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    Another surprising side effect of the nicotine patch is that you wake up in the middle of the night naked sitting on the side of your bathtub and then for a few minutes you can't tell if you're just having a naked dream. This is the first time my naked dream has turned out not to be a dream, and its far less horrifying than the dreams. Although it is humbling to know that you walked through a house full of women stark naked, in your sleep, and nobody noticed.

    That is all.

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    Stop ending you're messages with "that is all".


    That is all.
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    This post needs more bacon.

    That is all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wickedjews View Post
    Stop ending you're messages with "that is all".


    That is all.
    No.

    On a side note, I also ended up hurling my piano stool across my room sometime after the naked incident.

    And my night stand moved 3 feet to the north.

    Das ist allis.

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    Sleeping getting laid would be a side effect I could live with, if sleeping putting on a rubber was part of it. But I'm afraid that's not at all what happened my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy View Post
    Sleeping getting laid would be a side effect I could live with, if sleeping putting on a rubber was part of it. But I'm afraid that's not at all what happened my friend.
    There was an episode of House where a guy was getting laid in his sleep.

    I gather its rare, though, being a House episode and all...

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    Oh they noticed. It was they who had the nightmare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy View Post
    No.

    On a side note, I also ended up hurling my piano stool across my room sometime after the naked incident.

    And my night stand moved 3 feet to the north.

    Das ist allis.
    Dude, that's not good at all. Vivid dreaming is a side effect, but throwing stools around randomly isn't good at all. Get to the doctor, take Chantix and get off the patch, it isn't doing you any good.

    I took the patch off when I slept, it helps.

    On a side note, if you keep walking around naked at some point the women will notice and you'll feel better.
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