Asshat rules. Fucking rules this board!

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I'm gonna go smoke some pot now. Nite.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I'm gonna go smoke some pot now. Nite.

Pussy! Where's the meth at?

 

[Diuretic]

lmao.
We do that on Thursdays.

EVERY Thursday? Well I never

 

[Diuretic]

for the first time i don't feel like such a noob on the site. YAY


oh btw this may or may not be a drunken post

You can always tell my drunken posts. I type very c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y and backspace a lot

 

[Bai Lan]

Well what the fuck? Did he give you a blowjob or are you just that woefully ignorant? If you seriously meant what you said, you must be the same poster as AHZ, that is the only rational explanation, because the guy doesn't know what the hell he is talking about 95% of the time.

Yet somehow I keep defeating you.

 

[Cancel7]

He is still 4% ahead of you

LMAO

 

[Cancel7]

Yes, I am AHZ.

Thanks for the insight maineman.

Well, as much as it pains me to say this Beefy - he has some legit questions there.

 

[LadyT]

EVERY Thursday? Well I never

pretty much.

 

[Diuretic]

pretty much.

Sorry, my fault, it was a reference to an old Australian trade union joke, it doesn't transfer well obviously. Apologies for any offence caused.

 

[LadyT]

Sorry, my fault, it was a reference to an old Australian trade union joke, it doesn't transfer well obviously. Apologies for any offence caused.

LOL. No offense taken.

 

[Cancel3]

Wow, I leave Tuesday morning for a marathon driving/training/safety check trip, and ya'll take a funny thread to the absolute limits.

Hmmm

Asshat, you might try the Dom/sub thing sometime. You might like to have a woman take a whip to you.

Kathi, you are less a noob than I, so enjoy.

And its thursday! When & where is this secret stuff supposed to happen?

 

[Minister of Truth]

Yet somehow I keep defeating you.

That's weird, you're the one who keeps getting 1ups banged up your ass...

 

[Cancel5]

I'm gonna go smoke some pot now. Nite.

I think I love you, Tender Heart Bear!

 

[Bai Lan]

bump. Oh yeah.

 

[DamnYankee]

You can get medical marijuana in California simply by going down to any place like Venice Beach, paying some cash to one of the several doctors in a store-front and claiming any number of symptoms on his poster. Then he listens to your heart, takes your blood pressure and pulse, bumps your knee with one of those rubber hammers then gives you a prescription and you buy the shit and smoke it.

 

[Minister of Truth]

bump. Oh yeah.

 

[placeholdername]

I am scared after reading this thread. Don't hurt me, pleeeeeease!