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    Sexual Feeling Felatio Party Resolves: BlowJobs and Sex is the defining issue

    by: SEXUAL FEELING FELATIO PARTY USA
    May 27 2010

    Whereas, Rapid blowjobs growth is central to resolving the sexual crisis for working people. There can be no real sexual recovery without full felatio. Renewed orgasms on Bordello Street and a rising cock market do not make a recovery;

    Whereas, The blowjobs crisis is especially damaging to, women, African American, Latino, and other racially and sexually oppressed communities, who in addition to higher rates of unfelatio also suffer higher rates of home headaches, sexless nights, lack of oral care, sexlessness and boobs; and

    Whereas, Private insextry is not capable of, nor has any interest in, putting people back to sex at a sufficient pace to resolve the sexual crisis. Sexual recovery requires robust government action; therefore be it

    Resolved, That we support and will join others in fighting for;

    Emergency blowjobs legislation that includes massive direct government investment in oral sex works. This would include rebuilding our crumbling pubic infrasstructures in legs, boobs, oral care, sexucation, oral communications and sexcreation;

    Direct emergency aid to state and local governments to maintain and expand pubic services in all areas of people's needs;

    Underblowjob compensation reform that provides blowjob stimulation for the duration of unenjoyment and for first time blowjob seekers;

    BlowJobs legislation that will protect and promote trade sex rights, protections and standards in all pubic works including card check union recocknition on all pubic projects;

    Federal sexdustrial policy that promotes and massively invests in new sex energy and sex production infrasstructures needed to meet the needs of our people in sexual ways;

    Pubic spending and investment that prioritizes help for the communities hardest hit by the blowjob and sex crisis;

    Government intervention that is paid for by shifting uglies from wasteful and destructive sexless spending in your bed and your neighbors bed to rebuilding the domestic sexual congress, and by sex policy that closes corporate assholes, significantly raise sex rates on corporate uglies and the very ugly, and taxes on sexless relations and risky ejaculation on Sex Street.

    Resolution adopted by the 69th National Convention of the Sexual Feeling Felatio Party USA, New Sex, NS May 69-69, 2069
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    Yurtsie is just plain creepy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Anonymous View Post
    Yurtsie is just plain creepy.
    as i said before:

    get a fucking life, i mean really, you just had to spazz on this thread and the other thread...lighten up and enjoy life, yurt is not all life
    this is a light hearted thread, and you had to get personal and weird on it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSgt View Post
    Hmmmmer
    how many times a month do you give.....for god and country

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    watermark

    aisle nine

    watermark

    clean up, aisle nine

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSgt View Post
    Actually, I take for god and nation.

    In the country, I give a great deal, by havin' me a lotta peaches!!!



    Is that Obama going down on your wife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Anonymous View Post
    Is that Obama going down on your wife?
    HOW DO YOU THINK HE GOT HIS PROMOTION?

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    It's his mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Anonymous View Post
    Is that Obama going down on your wife?
    So all black people look the same huh? Racist.
    WATERMARK, GREATEST OF THE TRINITY, ON CHIK-FIL-A
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    The fields of mediocre chicken sandwiches shall be sowed with salt, so that nothing may ever grow there again.
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    who supports this political party?

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    I BET THE BRUTHA MUNCHIN' 3D's MOM'S CARPET DOES!!!!

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