Arrgggghhh! Shoot me now!

[Ted Haggard]

Hells bells!

Bill Clinton is on his way to being one of the most liked and respected ex-presidents ever! Outrageous! The lying scumbag slick Willie killed vince foster, raped a woman in Arkansas, and ran cocaine out of Colombia into the Mena, Arkansas airport. Are Americans blind? Or just dumb?

Wash Post:

“At this point, however, the former president (Bill Clinton) is seen in favorable terms. Two-thirds of Americans said they approve of the job he did while he was in office -- virtually the reverse of President Bush's current approval rating, which stands at 33 percent. Clinton remains overwhelmingly popular among Democrats, and 63 percent of independents and even a third of Republicans also gave him positive marks”

But, you know what enrages me the most? Republican wimps! Trust me, in the 1990s, republicans almost universally reviled Slick Willie. The hatred of him was palpable! He was practically considered a Commie… Why, we spent nearly 100 million dollars to investigate his sex life, and on how he lost a few thousand dollars on a pathetic land deal!

But NOW, these same republican wimps are getting on message boards, and proclaiming that they really sort of liked Clinton. That he was a reasonable, moderate Democrat. The GALL of these republicans wimps, to flip flop like that!

Next thing you know, these republican poseurs will be claiming that they DID vote for Al Gore over George Bush in 2000!



Take me with you Jesus,

Ted

[Battleborne]

Hells bells!

Bill Clinton is on his way to being one of the most liked and respected ex-presidents ever! Outrageous! The lying scumbag slick Willie killed vince foster, raped a woman in Arkansas, and ran cocaine out of Colombia into the Mena, Arkansas airport. Are Americans blind? Or just dumb?



But, you know what enrages me the most? Republican wimps! Trust me, in the 1990s, republicans almost universally reviled Slick Willie. The hatred of him was palpable! He was practically considered a Commie… Why, we spent nearly 100 million dollars to investigate his sex life, and on how he lost a few thousand dollars on a pathetic land deal!

But NOW, these same republican wimps are getting on message boards, and proclaiming that they really sort of liked Clinton. That he was a reasonable, moderate Democrat. The GALL of these republicans wimps, to flip flop like that!

Next thing you know, these republican poseurs will be claiming that they DID vote for Al Gore over George Bush in 2000!



Take me with you Jesus,

Ted

Albeit I am a ultra conservative Independent...I equate Billy Bob...to Code Pink...both make stains on dresses! and both are KGB Ho's!

[uscitizen]

Ahh what is the definition fo sex vs what is the definition of torture...

and yes teddy gay sex is included in the definition.

[blackascoal]

Clinton has always been popular and he left office with the highest approval rating of any president, including the sock puppet Ronald Reagan.

He simply looks even better now in contrast to the idiot now in office.

[Damocles]

Clinton has always been popular and he left office with the highest approval rating of any president, including the sock puppet Ronald Reagan.

He simply looks even better now in contrast to the idiot now in office.

Yes, the contrast is what seals it.

[Ted Haggard]

Clinton has always been popular and he left office with the highest approval rating of any president, including the sock puppet Ronald Reagan. He simply looks even better now in contrast to the idiot now in office.

Lord, please help me. When I hear this pinko-commie stuff, it makes me want to stick my fingers in my ears and sing “La La La La La”

Let’s get one thing straight son: the only way that a majority of Americans could think Bill Clinton was a good president is if they are under the influence of Satan! My God, the man committed adultery and murdered Vince Foster! What could Americans be thinking? How could they NOT see that a decent, moral, God-fearin’ man like George W. Bush is the right leader, at the right time, in our Christian nation’s history?

Why, this makes me so mad and tense that I almost need to get a massage to relax and release tension. Please pray for me son, that I resist the temptation.


Take me with you Jesus,

Ted.

[blackascoal]

Lord, please help me. When I hear this pinko-commie stuff, it makes me want to stick my fingers in my ears and sing “La La La La La”

Let’s get one thing straight son: the only way that a majority of Americans could think Bill Clinton was a good president is if they are under the influence of Satan! My God, the man committed adultery and murdered Vince Foster! What could Americans be thinking? How could they NOT see that a decent, moral, God-fearin’ man like George W. Bush is the right leader, at the right time, in our Christian nation’s history?

Why, this makes me so mad and tense that I almost need to get a massage to relax and release tension. Please pray for me son, that I resist the temptation.


Take me with you Jesus,

Ted.

Take him Lord .. these FACTS are a cross that's just too much for him to bear.

Bill Clinton's highest ever approval ratings for a retiring president, boosted in large part by his presiding over the longest economic expansion in the nation's history, never fell below 53% in his final four years in office.

They rose to a high of 73% in December 1998 when he was impeached in the Monica Lewinsky case.

Oh Lawd, what is a conservative to do?

[Mott the Hoople]

Hells bells!

Bill Clinton is on his way to being one of the most liked and respected ex-presidents ever! Outrageous! The lying scumbag slick Willie killed vince foster, raped a woman in Arkansas, and ran cocaine out of Colombia into the Mena, Arkansas airport. Are Americans blind? Or just dumb?



But, you know what enrages me the most? Republican wimps! Trust me, in the 1990s, republicans almost universally reviled Slick Willie. The hatred of him was palpable! He was practically considered a Commie… Why, we spent nearly 100 million dollars to investigate his sex life, and on how he lost a few thousand dollars on a pathetic land deal!

But NOW, these same republican wimps are getting on message boards, and proclaiming that they really sort of liked Clinton. That he was a reasonable, moderate Democrat. The GALL of these republicans wimps, to flip flop like that!

Next thing you know, these republican poseurs will be claiming that they DID vote for Al Gore over George Bush in 2000!



Take me with you Jesus,

Ted

Don't blame me....I did vote for Al Gore. There is some truth to your post. It just took someone like Bush to show the American public what a REAL Republican is.

And that's the best thing to happen to the Democrats since the stock market crash of 1929.

I know shrub turned me into a Democrat. It will be a long, long time before I trust another Republican.

[Mott the Hoople]

Albeit I am a ultra conservative Independent...I equate Billy Bob...to Code Pink...both make stains on dresses! and both are KGB Ho's!

Damn.....and how would ya'll feel if a real liberal got elected instead of a moderate like Clinton.

But I have to share your absolute disgust with Clintons flagrant public womanising. Why couldn't he be more like Senators Craig and Viters?

[Mott the Hoople]

Clinton has always been popular and he left office with the highest approval rating of any president, including the sock puppet Ronald Reagan.

He simply looks even better now in contrast to the idiot now in office.

Not really saying much for Clinton though. Comparing him favorably to Bush is like shooting fish in a barrel.

[Mott the Hoople]

Lord, please help me. When I hear this pinko-commie stuff, it makes me want to stick my fingers in my ears and sing “La La La La La”

Let’s get one thing straight son: the only way that a majority of Americans could think Bill Clinton was a good president is if they are under the influence of Satan! My God, the man committed adultery and murdered Vince Foster! What could Americans be thinking? How could they NOT see that a decent, moral, God-fearin’ man like George W. Bush is the right leader, at the right time, in our Christian nation’s history?

Why, this makes me so mad and tense that I almost need to get a massage to relax and release tension. Please pray for me son, that I resist the temptation.


Take me with you Jesus,

Ted.

Dang Ted....I'm starting to worry about you.....maybe you better lay off the pipe. Got some oxycontin if you need to take the edge of (and they say there is no God!)

[blackascoal]

Not really saying much for Clinton though. Comparing him favorably to Bush is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Clinton would look good compared to Bush's daddy, Reagan, and just about every republican ever elected .. and I'm not much of a fan of Clinton.

[Mott the Hoople]

Clinton would look good compared to Bush's daddy, Reagan, and just about every republican ever elected .. and I'm not much of a fan of Clinton.

I think, Lewinsky aside, you can make an argument that Clinton was one of our better peace time Presidents. He certainly lead us through one of our greatest periods of peace time prosperity in our nations history in which he played a significant role.

You'd have to go back to Eisenhower, to find a Republican who performed better in office than Clinton. Ike was probably our best president of the last half of the 20th century.

[blackascoal]

I think, Lewinsky aside, you can make an argument that Clinton was one of our better peace time Presidents. He certainly lead us through one of our greatest periods of peace time prosperity in our nations history in which he played a significant role.

You'd have to go back to Eisenhower, to find a Republican who performed better in office than Clinton. Ike was probably our best president of the last half of the 20th century.

I agree with you.

[Epicurus]

Ted Haggard, it would be my honor and pleasure to shoot you now.