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    7 63.64%
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Thread: If you had to live in either North Korea or Somalia, where would you live?

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    Default If you had to live in either North Korea or Somalia, where would you live?

    OK, you can leave Somalia, and you can't leave NK, but let's just assume you can't leave either to even the playing field.
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    Is this a joke? I'd rather live in Somalia than the US.
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    The two worst countries on the planet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Epicurus View Post
    Is this a joke? I'd rather live in Somalia than the US.
    Good luck on living until 40.

    At least there are hospitals in NK.
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    north korea by a bajillion miles. Tons of hot asian chicks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 911America4EVER View Post
    Good luck on living until 40.

    At least there are hospitals in NK.
    Ummk. At least you would live free until 40, which is considerably more than you could say for North Korea and increasingly America as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by \o/ View Post
    north korea by a bajillion miles. Tons of hot asian chicks.
    Who may or may not be required to be your concubine, depending on how high up in the glorious peoples Communist party apparatus your able to get.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Epicurus View Post
    Ummk. At least you would live free until 40, which is considerably more than you could say for North Korea and increasingly America as well.
    Live free?

    Say something that pisses off Muslims, you'll be lynched within the hour.
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    If you were in North Korea, think about how hilarious it would be to laugh at how insane things were all the time. But not out loud, because then you'd be executed and/or sent to a labor camp where 25% or so die every year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 911America4EVER View Post
    Live free?

    Say something that pisses off Muslims, you'll be lynched within the hour.
    Shoot them dead if you can, or shut the fuck up if you can't. It's a truly free country, at least in the south. There are literally no restrictions on what you are "allowed" to do.
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    also, due to recent wikipediaing, somlia's gdp is 153, which probably is damn near close to the bottom (192ish countries?) N.K. is 75th.

    Plus, somolia doesn't look like this:





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    Quote Originally Posted by Epicurus View Post
    Shoot them dead if you can,
    You'd be dead before you could even unholster it. Gun nuts have a tendency to vastly overestimate the amount of armed people they can down in a blind fury.

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    or shut the fuck up if you can't.
    Not freedom.
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    Beautiful and awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by \o/ View Post
    also, due to recent wikipediaing, somlia's gdp is 153, which probably is damn near close to the bottom (192ish countries?) N.K. is 75th.
    Well, that's probably due to NK's higher population, and most of it probably goes to the glorious leaders and others high in the party apparataus. Somalia's GDP per capita is about half NK's, though.

    Don't tell the glorious leader I said that. :shk:
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    Quote Originally Posted by 911America4EVER View Post
    You'd be dead before you could even unholster it. Gun nuts have a tendency to vastly overestimate the amount of armed people they can down in a blind fury.



    Not freedom.
    Why would you ever holster it in Somalia? Always keep it out and loaded and sleep in shifts.

    Also, it is the ultimate freedom. It is the freedom to take and keep whatever you can defend for yourself. You are the only arbiter of your own rights. There are far more important rights than free speech.
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