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    Your mom: an expert on dick size.

    I borrowed this phrase from an angry poster who lost a debate with me but it reminded me of a funny story.

    My old boss has a big family and the matriarch used to have a tradition at annual family reunions. She had a dust pan (used to collect floor sweepings) that she had marked lines at 1/2 inch intervals parallel with the leading edge. She's line up all the males in the family, take a dollar from each and have them "drop trou", place the pan across their upper thighs, supporting the penis with the pan, using it to measure length. The winner- the guy with the longest- got all the cash.

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    what.. the.. fuck.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Grind View Post
    what.. the.. fuck.
    Good ol' family tradition, eh?

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    Explain to me the necessity of doing this every year?

    To see if someone began taking Enzyte?
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    Just a guess- it ain't my family, just for shits and giggles.

    My boss was a real hoot. Work hard, play hard. We'd take the train to a conference and he'd party with clients until 4 am, get up in time for the next day, and play poker all the way back on the train. Once in a while he'd lean his head back and take a 15 minute power nap, then be good to go for another four hours.

    His brother was a great guy, owned a grading business, worked on his own equipment during the off season and worked the hell out of it during the summer. Never drank. Took me for a ride in his "grocery getter" ZR-1. He was killed when the load shifted on his tractor trailer, and a dozer crushed the cab. He left a sweet wife.

    Their sister was a hoot too. She had a house by the river with a hot tub in the back yard, and two more in the garage. She went through husbands like guys do cars.

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    No.

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    Why would you say that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Southern Man View Post
    Why would you say that?
    Not funny, and no other redeeming qualities. Added nothing to the discourse, educated no one on anything whatsoever, and slightly disturbing.

    This thread failed, and the best part of it was Ib1 reiterating the fact that it has, indeed failed.

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    What a seriously fucked up family.

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    As if I'd line up for this type of inane thing. Let her take me out of the will, who cares?
    Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
    - -- Aristotle

    Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
    - -- The Buddha

    It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
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    I'd line up cause I know I'd win.
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