The Dude (05-20-2012)
Dixie: Man, it sure is a beautiful day!
Pinhead #1: Are you saying it is beautiful everywhere?
Dixie: No, I just said it's a beautiful day.
Pinhead #1: But it's not a beautiful day in Uzbekistan, so you're a liar, Dixie!
Pinhead #2: Dixie can't ever tell the truth!
Dixie: No, wait, I just mean it's a beautiful day here, where I am.
Pinhead #1: What, are you BACKPEDALING now?
Dixie: No, just clarifying, so you better understand.
Pinhead #3: *quotes Dixie* "Man?" why not WOMAN? Are you a sexist bigot?
Dixie: It's a figure of speech.
Pinhead #2: Dixie is a bigot and racist, didn't you know that?
Dixie: Look, all I said was it's a beautiful day, I din't mean to imply bigotry or racism.
Pinhead #3: But you said "MAN" so you are obviously a sexist.
Dixie: But that is a figure of speech!!
Pinhead #1: It's good to see you admit you lied, Dixie!
Dixie: But I didn't lie!
Pinhead #2: Are you saying that you have never lied in your entire life, Dixie?
Dixie: No, I didn't say that.
Pinhead #1: WOW, Dixie is an admitted liar!
Dixie: No, I was only saying it's a beautiful day.
Pinhead #3: Are you saying that every day is beautiful?
Dixie: No, that's not what I said.
Pinhead #2: *quotes pinhead #3* and he said it was SURELY because of MEN!
Dixie: NO, I DID NOT SAY THAT!
Pinhead #1: Sure you didn't Dix, do you ever admit when you're wrong?
Pinhead #4: nice spin, dix!
Pinhead #2: he's an expert at spin!
Pinhead #3: yes, he's the spin king! he thinks every day is beautiful!
Dixie: I never said any of this stuff, I just said it was a beautiful day!
Pinhead #1: But what is YOUR definition of "beautiful" Dixie? It must be something hideous, you are from Alabama!
Pinhead #2: Yeah, his idea of beautiful is humping his cousins!
Pinhead #3: LOL.... Dixie admits he humped his cousins today!! LOLOL!!11!
Dixie: Fuck you people, I give up!
Pinhead #3: Yeah, that's right Dixie, run away from the debate like the coward you are!
Why are you talking to yourself about humping your cousins? How long have you been humping your cousins? Does your Mama know about all this? She was a civil rights marcher in Alabama in the '60's wasn't she? Were her cousins also humping her? You're the fuckin' pinhead, pinhead.
Wow...he took all that time to post his sexual fantasies?
He should've just read up on shale oil extraction
Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
I saw pinheads in the title and thought this has to be Dixie.
It's a start. At least Dix is sensitive about the lying & spinning. One step at a time.
An Egyptian writer, Ptah Hotep, put patriarchal beliefs as clearly as
anyone in the early civilizations: "If you are a man of note, found for
yourself a household, and love your wife at home, as it beseems. Fill her
belly, clothe her back. . . . But hold her back from getting the mastery.
Remember that her eye is her stormwind, and her vulva and mouth are her