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    Doctors unable to reattach severed penis of Wu-Tang Clan-affiliated rapper: report

    Andre Johnson — who raps under the name Christ Bearer — cut off his penis before jumping from the balcony of his second-floor North Hollywood home in a bizarre suicide bid early Wednesday, according to a report. The severed penis was transported to the hospital where Johnson had been taken, but doctors were unable to reattach it.


    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...#ixzz2zB2v22Ks




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    Look at it this way, he still has his balls....Time to warm up his catcher's glove.

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    cutting off your dick before killing yourself is the height of dramatic action. I mean besides it hurting like fuck it seems really unnecessary seeing as you are killing yourself anyway, so it had to be symbolic for this guy. He must have done something very wrong. maybe he raped someone and feels bad, maybe he's a closet gay. I dunno, but it seems pretty indicative that he's guilty of something.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas Clarke View Post
    cutting off your dick before killing yourself is the height of dramatic action. I mean besides it hurting like fuck it seems really unnecessary seeing as you are killing yourself anyway, so it had to be symbolic for this guy. He must have done something very wrong. maybe he raped someone and feels bad, maybe he's a closet gay. I dunno, but it seems pretty indicative that he's guilty of something.
    He's mentally I'll, but it would be fascinating to know why he cut off his penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sardonic View Post
    He's mentally I'll, but it would be fascinating to know why he cut off his penis.
    Maybe he was going to change sexes and was cheap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas Clarke View Post
    cutting off your dick before killing yourself is the height of dramatic action. I mean besides it hurting like fuck it seems really unnecessary seeing as you are killing yourself anyway, so it had to be symbolic for this guy. He must have done something very wrong. maybe he raped someone and feels bad, maybe he's a closet gay. I dunno, but it seems pretty indicative that he's guilty of something.
    Maybe this will shed some more light on his motives?

    Wu-Tang-affiliated rapper was 'high on PCP' when he cut off his own penis and jumped off a balcony at a Los Angeles apartment building and now says he feels 'BLESSED'

    • Andre Johnson was rushed to hospital along with his penis on Wednesday after he jumped from a second-floor balcony at a building in Hollywood
    • Doctors were unable to reattach the penis
    • Friends said Mr Johnson 'acted without warning and no hard drugs were involved' although he is believed to have mental health problems
    • It was revealed Friday that Johnson had PCP in his system
    • Johnson posted on Facebook after the incident that he now feels 'blessed'


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sardonic View Post
    He's mentally I'll, but it would be fascinating to know why he cut off his penis.
    who says he's mentally ill? because he committed suicide? or is there something else?


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    wow man pcp is like what people thought reefer madness really represented. that stuff is fucking crazy


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    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas Clarke View Post
    who says he's mentally ill? because he committed suicide? or is there something else?
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