What Did You Do In The War On Terror, Daddy

[red states rule]

What Did You Do In The War On Terror, Daddy


This satire does describe libs perfectly. The war on terror once again touches the US and this would be how the Dems would react


October 30, 2008,Washington (AP) Nuclear devices have caused untold
havoc in Los Angeles, New York. Chicago and Washington, D.C. Operating
on an emergency broadcasting network from a hidden location outside
the Capital, the President declared a State of Emergency. National
Guard troops and emergency medical teams are aiding local police and
fire departments in emergency evacuations of all three cities.
Homeland Security is directing supplies to evacuation centers but do
not believe supplies can reach those trapped inside those cities for
several days.

"It is not yet certain who was behind the attacks but the markings on
two devices which failed to detonate were in Farsi," said unnamed
sources inside the Langley, Virginia Frank Church memorial bunker of
the Climate Intelligence Agency, the former Central Intelligence
Agency, renamed last year as part of the Intelligence Authorization
Bill passed by the Democratic Congress. "At least we think it was
Farsi, he added, explaining, "we had to replace all our Farsi speakers
with Sheryl Crow and Laurie David under the new law."

The attack happened as the Agency head was meeting with Area Studies
professors in Durham North Carolina to issue a joint proclamation
accusing white male athletes of systematically raping the planet and
using more than their allotted share of carbon dioxide emissions. "All
the huffing and panting and busing from one event to another places
them just under bovine flatulence in the scale of polluters," charged
Jennifer Broadhurst, Chair of the Professors for Fair Share Emissions,
a public interest group.

Former Vice-President Gore had been scheduled to address the meeting
but his Gulfstream Jet was stalled on the ground in Kyoto because of
an unexplained problem respecting the credit card he was using to pay
for the carbon offsets for the trip.

In the Congressional bunker at another undisclosed location,
Congressman Henry Waxman said, "As soon as we can dig our way out of
this, I am holding hearings to determine whether the outing of Plame
is behind this massive intelligence failure." He indicated he'd been
in contact with Richard Clarke who asserted that he had warned the
President that "someday, somewhere, somehow, something bad was going
to happen."

Senator Schumer demanded to know, "Who is responsible for this?" He
hinted that a subpoena of Karl Rove's emails to the RNC and a voter in
Boise made reference to a Persian Cat. "I can't prove it, but a
circumstantial case could be made that this shows he knew what was
about to befall us and kept quiet to effect the election."

Hillary Clinton, the Democratic nominee for President issued a
statement from her headquarters blaming Bush, "When we voted for this
the President should have known it was stupid and stopped us. If we'd
known now what we should have known then if we'd read the intelligence
reports we were given we wouldn't have passed this. A leader would
have called us into the Oval Office and read it out loud to us."*

There was no word from the Republican nominee who reportedly had
rolled up his sleeves and joined the rescue party in the Capital.

http://www.americanthinker.com/2007/...he_war_on.html

[red states rule]

Son of a liberal: What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?

Liberal father: I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals.

[ib1yysguy]

Yawn.

[red states rule]

Yawn.

If you are a Dem, that is all you can really say about the poll

It must suck being a Dem and having to see a poll that exposes the defeatest beliefs in the light of day

I am not surpirsed the lefties are avoiding this thread like a vampire avoids the sunlight

[red states rule]

Yawn.

My

Only one lib so far has the balls to comment on this poll (not much of commnet at that)


Are the lbs on this board waving the white flag at this thread?

[red states rule]

As one liberal put it

No More Blood for Bumper Stickers!
There is no “War on terror”. It’s all a ruse; a cheesy slogan Bush made up to line the pockets of his Big Bumper Sticker buddies. Are John Edwards and I the only ones who have noticed how much the price of bumper stickers has skyrocketed since 9/11? Apparently so, for the sheep-like consumerist hordes keep right on buying them up, as if slapping a patriotic sticker or a yellow ribbon on their SUV’s will somehow assuage their feeling of guilt over the 3,000 fellow Americans they murdered by putting Bush into office. So desperate they are to wash the blood off their hands, they are now sending their own tots overseas to steal Iraq’s bumper stickers.

Perhaps if John Edwards would use his psychic powers to wipe the memory of 9/11 from the minds of the American people as he has erased it from his own, they'd be able focus their limited attention spans on his political campaign or, more importantly, his fantastic hair.

http://blamebush.typepad.com/

[uscitizen]

Bush supporters are reduced to fantasy ?
Reality must be pretty bad.

[red states rule]

Bush supporters are reduced to fantasy ?
Reality must be pretty bad.

The satire shows the liberal mindset very well

Libs have this fantasy where if the US surrenders to the terrorists they will leave us alone

[red states rule]

Bush supporters are reduced to fantasy ?
Reality must be pretty bad.

Why do libs believe that if the US runs away from the fight in Iraq, the terrorists will lay down their guns and bombs and will become law abiding citizens?

This is the biggest fantasy I have heard of

[uscitizen]

The satire shows the liberal mindset very well

Libs have this fantasy where if the US surrenders to the terrorists they will leave us alone

Just another con fantasy.
They call them cons for a reason you know

[red states rule]

Just another con fantasy.
They call them cons for a reason you know

You can't spell liberal without LIE


How does it feel to watch your party surrender to Pres Bush and for the Dem Congress to have LOWER approval numbers then Pres Bush

[uscitizen]

Yep liberals lie, but Cons excel at it.

[uscitizen]

Strange that cons would be red...Remember the old anti commie slogan of "I'd rather be dead than red" ?

[red states rule]

Yep liberals lie, but Cons excel at it.

I see you duck direct questions - like most libs

Dems played the voters for suckers - and the polls show the voters are pissed

[uscitizen]

Dems played the voters for suckers
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ROTFLMAO.
Who played who for suckers ?
Fight em over there vs over here, mushroom clouds, WMD's, etc.
Some have still not wized up and are still suckers