Son of a liberal: What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?
Liberal father: I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals.
What Did You Do In The War On Terror, Daddy
This satire does describe libs perfectly. The war on terror once again touches the US and this would be how the Dems would react
October 30, 2008,Washington (AP) Nuclear devices have caused untold
havoc in Los Angeles, New York. Chicago and Washington, D.C. Operating
on an emergency broadcasting network from a hidden location outside
the Capital, the President declared a State of Emergency. National
Guard troops and emergency medical teams are aiding local police and
fire departments in emergency evacuations of all three cities.
Homeland Security is directing supplies to evacuation centers but do
not believe supplies can reach those trapped inside those cities for
several days.
"It is not yet certain who was behind the attacks but the markings on
two devices which failed to detonate were in Farsi," said unnamed
sources inside the Langley, Virginia Frank Church memorial bunker of
the Climate Intelligence Agency, the former Central Intelligence
Agency, renamed last year as part of the Intelligence Authorization
Bill passed by the Democratic Congress. "At least we think it was
Farsi, he added, explaining, "we had to replace all our Farsi speakers
with Sheryl Crow and Laurie David under the new law."
The attack happened as the Agency head was meeting with Area Studies
professors in Durham North Carolina to issue a joint proclamation
accusing white male athletes of systematically raping the planet and
using more than their allotted share of carbon dioxide emissions. "All
the huffing and panting and busing from one event to another places
them just under bovine flatulence in the scale of polluters," charged
Jennifer Broadhurst, Chair of the Professors for Fair Share Emissions,
a public interest group.
Former Vice-President Gore had been scheduled to address the meeting
but his Gulfstream Jet was stalled on the ground in Kyoto because of
an unexplained problem respecting the credit card he was using to pay
for the carbon offsets for the trip.
In the Congressional bunker at another undisclosed location,
Congressman Henry Waxman said, "As soon as we can dig our way out of
this, I am holding hearings to determine whether the outing of Plame
is behind this massive intelligence failure." He indicated he'd been
in contact with Richard Clarke who asserted that he had warned the
President that "someday, somewhere, somehow, something bad was going
to happen."
Senator Schumer demanded to know, "Who is responsible for this?" He
hinted that a subpoena of Karl Rove's emails to the RNC and a voter in
Boise made reference to a Persian Cat. "I can't prove it, but a
circumstantial case could be made that this shows he knew what was
about to befall us and kept quiet to effect the election."
Hillary Clinton, the Democratic nominee for President issued a
statement from her headquarters blaming Bush, "When we voted for this
the President should have known it was stupid and stopped us. If we'd
known now what we should have known then if we'd read the intelligence
reports we were given we wouldn't have passed this. A leader would
have called us into the Oval Office and read it out loud to us."*
There was no word from the Republican nominee who reportedly had
rolled up his sleeves and joined the rescue party in the Capital.
http://www.americanthinker.com/2007/...he_war_on.html
Son of a liberal: What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?
Liberal father: I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals.
Yawn.
As one liberal put it
No More Blood for Bumper Stickers!
There is no “War on terror”. It’s all a ruse; a cheesy slogan Bush made up to line the pockets of his Big Bumper Sticker buddies. Are John Edwards and I the only ones who have noticed how much the price of bumper stickers has skyrocketed since 9/11? Apparently so, for the sheep-like consumerist hordes keep right on buying them up, as if slapping a patriotic sticker or a yellow ribbon on their SUV’s will somehow assuage their feeling of guilt over the 3,000 fellow Americans they murdered by putting Bush into office. So desperate they are to wash the blood off their hands, they are now sending their own tots overseas to steal Iraq’s bumper stickers.
Perhaps if John Edwards would use his psychic powers to wipe the memory of 9/11 from the minds of the American people as he has erased it from his own, they'd be able focus their limited attention spans on his political campaign or, more importantly, his fantastic hair.
http://blamebush.typepad.com/
Bush supporters are reduced to fantasy ?
Reality must be pretty bad.
Bush doubled the debt from 5 trillion to 10 trillion.
Proving tax cuts work!
Bush asked for and signed for the TARP money.
The Republican senate leader backed Bush on this.
Yep liberals lie, but Cons excel at it.
Bush doubled the debt from 5 trillion to 10 trillion.
Proving tax cuts work!
Bush asked for and signed for the TARP money.
The Republican senate leader backed Bush on this.
Strange that cons would be red...Remember the old anti commie slogan of "I'd rather be dead than red" ?
Bush doubled the debt from 5 trillion to 10 trillion.
Proving tax cuts work!
Bush asked for and signed for the TARP money.
The Republican senate leader backed Bush on this.
Dems played the voters for suckers
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ROTFLMAO.
Who played who for suckers ?
Fight em over there vs over here, mushroom clouds, WMD's, etc.
Some have still not wized up and are still suckers
Bush doubled the debt from 5 trillion to 10 trillion.
Proving tax cuts work!
Bush asked for and signed for the TARP money.
The Republican senate leader backed Bush on this.
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