Walking on water

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Mark Steyn: Obama mythology could use some stimulus
Far from walking on water, president seems all at sea.


In The Washington Post, E.J. Dionne tried to break it gently to us:
"No occupant of the White House has ever been able to walk on water."
Yeah, sure, no previous occupant of the White House has been able to walk on
water - your Eisenhowers and Roosevelts, your Chester Arthurs and Grover
Clevelands and whatnot. But Barack didn't run as just another of those
squaresville losers. He was gonna heal the planet and lower the oceans. So,
even if he couldn't walk on water, he should at least be able to paddle in
it. "He is a community organizer like Jesus was," said Susan Sarandon, "and
now we're a community, and he can organize us."

So how's that going? Jesus took a handful of loaves and two fish and fed
5,000 people. Barack wants to take a trillion pieces of pork and feed it to
a handful of Democratic Party interest groups. Jesus picked twelve
disciples. Barack seems to have gone more for one of those "Dirty Dozen"
caper-movie lineups, where the mission is so perilous and so audacious that
only the scuzziest lowlifes recruited from every waterfront dive have any
chance of pulling it off. The ends justify the mean SOBs: "Indispensable
Tim" Geithner, wanted in 12 jurisdictions for claiming his kid's summer camp
as a business expense, is the only guy with the savvy to crack the code of
the U.S. economy. Tom "Home, James!" Daschle is the ruthless backseat driver
who can figure out how to steer the rusting gurney of U.S. health care
through the corridors of power. Charles Bronson is the hardbitten psycho
ex-con who can't go straight but knows how to turn around the Department of
the Interior.

And, of course, there's the lovable dough-faced shnook in the front office,
Robert "Fall Guy" Gibbs. He didn't do nuthin' wrong, but, when seven
nominees die in a grisly shootout with a Taxable Benefit Swat Team in the
alley behind the Senate, he makes the mistake of looking sweaty and shifty
answering routine questions.

A president doesn't have to be able to walk on water. But he does have to
choose the right crew for the ship, especially if he's planning on spending
most of his time at the captain's table, schmoozing the celebrity guests
with a lot of deep thoughts about "hope" and "change." Far worse than his
Cabinet picks was President Obama's decision to make the "stimulus" racket
the all-but-sole-priority of his first month and then outsource the project
to Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank and Harry Reid.

Appearing on "The Rush Limbaugh Show" last week, I got a little muddled over
two adjoining newspaper clippings - one on the stimulus, the other on those
octuplets in California - and for a brief moment the two stories converged.
Everyone's hammering that mom - she's divorced, unemployed, living in a
small house with parents who have a million bucks' worth of debt, and she's
already got six kids. So she has in vitro fertilization to have eight more.
But isn't that exactly what the Feds have done? Last fall, they gave birth
to $850 billion of bailout they couldn't afford and didn't have enough time
to keep an eye on, and now, four months later, they're going to do it all
over again, but this time they want trillionuplets. Barney and Nancy
represent the in vitro fertilization of the federal budget. And it's the
taxpayers who'll get stuck with the diapers.

Those supporters who were wary of touting Obama as the walk-on-water Messiah
did their best to lower expectations by hailing him merely as the new FDR.
You remember the old FDR - "We have nothing to fear but fear itself." Ha!
With the new New Deal, we have everything to fear. As President Obama warned
Tuesday, "A failure to act, and act now, will turn crisis into a
catastrophe." If you're of those moonstruck Obammysoxers still driving
around with the "HOPE, NOT FEAR" bumper stickers, please note that, due to
an unfortunate proofreading error at the printing plant, certain nouns in
that phrase may have become accidentally transposed.

As it happens, the best way to ensure catastrophe is to "act now." It would
be nice if the world could all prance along in regimented unison like the
Radio City Changettes. But, alas, the foreigners made the mistake of
actually reading the "stimulus" bill, and the protectionist measures buried
on page 739 subsection XII(d) ended, instantly, the Obama honeymoon
overseas. The European Union has threatened a trade war. Up in Canada,
provincial premiers called it "a march to insanity." Wait a minute, I
thought the Obama era was meant to be the retreat from insanity, a blessed
return to multilateral transnational harmony.

As longtime readers will know, I'm all in favor of flipping the bird to the
global community. But at least, when Rummy was doing his shtick about "Old
Europe," he did it intentionally. To cheese off the foreigners entirely
accidentally before you've even had your first black-tie banquet is quite an
accomplishment. Protectionism is serious business to the Continentals. Oh,
to be sure, if the swaggering unilateralist Yank cowboy invades some Third
World basket-case they'll seize on it as an opportunity for some cheap moral
posturing. But in the end they don't much care one way or the other.
Plunging the planet into global depression, on the other hand, is an
entirely different matter.

The bloated nonstimulus and the undertaxed nominees are part of the same
story. I'm with Tom Daschle: I understand why he had no desire to toss
another six-figure sum into the great sucking maw of the federal Treasury.
Who knows better than a senator who's voted for every tax increase to cross
his desk that all this dough is entirely wasted? Tom and Tim Geithner and
Charlie Rangel and all the rest are right: They can do more good with the
money than the United States government can. I only wish they followed the
logic of their behavior and recognized that what works for them would also
work for every other citizen. Instead, they insist that the sole solution to
our woes is a record-setting wasteful government spending spree.
Maybe it's time for President Obama to come out and give one of his big
hopey-changey speeches. It's been a few weeks now, and I kinda miss them.
You know - "We are the change we've been waiting for." "We have nothing to
hope for but hope itself." "Ask not what your hope can change for you, ask
what you can hope for your change." Etc.

But I wonder if the old songs from last month's hit parade would play as
well today. On Wednesday, Salon headlined a story on Obama: "The New Great
Communicator . Isn't." Oh, dear. It's early days yet, but the gulf between
the rhetoric and the reality, between the audacity of hope and the reality
of pork, yawns ever wider. Right now, it's the Obama mythology that urgently
needs some stimulus. Some of us never expected him to walk on water. But we
didn't think he'd be all at sea taking on quite so much of it after a mere
two weeks.

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[uscitizen]

Thanks, just trying to keep Damo out of trouble. Nothing personal.
In spite of Damo being a Republican he is a pretty good guy.

[Damocles]

Thanks, just trying to keep Damo out of trouble. Nothing personal.
In spite of Damo being a Republican he is a pretty good guy.

Thanks.

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Thanks, just trying to keep Damo out of trouble. Nothing personal.
In spite of Damo being a Republican he is a pretty good guy.

I usually insert a link, I just forgot to on this one.

So far I have found most of the posters here OK, regardless of political persuasion. A little snark and dose or two of sarcasm in heated exchanges are par for the course in these kinds of forums. There are almost always ignore author options when the need arises.

[uscitizen]

We even have an igonre thread option. I just noticed it the other day. I have not tried it yet.

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We even have an igonre thread option. I just noticed it the other day. I have not tried it yet.

Hey, I just saw that!

[Damocles]

You can also ignore all threads started by such a poster, which solves the issues of the thread titles showing up to vex you.

[Topspin]

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[DamnYankee]

ICE dance you racist mutha fucker
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Watch out Ice Dancer you insulted his Messiah.

[Threedee]

ICE dance you racist mutha fucker
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[China Apologist]

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Watch out Ice Dancer you insulted his Messiah.

He's too weird for my time.

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Mi shall paroli en esparanto se mi dezir, stulta conservative fascist.

Sorry, Esperanto failed in the 70's.