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    Default The Teabagger Socialist-Free Purity Pledge!

    The Teabagger Socialist-Free Purity Pledge

    I, ________________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following:

    I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights.

    I will complain about the destruction of my 2ndAmendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 2ndAmendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public.

    I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls.

    Also. I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:


    Social Security


    Medicare/Medicaid


    State Children's Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)


    Police, Fire, and Emergency Services


    US Postal Service


    Roads and Highways


    Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)


    The US Railway System


    Public Subways and Metro Systems


    Public Bus and Lightrail Systems


    Rest Areas on Highways


    Sidewalks


    All Government-Funded Local/State Projects (e.g., see Iowa 2009federal senate appropriations-- http://grassley.senate.gov/issues/up...rops-73109.pdf)


    Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)


    Public and State Universities and Colleges


    Public Primary and Secondary Schools


    Sesame Street


    Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children


    Public Museums


    Libraries


    Public Parksand Beaches


    State and National Parks


    Public Zoos


    Unemployment Insurance


    Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services


    Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, Stateor Federal Government (pretty much all of them)


    Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)


    Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions)


    Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD's ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking


    Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies


    Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies


    If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care


    I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C.

    I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist

    locations, including but not limited to:


    Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History


    The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments


    The government-operated Statue of Liberty


    The Grand Canyon


    The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials


    The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery


    All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC


    I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government salary and government-provided healthcare.

    I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America.

    I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army.

    I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees.

    Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks.

    Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die.

    SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF ____________ IN THE YEAR ______________.

    ___________________________ ___________________________

    Signed Printed Name/Town and State


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    I'm surprised the teabagger spelled all the words on the sign correctly. Most of 'em that I saw on 9/12 were atrocious.

    Say, has FatAssco signed this yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DNC View Post
    I'm surprised the teabagger spelled all the words on the sign correctly. Most of 'em that I saw on 9/12 were atrocious.

    Say, has FatAssco signed this yet?
    Actually, there is an error. It's spelled official, not "offical."

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    Absolutely correct. How did I miss that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DNC View Post
    Absolutely correct. How did I miss that?
    You were to busy sucking up to kenny's cut and paste, duncy troll.
    SEDITION: incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority.


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    Good gawd that was a lot of fat, old, and very white people. I wonder why those old geezers weren't demanding Obama take away their government Medicare?


    I imagine it has something to do with the fact that private insurance companies won't cover their obesity, their diabetes, and a host of other health issues that these poor, fat southerners have associated with their diet and lethargy.

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    They only want to deny government help to people who haven't gotten it yet.

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    I don't think half these morons realize their medicare is government insurance.



    in the history of protests, I think the only other protest that was literally this blindingly monochromatic white, was the KKK march on washington in 1925


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tabasco View Post
    Actually, there is an error. It's spelled official, not "offical."
    Ofecal?

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    Plenty of colostomy bags on the "protesters" I'll bet.

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    From the looks of them a bunch of chlorestol drugs as well.

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    The air was redolent with the mingled scents of ignorance and liniment.

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