Reply With QuoteThe Dude (05-20-2012)
Typical 'Intelligent Conversation' with Pinheads these days.
Dixie: Man, it sure is a beautiful day!
Pinhead #1: Are you saying it is beautiful everywhere?
Dixie: No, I just said it's a beautiful day.
Pinhead #1: But it's not a beautiful day in Uzbekistan, so you're a liar, Dixie!
Pinhead #2: Dixie can't ever tell the truth!
Dixie: No, wait, I just mean it's a beautiful day here, where I am.
Pinhead #1: What, are you BACKPEDALING now?
Dixie: No, just clarifying, so you better understand.
Pinhead #3: *quotes Dixie* "Man?" why not WOMAN? Are you a sexist bigot?
Dixie: It's a figure of speech.
Pinhead #2: Dixie is a bigot and racist, didn't you know that?
Dixie: Look, all I said was it's a beautiful day, I din't mean to imply bigotry or racism.
Pinhead #3: But you said "MAN" so you are obviously a sexist.
Dixie: But that is a figure of speech!!
Pinhead #1: It's good to see you admit you lied, Dixie!
Dixie: But I didn't lie!
Pinhead #2: Are you saying that you have never lied in your entire life, Dixie?
Dixie: No, I didn't say that.
Pinhead #1: WOW, Dixie is an admitted liar!
Dixie: No, I was only saying it's a beautiful day.
Pinhead #3: Are you saying that every day is beautiful?
Dixie: No, that's not what I said.
Pinhead #2: *quotes pinhead #3* and he said it was SURELY because of MEN!
Dixie: NO, I DID NOT SAY THAT!
Pinhead #1: Sure you didn't Dix, do you ever admit when you're wrong?
Pinhead #4: nice spin, dix!
Pinhead #2: he's an expert at spin!
Pinhead #3: yes, he's the spin king! he thinks every day is beautiful!
Dixie: I never said any of this stuff, I just said it was a beautiful day!
Pinhead #1: But what is YOUR definition of "beautiful" Dixie? It must be something hideous, you are from Alabama!
Pinhead #2: Yeah, his idea of beautiful is humping his cousins!
Pinhead #3: LOL.... Dixie admits he humped his cousins today!! LOLOL!!11!
Dixie: Fuck you people, I give up!
Pinhead #3: Yeah, that's right Dixie, run away from the debate like the coward you are!
The Dude (05-20-2012)
Damocles (05-20-2012), PostmodernProphet (05-20-2012)
Why are you talking to yourself about humping your cousins? How long have you been humping your cousins? Does your Mama know about all this? She was a civil rights marcher in Alabama in the '60's wasn't she? Were her cousins also humping her? You're the fuckin' pinhead, pinhead.
The Dude (05-20-2012)
Wow...he took all that time to post his sexual fantasies?
He should've just read up on shale oil extraction
Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
Originally Posted by Dixie
You're special, Dix. I was wondering if you recall falling down a rabbit hole when you were a little tot?
"May your reality be as pleasant as mine."
You're special, Dix. I was wondering if you recall falling down a rabbit hole when you were a little tot?
For those of you who thought this OP was just my usual sarcasm or satire, I give you; Pinheads #1, #2, and #3!
I saw pinheads in the title and thought this has to be Dixie.
Sure enough
Rana (05-20-2012)
Hmmm...ya think he worships at O'Reilly's altar?I saw pinheads in the title and thought this has to be Dixie.
Sure enough
Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
It's a start. At least Dix is sensitive about the lying & spinning. One step at a time.
Rana (05-20-2012)
Ya think!
An Egyptian writer, Ptah Hotep, put patriarchal beliefs as clearly as
anyone in the early civilizations: "If you are a man of note, found for
yourself a household, and love your wife at home, as it beseems. Fill her
belly, clothe her back. . . . But hold her back from getting the mastery.
Remember that her eye is her stormwind, and her vulva and mouth are her
strength."
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