Didn't Texicans want to secede recently?

[Legion Troll]

Texas already seceded once — in 1861, by popular vote in a statewide election.

But the Texas Nationalist Movement wants a repeat a century and a half later, and thinks the March GOP primary is the place to start.

The Nederland-based Texas independence group is circulating a petition aimed at getting a non-binding vote onto the GOP primary ballot over whether "the state of Texas should reassert its status as an independent nation."

Their goal? 75,000 signatures from registered voters by Dec. 1 — more than the 66,894 the Texas Secretary of State's office says the group needs to get the language on the ballot.

The Texas Nationalist Movement, which hasn't yet verified how many signatures it has, doesn't buy the argument that the state can't secede. Daniel Miller, the group's president, points to the state Constitution, and in particular, the provision that gives Texans the right to "alter, reform or abolish their government in such manner as they may think expedient.”

 

MAYBE THEY NEED HELP. PAGING BUGS BUNNY!

[Konono]

Anyone who wants to secede from the Union is a fucking moron.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

The federal constitution overrides state constitutions, so whatever is in Texas' constitution is utterly irrelevant to the question of whether it's constitutional to secede.

[Legion Troll]

A member of the executive committee for the Republican Party of Texas plans to introduce a resolution at the group's next meeting, which would add to the party's primary ballot a non-binding measure for Texas secession.

Tanya Robertson, State Republican Executive Committee member for Senate District 11, which covers parts of Harris, Galveston and Brazoria counties, said she'll present the resolution at the committee's December 4 meeting in Austin, and that she already has support from a few other members.

"There's been a big groundswell of Texans that are getting into the Texas independence issue," she said, citing conversations she's had with constituents. "I believe conservatives in Texas should have a choice to voice their opinion."


http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/texas-independence-secession-republic-TNM-texian-6654896.php

[Mott the Hoople]

This is why it's so difficult not to laugh in the face of Southern conservatives when they start preaching about patriotism.

[Legion Troll]

Every maybe eight months or so it has to be done.

Either a series of incidents in rapid succession makes it clear, or those not attuned to notice its generally offensive stupidity need to be reminded, that Texas is America’s prolapsed asshole.

Texas is something else altogether because it gleefully traffics in institutionalized idiocy.

And, what’s more, given Texas’s misplaced sense of state pride, it actually boasts about this fact rather than hanging its head in collective shame.

Texas thinks that being almost violently ignorant and backward is cause for no small amount of self-satisfaction.

You probably already know that we’re coming off a season in which the governor of Texas, Greg Abbott, activated the state guard in an effort to keep tabs on special forces exercises that various conspiratorial Texan yokels believed were just cover for a military takeover of the state.

Obviously, the dreaded Jade Helm exercises came and went and Texas remains completely free to be behave like the clown sanctuary it always has — and that’s why we can continue to bring you items like the ones that have emerged out of the Lone Brain Cell state.

First up we have the story of a group of open carry gun nuts who gathered outside of a mosque in the town of Irving as a “show of force” against the impending Islamic danger.

At least one person held a sign that read “Stop the Islamization of America” and almost all of them were carrying assault rifles slung over their shoulders, apparently oblivious to who looks like the real threat when you’re the guy who’s armed to the teeth standing outside a place of worship.

The “protesters” claim they’d heard rumors that a Sharia court was taking place inside the mosque and that Syrian refugees were going to be arriving soon. (Never mind the fact that the strict refugee vetting process can take up to two years and that late last week a GOP lawmaker in Texas said Syrians shouldn’t come to Texas anyway since — and I’m not making this up — it’ll be too easy for them to get guns.)

Since threatening Muslims with guns apparently wasn’t enough, by the way, on Wednesday afternoon it was reported that the guy leading this protest also published the addresses of various local Muslims on Facebook.

Because that’s not a disaster waiting to happen.

If you recognize Irving, Texas — specifically its relation to its Muslim population — that’s probably because two months ago it was the city that arrested a high school kid who brought a homemade clock to school.

While that teen has left the country for Qatar and is now suing the city for $15-million — an absurd demand from somebody who basically had a really shitty day — he didn’t deserve to have his intelligence regarded with suspicion by bigots.

But apparently that kind of thing is par for the course in Irving.

He’s lucky he didn’t face down a gauntlet of fat guys with machine guns and delusions they really are their Call of Duty avatars.

Meanwhile, in the Texas state house there’s a development in the ongoing battle over Texas’s public school textbooks.

Last week, the state’s top education officials rejected a plan to allow nonpartisan experts at the university level to fact-check textbooks that go into the hands of students.

The controversy follows the complaint of a mother who couldn’t quite swallow the fact that her kid’s history textbook referred to black slaves as “workers” as well as lines like “Some slaves reported that their masters treated ​them kindly.”

Basically, if you’re a student in Texas, your textbooks have been twisted to present a more conservative view of the world, including references to Moses as a quasi-forebear of our founding fathers and Ronald Reagan as basically the greatest president who ever lived.

The fact-checkers were supposed to help alleviate this kind of partisan spin, but alas the whole thing bit the dust, with the state lawmaker who proposed the idea acknowledging that “people are concerned about pointy-headed liberals in the ivory tower making our process different or worse.”

Finally, there’s the little matter of Texas seceding from the union.

Yes — we’re doing this again. A member of the executive committee for the Republican Party of Texas will be introducing a secession proposal at the group’s next meeting.

”There’s been a big groundswell of Texans that are getting into the Texas independence issue,” says Tanya Robertson, committee member for Texas Senate District 11. “I believe conservatives in Texas should have a choice to voice their opinion.”

That “groundswell” has been going on for, I don’t know, something like decades now, with one strident redneck or another suggesting Texas leave the union every couple of years.

In fact, back in 2012, right after Obama handily won a second term, Republicans in Texas — decrying the “baby-murdering, tax-raising socialist” — wanted to break off and set up a “free-trade agreement” with the United States.

We could send them food, water, medical supplies for the kids dying in droves and every form of technology still being produced within the U.S. borders and by our partners around the globe.

They could make sure we never run out of big hats, roadside kitsch and rusted F-150 truck parts. I say that as somebody who thought it was a fantastic idea for Texas to finally get off the pot and go its merry way.

But that’s never going to happen — no matter how often Texas bombastically threatens it. Which once again brings us back to the fact that the only alternative for the rest of us is to scorch the entire state.

Get the few remaining decent people out of there — people like that little kid who gave 20 bucks to help out a vandalized Muslim community center in Pflugerville recently — and nuke the entire place from orbit.

There was a time when Texas’s independent spirit really did provide this country with an abundance of worthwhile cultural originals, but that was before it became the state of Ted Cruz, Louie Gohmert, Alex Jones, George W. Bush and Rick Perry.

The state of open carry and redneck reactionaries. The state of Jesus and Jade Helm.


http://thedailybanter.com/2015/11/time-for-another-reminder-why-texas-needs-to-immediately-be-nuked-from-space/

[Jarod]

THey tried, but remember Obama planned a military exercise and scared them into submission.

[Legion Troll]

THey tried, but remember Obama planned a military exercise and scared them into submission.

I guess Obama backed off when he found out that Damo's uncle has a chopper.

[Damocles]

I guess Obama backed off when he found out that Damo's uncle has a chopper.

[Damocles]

FYI, LT.... My uncles helicopter looks like this:



It's yellow, but that's basically it. He uses it to look for cattle on his ranches. Well, and for fun. Do you really believe that I was saying he was a militia member or something? He's a cattle rancher in the midwest.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Texas should be ejected from the union.

[Legion Troll]

Do you really believe that I was saying he was a militia member or something?

Do you really believe I do?

[Legion Troll]

Texas should be ejected from the union.

Forcibly?

[Phantasmal]

FYI, LT.... My uncles helicopter looks like this:



It's yellow, but that's basically it. He uses it to look for cattle on his ranches. Well, and for fun. Do you really believe that I was saying he was a militia member or something? He's a cattle rancher in the midwest.

A rich one, too! None of my friends have helicopters, well, the guy who owns the feed lot has his own jet.

[Legion Troll]

A rich one, too! None of my friends have helicopters, well, the guy who owns the feed lot has his own jet.

I heard SmarterthanFew is on his way to attaining sovereign citizen status a month from now, and he lives in Texas. Does that mean he's seceding from Texas, the US, or both?