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    Default Roses are red

    Rose's are red

    Violet's are blue

    Ethel's are green!
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    A poem....by John Wayne;

    Roses are red.
    Clover is green.
    Get off your ass,
    and join the Marines.
    You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    A poem....by John Wayne;

    Roses are red.
    Clover is green.
    Get off your ass,
    and join the Marines.

    Roses are red
    tulips are black.
    You’d look great
    with a knife in your back.

    Roses are red
    that much is true.
    But violets are purple
    not effing blue.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have five fingers
    but tonight you’ll get two.
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    SEDITION: incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Milagro View Post
    Roses are red
    tulips are black.
    You’d look great
    with a knife in your back.

    Roses are red
    that much is true.
    But violets are purple
    not effing blue.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have five fingers
    but tonight you’ll get two.
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    Poor Tom
    We have the intellect to imagine the finality of our own demise but do not have the sophistication to overcome our survival instinct and accept it.
    Solution? Magical thinking and childish promises of everlasting life.
    Ergo, religion.

    rac·ist
    rāsəst/noun
    a person who believes that a particular race is superior to another.
    Ask yourself honestly if this describes what you believe to be true.
    If the answer is yes, you are a racist.

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    SEDITION: incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority.


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    SEDITION: incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority.


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    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDUMBRACISTREPUBLICANTRUMPTARD View Post

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    We have the intellect to imagine the finality of our own demise but do not have the sophistication to overcome our survival instinct and accept it.
    Solution? Magical thinking and childish promises of everlasting life.
    Ergo, religion.

    rac·ist
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    a person who believes that a particular race is superior to another.
    Ask yourself honestly if this describes what you believe to be true.
    If the answer is yes, you are a racist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leonthecat View Post
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    Poor Tom
    Oh dear I will have to run off to my safe space now, Twatsky has spoken.

    Roses are red
    violets are blue.
    Leon thought it was vaseline,
    it turned out to be glue!
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    Quote Originally Posted by What is Aleppo? View Post
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    Watermark is an arsehole,
    and that's certainly true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    and they all hate you
    Yours is puce with red spots!

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