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    Default I have decided to identify as an otherkin

    Please refer to me with the pronouns xe, xem and xyr from now on.
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.


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    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman View Post
    I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Watermark is The Enemy View Post
    Trust me. We don't need a mirror to understand. Quit acting like a pussy Skidmark. Act like you got a pair and tell Grind to quit babbling.
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    Otherkin and the Helicopter Boy. JPP's Dynamic Duo.
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    I financially identify as a billionaire and demand to be treated as such. While I know that some of you will call me a "dirty 1%er" and "evil" it won't matter as it has always been my view of myself that I own a private jet and don't have to think about money because I can literally have whatever I want. Transfinancialists unite! Now give me your money because that's part of MY slice!
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    It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Watermark is The Enemy View Post
    Please refer to me with the pronouns xe, xem and xyr from now on.
    xe is a fucking idiot......just like WM used to be.....

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