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    Khadijah Baseer, Burbank Homeless Woman, Caught Offering Blowjobs for Chicken McNuggets


    ​A homeless woman that Burbank police say often hangs around the local McDonalds allegedly took the begging game to new lows last Wednesday.

    "She was offering BJs" for Chicken McNuggets, says Lieutenant John Dilibert, who immediately knew why we were calling. He was baffled by the insane amount of press and attention that the week-old citation has garnered in the last 24 hours.

    Khadijah Baseer, 31, was reportedly going car to car, asking drive-thru customers if they'd buy her some McNuggets in exchange for a blowjob. "She used to go out there in the past asking for money, but this time..."
    "... she was opening up doors" and offering her services, says Dilibert. McDonalds managers told police that they'd seen her hanging around before, but never going to such extremes.
    Desperate times, apparently.

    Baseer was cited and released for misdemeanor solicitation. According to Dilibert, the homeless woman (whose last residence was a Los Angeles address) could face six months to a year in county jail, and up to a $1,000 fine.

    However, she "probably wont get that" due to jail overcrowding and limited resources, says Dilibert. Her case will be taken on by the Burbank City Attorney, kicking off with a court appearance on January 26.

    From the original Burbank Leader report:
    Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles reportedly opened customers' car doors in the drive-thru of McDonald's on the 1700 block of Olive Avenue about 11 p.m. Wednesday, asking for free chicken McNuggets in exchange for sexual favors, Officer Joshua Kendrick said. A man told police Baseer approached him but he refused the offer.
    Cops over at the Burbank Police Department have obviously been having fun with this one, given the nature of the charges and subsequent Internet hubbub. Maybe Baseer "wanted to see someone's quarter pounder -- their sesame-seed buns," says Dilibert. Hey, somebody had to put it out there.

    http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2...ank_homele.php




    Did they stumble upon another illegal relative of Obama's???





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    Khadijah Baseer, Burbank Homeless Woman, Caught Offering Blowjobs for Chicken McNuggets


    ​A homeless woman that Burbank police say often hangs around the local McDonalds allegedly took the begging game to new lows last Wednesday.

    "She was offering BJs" for Chicken McNuggets, says Lieutenant John Dilibert, who immediately knew why we were calling. He was baffled by the insane amount of press and attention that the week-old citation has garnered in the last 24 hours.

    Khadijah Baseer, 31, was reportedly going car to car, asking drive-thru customers if they'd buy her some McNuggets in exchange for a blowjob. "She used to go out there in the past asking for money, but this time..."
    "... she was opening up doors" and offering her services, says Dilibert. McDonalds managers told police that they'd seen her hanging around before, but never going to such extremes.
    Desperate times, apparently.

    Baseer was cited and released for misdemeanor solicitation. According to Dilibert, the homeless woman (whose last residence was a Los Angeles address) could face six months to a year in county jail, and up to a $1,000 fine.

    However, she "probably wont get that" due to jail overcrowding and limited resources, says Dilibert. Her case will be taken on by the Burbank City Attorney, kicking off with a court appearance on January 26.

    From the original Burbank Leader report:
    Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles reportedly opened customers' car doors in the drive-thru of McDonald's on the 1700 block of Olive Avenue about 11 p.m. Wednesday, asking for free chicken McNuggets in exchange for sexual favors, Officer Joshua Kendrick said. A man told police Baseer approached him but he refused the offer.
    Cops over at the Burbank Police Department have obviously been having fun with this one, given the nature of the charges and subsequent Internet hubbub. Maybe Baseer "wanted to see someone's quarter pounder -- their sesame-seed buns," says Dilibert. Hey, somebody had to put it out there.

    http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2...ank_homele.php




    Did they stumble upon another illegal relative of Obama's???
    Obviously the Burbank Police aren't Republicans. Remember a few years ago a woman told Bush she worked three jobs and Bush replied something along the line of " How American" or "Only in America" as if a woman having to work three jobs to support her family is something great.

    When the woman in this article goes to court and the prosecutor reads the charges she should ask if he'd be happier if she collected welfare.
    "May your reality be as pleasant as mine."

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    Caught?

    Wow, I thought that was just desperation. I would have just bought her a meal. There's a homeless lady who I bought food for several times at the Burger King nearby work. She offered that crap, ain't no way though. So, she started bringing me books that they give away at the homeless shelter. Interesting lady. She felt I was cheated because I didn't take her up on her offer...
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    She doesn't need any sauce with that.
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