Grind never loses car wars

[Yurt]

98 with a 4.6 v8 police motor.

how in the world do you get the MPG? the stats only give it 15/22.

http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/noframes/14388.shtml

you must drive at slower speeds. you and my dad would have a nice competition. i had an older SUV that got only 18 on the highway and my dad said he could beat that, so i told him to drive the SUV from my place to his and back and prove it. and he did. he drove 55 mph the whole way and got 23 mpg.

[Yurt]

I drive a Scion xB and I get 33mpg highway when I drive carefully, assuming there's no traffic. Mine's a 2009.

hers is a 2010. good for you.

[Kane]

how in the world do you get the MPG? the stats only give it 15/22.

http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/noframes/14388.shtml

you must drive at slower speeds. you and my dad would have a nice competition. i had an older SUV that got only 18 on the highway and my dad said he could beat that, so i told him to drive the SUV from my place to his and back and prove it. and he did. he drove 55 mph the whole way and got 23 mpg.

No idea, but it certainly isn't driving slowly. I keep meaning to ask my friend at Ford, but I always forget. Might be his insistence on doing shots of moonshine.

["Fire and Blood"]

My all time favorite is this: when I am going "too slow" for their liking (usually 5 - 10mph over the limit) and they try to pass me in the lane next to me, I speed up next to a car in front of them to trap them. I love fucking with people.

there is actually a term for that. It's called a mexican roadblock. I know these things.

["Fire and Blood"]

i will admit that i drove just like grind when i was in my late teens. that said, this type of driving is not healthy or helpful to people's lives. i've seen a few deaths result from driving tactics like this. you may think you're invincible, so did i, but you're not and neither are other drivers on the road.

it is just a drive. put it in cruise control as much as possible and enjoy the ride. why get so angry over another idiot's driving? it is a waste of energy and emotions.

another net loser at car wars ladies and gentlemen ^

As I said, I don't get mad. For me, it's all about justice. Emotion does not factor into the equation my friend.

["Fire and Blood"]

Grind....the best revenge is to live well. Why have you not learned this?

beating people at car wars is a life well lived.

[Kane]

beating people at car wars is a life well lived.

I'm pretty sure arriving at my destination with a smile on my face every time is part of a good living. I mean, I guess I could be a pussy and just let assholes with poor skills off the hook, but isn't it a virtue to educate the fools?

[Panda Hugger]

I rarely pay attention to what's going on on the road, and it is truly pathetic that you concern yourself with such trivialities. While you are getting angry at someone for trying to pass you, I am devising plans for how to conquer the world.

[Kane]

I rarely pay attention to what's going on on the road, and it is truly pathetic that you concern yourself with such trivialities. While you are getting angry at someone for trying to pass you, I am devising plans for how to conquer the world.

>Implying there is anger involved anywhere
>Implying that not paying attention to road, given the 90+% of morons with licenses, is a good idea
>Unable to have multiple trains of thought at the same time
>Not dominating proles on the road
>2012
>ISHYGDDT

[Panda Hugger]

mott paints the perfect reason why I always win car wars. And why I would beat him in a car war as well. I put people to the test. And I am willing to take whatever hit if it comes to that. Most people aren't. That's why they lose.

There has NEVER been someone that got into an ego war with me on the road and "beat" me. It's never happened. And I have had a lot of confrontations.

Oh, I'm so fucking impressed. Again, you are the most pathetic thing in existence. I am ashamed to be of the same species as you. One day, I am going to set a special alert on my phone, set to go off exactly at the moment your heart stops beating, so that at the moment of your death I can stop for a short while and enjoy the feeling of weakness being cleansed from the body of the human species.

["Fire and Blood"]

I rarely pay attention to what's going on on the road, and it is truly pathetic that you concern yourself with such trivialities. While you are getting angry at someone for trying to pass you, I am devising plans for how to conquer the world.

watermark ^

[Aoxomoxoa]

mott paints the perfect reason why I always win car wars. And why I would beat him in a car war as well. I put people to the test. And I am willing to take whatever hit if it comes to that. Most people aren't. That's why they lose.

There has NEVER been someone that got into an ego war with me on the road and "beat" me. It's never happened. And I have had a lot of confrontations.

I think this one post has revealed more about you than all the others put together.

[Mott the Hoople]

31mpg highway, 24ish city. Suck my superior dick.

I can't. You're too fucking fat!

[Mott the Hoople]

beating people at car wars is a life well lived.

Whens the last time you got laid?

[Threedee]

My best moment was pinning a guy between myself, the guy he was tail-gating, and a semi that pulled-up alongside the three of us. Incredibly, as the guy got a little panicky and clostrophobic (he kept checking his mirrors and was clearly discomforted), he never let up on the tailgating, and chose to wait for us to overtake the semi rather than slow down, owing to the fact that he is both stupid and a major asswhole. As soon as we cleared the semi, he shot all the way over into the right lane to get away from me.

But when you are driving along, passing every single car, and tailgating each driver in turn, you deserve to have that happen to you. Perhaps it would even be nice if you didn't quite clear the semi while jumping back over...