed dating in New York City and several other places. I am curious to how it went for you.

[Diuretic]

Nothing new. I was doing this years ago. How the hell could I help it if a sheila had enough of me after an hour on a date?

[Damocles]

This isn't making it any better of a shot that you will get with your roommate.

[evince]

Nothing new. I was doing this years ago. How the hell could I help it if a sheila had enough of me after an hour on a date?


LOL

Hey to think you could have done it 10 times in that hour.

Could have saved you thousands.

[uscitizen]

Speed dating, sounds like a new name for hitting up on women and getting turned down. Just sets a time limit and makes it easier for the women to get rid of ya.

[uscitizen]

This isn't making it any better of a shot that you will get with your roommate.

Umm I would venture a guess of that did not work out considering this post.

[Beefy]

It was a blast! I actually had a very great time, everyone there was cool and fun. I didn't meet anyone who I would date, but safe to say, it was one of the most fun evenings I've had in a long time. Really kick back and cool.

I recommend it. Its cheap and easy. And afterwards, I met a hot Korean broad and almost got laid, but I ditched her at the tail end of the night. Long story. But shit, if you're single, try the speed dating thing. There's a couple of weirdos, but for the most part its a really good time. Make sure there's 12 or less people though. You get exhausted after a while. And drink a vodka redbull beforehand, and maybe a quarter dozen beers.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

It was a blast! I actually had a very great time, everyone there was cool and fun. I didn't meet anyone who I would date, but safe to say, it was one of the most fun evenings I've had in a long time. Really kick back and cool.

I recommend it. Its cheap and easy. And afterwards, I met a hot Korean broad and almost got laid, but I ditched her at the tail end of the night. Long story. But shit, if you're single, try the speed dating thing. There's a couple of weirdos, but for the most part its a really good time. Make sure there's 12 or less people though. You get exhausted after a while. And drink a vodka redbull beforehand, and maybe a quarter dozen beers.

How was the sex?

[FUCK THE POLICE]

BTW, never utter the words "It was a blast!" to me again, you fucking pre-teen girl.

;_)

[Beefy]

BTW, never utter the words "It was a blast!" to me again, you fucking pre-teen girl.


Your opinion is meaningless, truly, necessarily without merit.

It was a blast.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Your opinion is meaningless, truly, necessarily without merit.

It was a blast.

Your onion is meaningless, truly, necessarily without merit.

[Diuretic]

LOL

Hey to think you could have done it 10 times in that hour.

Could have saved you thousands.

All those rejections :shock: :D

[Damocles]

It was a blast! I actually had a very great time, everyone there was cool and fun. I didn't meet anyone who I would date, but safe to say, it was one of the most fun evenings I've had in a long time. Really kick back and cool.

I recommend it. Its cheap and easy. And afterwards, I met a hot Korean broad and almost got laid, but I ditched her at the tail end of the night. Long story. But shit, if you're single, try the speed dating thing. There's a couple of weirdos, but for the most part its a really good time. Make sure there's 12 or less people though. You get exhausted after a while. And drink a vodka redbull beforehand, and maybe a quarter dozen beers.
Why would you ditch a "Hot Korean 'Broad'"? I know from experience that you really seem to have made a mistake there.

[uscitizen]

Kimshi.

[Diuretic]

Kimshi.

Gesundheit

[uscitizen]

I probably spelled that wrong :)

I was about 35 before I learned Quiche and "keesh" were the same thing.
If it is not beans and taters, chops or Steak, etc...

[Beefy]

Why would you ditch a "Hot Korean 'Broad'"? I know from experience that you really seem to have made a mistake there.

My feeler bets weren't yielding returns in an expedient enough fashion, I wanted some of it that night, but she was sure ringing up the drinks on my tab, so I ditched her.

[uscitizen]

Cheapskate.

[TRGLDTE]

So, you didn't poker?

[Damocles]

My feeler bets weren't yielding returns in an expedient enough fashion, I wanted some of it that night, but she was sure ringing up the drinks on my tab, so I ditched her.
So you prepped her for the next guy?

[uscitizen]

So you prepped her for the next guy?

Yep folded and the next guy got his ante.

[Cancel7]

Really, one of those huh? I have never been good at milking guys for drinks. Mostly because after two martinis I’m like “where am I?” But I admire a woman who can do it. Men should suffer Beefy, it’s good for them and improves them as human beings.

[TRGLDTE]

I've never understood the whole "buying-drinks-for-random-chicks-at-the-bar" thing. Anything that would lay with me after knowing me for only a few alcohol clouded hours, isn't something I would want to "spend time" with anyway.

[Battleborne]

My feeler bets weren't yielding returns in an expedient enough fashion, I wanted some of it that night, but she was sure ringing up the drinks on my tab, so I ditched her.


This is where you go wrong dating elbeefy...I know your going to say I am a old fart and don't know what I'm talking about...but I will give you a little free advice...take it or leave it...forget trying to get it right now!...You should have had a couple of drinks with her told her how pretty and cool she is...and that you sadly had to get going ...prior committment(work related) ask for her phone number and a date for dinner and a night out on the town next week-end...trust me the wait would be worth the patience!;)

[Damocles]

Really, one of those huh? I have never been good at milking guys for drinks. Mostly because after two martinis I’m like “where am I?” But I admire a woman who can do it. Men should suffer Beefy, it’s good for them and improves them as human beings.
Life is suffering.

[Cancel7]

Life is suffering.

Damo I’m starting to get really concerned about you. You are different.

[uscitizen]

It is the buddist thing.

[Diuretic]

I probably spelled that wrong :)

I was about 35 before I learned Quiche and "keesh" were the same thing.
If it is not beans and taters, chops or Steak, etc...

As the joke goes, at least you didn't say, "quickie".

[Diuretic]

It is the buddist thing.

And once you understand it everything else makes sense.

[uscitizen]

And once you understand it everything else makes sense.

Could be. I will likely never know though.

imho EVERYTHING only makes sense to the insane.

[Battleborne]

Could be. I will likely never know though.

imho EVERYTHING only makes sense to the insane.

are well aware of your mental state...the only dates you get are at the VA trying to convince returning vets that you 'feel their pain' but admonish them for their service to the evil empire!:shock:

[uscitizen]

are well aware of your mental state...the only dates you get are at the VA trying to convince returning vets that you 'feel their pain' but admonish them for their service to the evil empire!:shock:

Nope I do not admonish them. That is your mistaken assumption. Do you think the Dr.'s at the VA would approve of me helping them integrate into life again if I did that ?

I guess you really do not trust your military after all do you ?

[Battleborne]

Nope I do not admonish them. That is your mistaken assumption. Do you think the Dr.'s at the VA would approve of me helping them integrate into life again if I did that ?

I guess you really do not trust your military after all do you ?


It is you I have little faith in! If you talk to them as you do in here it is pretty clear...also do they stand over your shoulder while you are so called helping them?...I think not and I am quite familiar with how the VA operates...

[uscitizen]

I turn in reports and the Vets read and sign them.

You think I am in the real world like on here ? Like I go around telling everyone I am an atheist, etc.

You do fool man if you think that . I can open up under being anonomyous.

you are lucky BB, you get the full me, the world sees much less.

[Battleborne]

I turn in reports and the Vets read and sign them.

You think I am in the real world like on here ? Like I go around telling everyone I am an atheist, etc.

You do fool man if you think that . I can open up under being anonomyous.



Like your assessment reports include all conversations you have with vets...!
You crack me :rolleyes:up with all your backpeddleing...

[uscitizen]

Like your assessment reports include all conversations you have with vets...!
You crack me :rolleyes:up with all your backpeddleing...

You do not crack me up. I feel a mixture of pity and anger concerning you.

[Battleborne]

I turn in reports and the Vets read and sign them.

You think I am in the real world like on here ? Like I go around telling everyone I am an atheist, etc.

You do fool man if you think that . I can open up under being anonomyous.

you are lucky BB, you get the full me, the world sees much less.



I express my views in public the same as I do in here...! and please don't give me the worn out...I may lose friends/associates and job if I were honest in public...doesn't hold water with me...was taught honesty is the best policy...always worked for me!

[Battleborne]

You do not crack me up. I feel a mixture of pity and anger concerning you.


Save the pity for yourself!

[uscitizen]

I express my views in public the same as I do in here...! and please don't give me the worn out...I may lose friends/associates and job if I were honest in public...doesn't hold water with me...was taught honesty is the best policy...always worked for me!

don't have many friends do ya ?

honesty yes, full disclousure no.

[Battleborne]

don't have many friends do ya ?

honesty yes, full disclousure no.



You on the other hand have associates...if you need to hide your true feelings they are not friends!

[uscitizen]

Put the bottle down and step away from the keyboard and no one will get hurt ;)

[Battleborne]

Put the bottle down and step away from the keyboard and no one will get hurt ;)


Oh my a threat from a drunk...shiver~shiver:rolleyes:

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Oh my a threat from a drunk...shiver~shiver:rolleyes:

Projection is funner than sex - and about as likely as the holocaust. LOL!

[Battleborne]

the rants are done...song for el beefy for his female plight!

'Don't take the Girl'...Tim McGraw


www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP1G5i5q-hk